Daft Adverts

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Agent57

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Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Just been looking at some PH ads for DB7s and can't believe how naff some of the wording is even from dealers.
e.g.:

" Speakers, Tinted Glass, Body Coloured Bumpers, V5 Registration Document, MOT, Full Service History, Traction Control, Safety Belts Rear, Safety Bel..."

The number one selling point on an Aston is that it has speakers??! Safety Belts - Wow!

Talk about not having basic sales and marketing skills.

Still, it adds to the fun.

Agent57

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1,662 posts

155 months

Wednesday 27th July 2016
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Yeah, some photos are more flattering than others.

Agent57

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155 months

Friday 9th December 2016
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They're still at it:

"Analogue clock, PAS, Heated door mirrors, Heated rear window, Adjustable seat cushions/backrests/headrests..."

Who cares about this stuff on a modern Aston? We expect it. Take that as a given.

And don't use valuable space at the top of the add to talk about how the car was designed and launched. We want to know about the actual car you are selling.

Rant over.