Bikers are all undertaking W@nkers!!!!

[moanthebairns]

why are all bikers undertaking wkers, seriously you all need to have a word with yourself why do you think its acceptable! who the fk do you's think you are.

so today whilst driving along in the taxi vrs on the A876 I was overtaking a car on my inside (dual carriageway)
im doing 75 ish and see a bike sitting right up my chuff. just as im past the car I fling on the indicator to pull to the inside lane, luckily I checked my shoulder to see the tt sticking it up my inside undertaking me! I should have knocked him off as im in a big box of steal but I didn't want to wash his insides off my awesome 7 year old swirly in need of a detailing paint job motor.

fk THIS I THINK, show some respect bh, do you know who the fk I am?! fk it I dropped the 254bhp/290pounds of torque REMAPPED BEAST down a few gears in hot pursuit of this down the next slip road to have a word.

he didn't stop, I knew I was up against a pro when I see he had a reg plate the size of a rizla skin hanging from his R6, my understanding is that these are only given out to the TOP, TOP, TOP riders.

he whoores it up the next section of road pulling away from me but not by much as I have the most powerful taxi in town, I see him coming up to the next section of corners and ive caught him on the brakes, he hacks away at the throttle like a blind woodsman, he couldn't rev match worth a st... sure enough he tip toes around the corners holding me back then come the next straight overtakes a line of traveling cars...and he's gone...fk im now going the wrong way.

seeing as I have little to no life I stored this up so I could vent It on pistonheads! The other half was incredibly impressed as you can imagine "if you had driven like this on a first date I wouldn't have got back in the car", obviously this means she would have wanted it right away after seeing how much of a God I am behind the wheel.

so why do all you biker s undertake like fking morrons, no wonder no one likes you, bunch of poofs dressing in leather and going out meeting other guys in car parks. just because you cant afford a car!

[moanthebairns]

mike-r said:

Big box of steal, ha.

dammit steel, I only write stainless steel, and carbon steel like a 100 times a week at work....

[moanthebairns]

JakeT said:

slickchange said:

you would have caught him if only you had a mapped 335d

You're right. A mapped 335d can easily do 220-230 and still achieve 69MPG...

whilst fully laden, but only the ones in white with M-sport badges plastered everywhere at a ludicrous cost

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graphene said:

Yeah, those YZF-R125s look just like the R6.

you would know MR 125

[moanthebairns]

i think people missed the humour in this some what, I tried my best to mirror the regular "biker complaints" on here....for those who don't know me, where the fk have you been im bigger than BN on here don't you know!

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C. Grimsley said:

I am a sunny biker and my driving style changes from being in the car to riding a bike, you can see most car drivers are aware of what is around them but then you get some that seem to not like bikers and do hang around just to slow bikers up, when I feel I have one like this I make sure it's as safe as possible and do what I can to get by.

Chasing a biker is a bit silly as you could be pushing him to his limits and god forbid cause him to out ride himself.

I think we all get irritated by someone else's driving at times, I try to shrug it off as I have had some road rage incidents and afterwards you look back and feel a plonker.

Carl

true, true very true. But fk him, he flung down the imaginary gauntlet if he cant out run a "taxi" (I don't drive taxi's for a living only for the sheer buzz, im a piping designer, apparently) then he should hang up his leathers or stop being a straight line hero...

[moanthebairns]

jasesapphy said:

Bigger than BN

[moanthebairns]

hwajones said:

Rich coming from a taxi driver...
The most arrogant group on the Roads!

And no, he probably didn't know who you were...

did you read the thread? or just the opening post and then think, i'd like to add to this

has no one clicked on my name to see I am a biker and post here everyday and have done so for years....

[moanthebairns]

So there I was on the A12

[moanthebairns]

y2blade said:

jimbop1 said:

Lane hogging tt.

This^^^

I undertake tts like this all the time.... in the car, bike and horsey van


Keep left unless overtaking you ****

did you read the post or just post a generic fuddish comment.

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y2blade said:

moanthebairns said:

did you read the post or just post a generic fuddish comment.

I don't bother reading your opening posts anymore.

they are all the same sort of thing

well fk off then

[moanthebairns]

I couldn't be arsed thinking of a witty retort that you wouldn't have read, or if you had found it funny anyway. I am perfectly aware that I am as funny as Adam Sandler to some.