Finally the Porsche gets the engine it deserves.

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Now it will have the performance and sound to match its timeless looks.

Shame they dont offer a TVR Speed Six conversion for the best of both worlds.

Edited by crafty on Wednesday 6th June 05:30

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Carrera2 said:

This is jsut stupid.

Dsylexic - Porsche owner summed up in a word

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sleep envy said:

crafty said:

Dsylexic - Porsche owner summed up in a word

nice, making fun of people's disabilities

Is owning a Porsche a dicability?

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The use of "dic-ability" was obviously a giraffe fart....went straight over the head... just like the spelling of Dsylexic

.... twas inspired by the quote I read at the bottom of this page

Edited by crafty on Wednesday 6th June 12:43

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... but at least it'd be able to keep up with the TVR's and Ultimas down the straights...

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sleep envy said:

it's a cowardly thing to do

wnaker

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Here's how the story goes.....

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Hey Mr Envious... check this out.... I have been beaten like a redheaded stepchild (can I say that?)

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

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This is getting way off topic Mr Sleepy, we were having a sensible discussion over proper engines in Porsches and you have reduced it to an argument over spelign dicabilities. Shame on you.

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Actually... I've got the G50 and a Supercharged version of the LS engine in my plastic toy.

If I ever get another Porsche engined car it will be a Covin

I hope Mr Sleepy doesnt get envious

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^^^ ummmm.....I think you will find that this post started as a pi$$ take, and we are definitely in the thick of pi$$takery now.... Please dont ruin it by seriously suggesting a Subaru engine in anything... even a Porsche.

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Wayne.... Wash your mouth out with soap!!!!

I can understand putting an LS engine into a Porsche, but a Porsche engine in an Ultima.... that's sacrelege!!!

What a waste of a Ultima!!!!

Edited by crafty on Friday 8th June 08:56

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Good morning Mr Sleepy!!!!

I think you forgot to take your hillarious pill this morning.

You see the joke was funny cos I said it would be a waste of an Ultima.


Its not funny when you say "no it isnt, its a waste of a Porsche"...


I think you need to up the morning dosage to two happy pills.


Have another one and try again....

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nope.... still not quite there Im afraid.

You see, I said you hadnt taken your hillarious pills and you said "have you run out of yours".... but that's just a twist on the "no it isnt its a waste of a Porsche", which also wasnt funny when you said that.

Can you see that Mr Sleepy?

Maybe you're just so busy replying to so many threads every day that you dont have the time to give me the attention I so desperately crave.

I mean I went to all this effort to put this thread up there about putting better engines in Porsches and that's all you can come up with!

Please Mr. Sleepy..... take some time to make us poor old plastic car drivers feel special.

Now, give the pills a few more minutes, maybe rush over and put out a few jokes on some other threads and then come back and try again.

How about a funny picture, that might be easier for you.... I put a funny one up for you on the Ultima thread didnt I...

Edited by crafty on Friday 8th June 10:59

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I actually thought Porsches were built like kit cars.... you know..... from the VW spare parts bin.

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.... theres always at least one wankler in the crowd

Edited by crafty on Monday 11th June 06:01

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..... not even a nibble from the Porsche guys, even Mr. Sleepy has gone quiet.

Mr Gravel Rash......I said nothing of the sort!! I wouldnt even suggest that the Chev lump was smaller.


... it MUST be heavier though..... right?

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.... are you finally asleep Mr. Sleepy?

Edited by crafty on Wednesday 13th June 01:09