Avinalarf esacaped on Wednesday

[steveatesh]

Don't know what happened but Avinalarf managed to get past the careers on Wednesday and ended up in the lounge where he created this surreal thread:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Fortunately I think we got away with it, nobody realised he was from the Aston forum. He didn't mention his ladyboys either, that would have given the game away

I guess what happened was you DB9 owners who are supposed to make sure he takes his Dried Frog pills were distracted by the latest Saga brochure and a new line in beige cardigans (apparently!). Anyway, he managed to duck past you so can you take more care next time please

[steveatesh]

krisdelta said:

Well one of us had to finally crack, I thought it would be Jockman, personally.

Jackman is currently fully engaged on the NP&E forum where he is giving wise council on one of the many brexit threads. Fortunately he's managing to hold his own () and doesn't need our help yet

[steveatesh]

avinalarf said:

Glad you lot enjoyed my Topic and true to form as I was avinalarf.
I do sometimes stray onto other forums on PH giving the chance for other contributors to enjoy my erudite and apposite World View whilst at the same time avinalarf.
Surprised none of you picked up on the runting stags thread in the Lounge.l

I told you, they were all engaged looking at new pipes and slippers etc to notice you'd got out.... Good job us Vantage owners have time to trawl other forums just in case!

(NB -I always like your other threads actually )

[steveatesh]

Jockman said:

We're doooomed.

Doooomed, I tell ye

Lol, some of them take it far too seriously don't they!

I can imagine that Junkers, Merkel et al are busy reading PH forums just to get suggestions and ideas on how to run Germany and the EU....

She will be saying to her Hubby (if she has one!) "Mein Gott, the boys on PH are upset, ve will have to guard our lawn in case we get any frozen Sausage hammered in!"

[steveatesh]

avinalarf said:

Hhmmmm.....you don't happen to be bisexual .....do you ?

well if I was it wouldn't necessarily make me a bad person of course!

However, I am just a thick racist northerner so will you not use words like "erudite" and "apposite" please as I don't know what they mean

[steveatesh]

avinalarf said:

p.s. Steve just for the record it's carers not careers.
A carer is someone that looks after me,a career is something you may aspire to.
Spell check is not always your best friend.

Edited by avinalarf on Friday 1st July 15:51

Well thank you for that instruction, I am afraid my fingers can't type as well as my mind thinks they can.

And aspire?... na, as I said I'm from the North,we leave aspirations to you southerners and just live off your tax pounds then shaft your EU dreams because we don't understand what it's all about.....

[steveatesh]

RobDown said:

What? You mean there are other forums on PH??

shhhh, don't encourage the rest to wander off alone around the world of PH, may set them back years....

[steveatesh]

Jockman said:

She is an opportunist and a very frightened one at that.

Is that because she posts on NP&E too, or something to do with a second Indy referendum?

[steveatesh]

simonr100 said:

What's it like having the bottom of the range Aston, did you buy it for your wife/girlfriend? Or you aren't man enough to handle a V12?

No actually she bought it for me for services rendered.....

And oh dear, do I detect a note of pique in your reply, are you actually taking it seriously, or is it just way past your bedtime!