Panama Canal vs Gen-F

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The boat carrying my Gen-F is at the PSA International Terminal so it's getting closer, just got to get through the Canal without hitting anything.

Hope they don't use my car as a fast drug Mule, I must tell them it's in the Tango car. Hahaha.

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Oh no I think I can see red calipers, no it's not it's Rust.

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It's going through as I type, I must be sad, very sad.

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How did you do that ?????????????

Must have got a grown up to help you. Hahaha

By the time it get's to Blighty it would have rusted away.

Come on hurry up. FFS.

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I recon that because the deck hands have been practicing "doughnuts" with my Gen-F the Captain thought he would join in........more practice needed me thinks.

Or he is trawling for Cod to sell at the next port of call to raise money for more fuel to get over the pond.

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I think that from where they are from they have a very good tan already.

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Well I will take my hat off to you on this one Dave, very, very funny. Hahahahaha

Did the Dwarf put you up to it ????

And it's great that everyone can have a great laugh and all I can do is track an effing boat carrying "white goods"

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I will give you "laughing lots" stumpy.

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Is that a pirate ship on the starboard stern after my calipers or bringing Dougies Vespa Spares. Bugger its the St Louis Express at twice the speed of the Salome and its been taken over by HSV extremists coming to steel all Yellow objects on any white good found on board. Hahaha

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Yes as maybe but I have "Norfolk and Chance" of getting it till it swims it's way round round to Southampton.

If Dougie (dwarf) had his way it would be on the "Hi-Ho Express" back to Auss.

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Going to be very secondhand with lots of miles under it's belt and a bit of a salty seadog WHEN it gets here.

Starting to think Dougies Vespa would be a good bet, but I don't like Spaghetti much.

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I think we will be buying Dave drinks for a long time to come.

Wetting myself.

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Have you not got stabilisers on yours.

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Transvestite Dwarf version more likely.

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It's started the journey across the pond.

Only about 12 days now.

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It will be in my hands on the 21st of this month.

What mods ????

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Wyld Stallyn said:

Sarge 4x4 said:

Yes as maybe but I have "Norfolk and Chance" of getting it till it swims it's way round round to Southampton.

If Dougie (dwarf) had his way it would be on the "Hi-Ho Express" back to Auss.

Southampton Terminal you say..? - My Neighbour works there - sommet to do with Customs and Stuff

I could ask him to make sure all the paperwork is in order and that there are no traces of illicit contraband anywhere on or in the vehicle..?

Do you know that has been in the back of my mind all along, just picture it all in little bits and no instructions on how to put it back together.

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VXRocky said:

Off topic, Sorry!

Andy, am I still good to come down Tuesday? Emailed a little while back...

You will have to remind me what for ? Sorry, or call me in the morning.....

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Edited to comply with the rules of posting. Sorry Andy

Edited by richie slow on Sunday 6th April 20:41

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Evening Dougie, how is Snow White ?

I bet your Vespa does wheelies with that Zanussi on the back.

But I bet it stops well. Hahahahaha

Edited by Sarge 4x4 on Sunday 6th April 20:22

Edited by Sarge 4x4 on Sunday 6th April 20:24

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Is that like a Pearl Necklace but different ?