Will a fat bird fit in my Boxster?

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Anyone had any experience of this or am I taking my Mondeo instead?

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stuttgartmetal said:

It doesn't matter which car you take, you know how to get her into bed ?

Piece of cake

did I get it right torchster?

The getting her into bed is irrelevant, we're both going out in one of my cars, but as she's 100 miles away I'm not going to turn up in the Porsche if she won't fit.

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HRG said:

Surely if you've got a Boxster you can get a thin bird instead?

HTH.

I've already got one of those but she's doing exams next week so will be revising.

In the meantime I'm spending some time with a friend, who happens to be rather solidly built.

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Thanks for all the advice, From the few that have posted facts then it looks like she'll fit ok.

Davey S2 said:

Dont do it.

Find yourself some nice slim clunge instead

I've already got one of those but she's revising this weekend.

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It was raining on Saturday so I took the Mondeo, therefore I still haven't got a definitive answer as to whether she would have fitted in.

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welshbikerduck said:

Well that was a funny thread. Shame we never had any pics of the afore mentioned "fat bird"

Worst "I really fancy a fat bird but am afraid to admit it" post ever.

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y2blade said:

I think she suffocated him.

I'm still alive

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DeeKay17 said:

Can we have a synopsis of what transpired please...

No!

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graeme4130 said:

Did we ever get to the bottom of whether she got in or not ?
Or 5 years on, is she now slim and hot ?

Or did the op realise that being a boxter driver, he actually preferred dudes ?

I took the Mondeo, mostly because we would be parking outside a dodgy nightclub. She also batted for the other side, best wingman I ever had on a night out.