The Ultimate Machine

[ducatidesmo]

Streetwolf; You would hardly notice that this Beast was based on an 80's supermachine. This has many modifications, some of which I shall just glance over
A-Bodywork which is bulletproof
B-A highly sophisticated Electronic dash
c-A high output motor aided by NOS
D-Aerodynamic light fitting
E-weapons systems
F-Highly sophisticated bodywork construction.
G-highly advanced tyre technology
H-8th Lowest drag co. ever recorded on a motorcycle
I-Highly advanced frame design.
J-Lightweight construction
K-Top speed est. at 200MPH but with hyperthrust it is estimated to be 255mph approx
L-Highly advanced exhaust technology with A middle hyperthrust exhaust and two standard ones either suide of it.
M-Highly advanced suspension technology developed especially for this bike by OHLINS at a huge cost.
O-This bike was designed by one of the top design houses in the world.
Police forces around the world have contacted me about this, if I can reduce the cost by 20% you will see these all over the globe acting as bikes for the police and military.
It was always a dream of mine to produce a modern day Streethawk(Starred in an 80's action TV serial of the same name)and now I have. This was Streethawk:

Are you ready to see Streetwolf?
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Here it is in all its glory, STREETWOLF!;








What do you think

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

Your baby represents the cutting edge of crime fighting? hardware

Are they Chaff canons moulded so seamlessly into Rsend



TBH it looks fast standing still

It does represent the cutting edge, A burglar would stop in his tracks if he ever saw this coming his way.
No at the rear you have the Hyperthrust exhaust in the middle and then 2 exhausts either side, the weapons are wher the headlight used to be, A huge flame comes out of the hyperthrust exhaust when you reach over 200MPH, the handling is mainly controlled by a computer, the bike can also drive itself if the situation ever arises. We took that technology out of KITT when he was taken apart.
I know it is stunning, I will never part with her, It will promote some jealousy at the bikrer meets anyway. I may enter it into a custom bike show.
Thanks for the comments, she is my P&J.

[ducatidesmo]

Ther is an automated machine gun beside the weapons display, here it is in the up position:

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

Particulary drawn to the cleverly concealed HUD
I'm guessing (smugly guffaws here)
its a restricted view youve issued here
and that at its debut in Fifty years time in accordance
with the 50 year disclosure act

I'll be proved right as usual





RIGHT



is there a variation A la Humvie'

to furnish the jet-set of Monaco available,


or will they hunger for awhile yet?

It goes under the 100 year disclosure act because it is so advanced, I am working on a civi version but that will only do about 210MPH and wont be able to drive itself as that is highly advanced technology, should retail for about 500k. The HUD display opens up to a bigger screen when needed. From here you are all on a need to know basis and at the moment, you dont need to know.
We will be setting up a website:
www.Ifitistopsecretweknowaboutit.c

Edited by ducatidesmo on Saturday 24th March 18:50

[ducatidesmo]

The tyres are made by Yokostone(yokohama came together with bridgestone to create it)they are called the SUPER-DUPER COBRA.
I see what you mean about the magnesium but we used Boranium12 to counter effect the Highstone force wherein the rotundular shape is not balanced by the hypernism ceebism but by this method we have ruled out the above and we now create The Heidelberg force because it goes so fast it catches fire, we are developing flame resistent paper to cover the bike in so it doesnt catch fire.
I really dont like what you are saying about the cardboard, this project has taken years of my life and $$$ and I havent come this far to make the bike look cheap and tacky. We are a proper enterprise working out of my shed.
I challenge ANYONE to a race.

[ducatidesmo]

You do realise insulting a federal project is a criminal offense, expect a visit from the Men in Black

[ducatidesmo]

chedder said:

How does it counteract the turbulance at speed from the Bernoille effect?

It creates the turboil latno effect becuse of the shape of the bodywork which counteracts with the Bernoille effect and reduces drag.

Edited by ducatidesmo on Saturday 24th March 19:27

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

Will it run on Tesco/Morrison fuel


or has it been mapped to avigas spec
for extra pursuit capabilties






like mine

She only runs on the best fuel, we have vast stocks of Lidl performance fuel. Like I said before Hyperthrust is activated when the beast goes over 200MPH and rockets it to 255mph, that is the extra capability.

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

Theres likely a NASA trade off,

he gives them such & such on the cardboard angle

they slip him a few launches on the 'QT' down the range
when its quiet.

(thursday early)

Streetwolf Mk2 In production BTW and yes you are right about Nasa. I am taking her to santa Pod this year to show people what the Mk1 is made of then they will be in awe of the MK2.

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

'get thee behind me, oh prince of darkness(Joe lucas)'

Edited by rich 36 on Sunday 25th March 10:44

Edited by ducatidesmo on Sunday 25th March 11:09

[ducatidesmo]

Here are some engine close-ups, this machine runs on a new type of engine called the hydranemopuna, I bet none of you can figure out how it works?!?!?!?!?

Edited by ducatidesmo on Sunday 25th March 12:00

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

Is that the new
'Renticular Celuprime'
(hushed tones)


-system I can see poking out the side

I'm impressed and suitably humble
your sharing this info

I am amazed that you thought of the renticular Celuprime(It is supposed to be top secret), you were pretty close but it is in fact a renticumatic vario-celuprime that varies the fluxnamarto that enters the vacdu chamber and therefore neutralises the emissions when needed from the recirculating monogawai tube.
I like sharing the info to the public but dont go telling anyone, after all it is top secret.

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

Hush you mouth!




our Enemies gather even now to plot against us,
this is just the sort of thing they love

I am now going out on Streetwolf to neutralise these "Enemies", they wont know what hit them

[ducatidesmo]

Sorry guys, I know you were all so excited about this project but our funding has been cut and I acting on my own free will have bought what remains of the hyperbike and it is now to star in its own Tv show-Streetwolf.
Here is a link to the episode 1 teaser:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku_Wmuw2quM

[ducatidesmo]

This is just the start Rich36, Universal studios have already been in touch for a movie remake of the already filmed pilot episode. Matt damon is in the frame. The film will be broadcast alongside the TV show on channel4.

[DucatiDesmo]

Oi! You listen here my friend, Streetwolf is not dead!
Episode 1 of the Tv show is in production, it involves a man stealing an oil filter from my shed and SW giving chase, it will be on youtube in the coming weeks.
Here is SW in action with the new V-twin engine fitted, good for about 900BHP, its tickover is 200RPM but it revs to 28000rpm:
http://s124.photobucket.com/albums/p21/Ducati749s/...
FEEL THE POWER! Vorsprung durch Teknic!

Edited by DucatiDesmo on Saturday 26th May 17:07

[DucatiDesmo]

rimmer said:

now that is a beast is it by any chance bonds next set of wheels?

Please, Mr.Rimmer. I have standards. I cant just give a machine of this magnitude to any Tom, Dick or Harry!

[CaptainCrunch]

Streetwolf chases Robber out of garden:
http://s124.photobucket.com/albums/p21/Ducati749s/...