Ideas for a race team name

[LoonR1]

After a moment of madness, me and Lincsblokey have decided to enter the Hottrax Endurance race at Anglesey in May and maybe even the Donington one in June where we will have CunnyDK on board too hopefully.

However, we need a race team name and are throwing it open to BB to come up with a good name. The more lighthearted the better. Remember that there's no hiding place for us with StuB one of the commentary team.

[LoonR1]

Love it.

[LoonR1]

jimbop1 said:

Why don't you keep it simple then like The BNP Team??

That could be the challenge for StuB to get that into his commentary.

[LoonR1]

Some great names on here

[LoonR1]

mckeann said:

Do you both already have race licenses??

Yep. I got mine last year and lincsblokey was racing proper last year apparently.

[LoonR1]

Dunno. Lincsblokey can sort that.

[LoonR1]

Lincsblokey said:

Being honest, me & StuB had the PH flag flying all last year, so if PH were ok with this I'd be more than happy.

Given how protective they are of their brand plus the distaste that the mods seem to have for us, then I'd rather use one of the funny ones.

[LoonR1]

StuB said:

Or if the were sponsored by Lemsip the team could be called For Coughs.

Don't forget who's doing the commentating

[LoonR1]

Apologies for the lack of poll but time was against us in getting the race entry in early and getting the discount. However, as StuB liked the quoted name below so much then we've gone with that one. Hopefully he'll slip up Spooner style during his commentary.

StuB said:

Just saw a brilliant spoonerism on Facebook, Looking Fast

Has to be the 1.

[LoonR1]

It'd be great to see as many as can make it.

[LoonR1]

Never even thought about it but that will be great to see the Honda fanboy on a Yamaha

[LoonR1]

Biker's Nemesis said:

I recon it needs a Rossi rep paint job or at least a No 46 on it.

Too late, we'll be running 131

[LoonR1]

Lincsblokey said:

LoonR1 said:

Never even thought about it but that will be great to see the Honda fanboy on a Yamaha

I'm a race mercenary. Like mr t. Only slightly chubbier, balder,
And white.

we

[LoonR1]

StuB said:

I'd heard Mr. T wasn't able to cut it in the fast group at the Mumsnet Brands Hatch trackday, but couldn't force myself to believe it.

Guess it must be true

Seriously, it will be great to see you guys out there & I'm sure you'll have a ball. Racing is addictive though, especially if the weather is good at Anglesey.

The addiction is my worry, I'm not very good at resisting things so this could be the next expensive hobby I take up.

[LoonR1]

I'm running just under 6km a night, every night, barely drinking booze and trying to find my riding mojo. Thankfully something clicked last time out , so there's a bit of speed there.

All the details have been sorted, like dogtags, a couple of cheapo orange Tshirts rather than a bib.

Rules have been read, but not fully sunk in and hoping Craig can sort the bikes for scrutineering, I've got plenty of parts!!

[LoonR1]

theshrew said:

If your running 6km a night weight will fly off as long as you eat the right stuff. Just like its flying onto me because ive not been going the gym or running and slurping to much ale

It's not. And I'm eating healthy stuff too. I'm a stubborn fat bd.

[LoonR1]

theshrew said:

Im in the same boat stopped smoking fired load on - smoking again now

Get on myfitnesspal track what you scoff that will give you a real good idea if you need to change anything.

Worked hard three years ago and lost three stone. Quit smoking last year, put two stone back on. Still off the tabs.

I'm eating stir fry veg with steamed fresh fish, along with a shedload of fruit. Job snacking, no chocolate and no crap. I'm a stone down, but I've still got a stupid belly.

[LoonR1]

Interesting I was thinking of mixing it up a bit. Thanks.

[LoonR1]

Rain, rain and more rain. Why am I surprised given that insane Bank Holiday weekend

But pissed off that my first race is going to be soaking wet.

[LoonR1]

What are the fast guys lap times there?