What could possibly go wrong?

What could possibly go wrong?

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XJ84

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157 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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Hi, it's been quite a while since I posted on Pistonheads. (I have been lurking rather a lot lately though).
I have a wee tale to tell you good people if you would be so good as to spare me a bit of your time. A bit of background first...

(Apologies, I reckon this post is gonna end up being pretty long).

For the last couple of years or so I've been riding around on this, ahem 'enchanted' beastie.

A Yamaha XS750 triple 'Cafe Chop-Fighter'.
It's that classic tale of letting one's heart rule their head when it comes to purchasing 'classic' vehicles. I absolutely adore this bike but I dread to think how much money I've spent on repairs.
I've tried my best with her, I really have. It was clear that she'd been horrifically abused and mistreated by past owners, (thirteen of them before me!) and I've always had this problem of feeling sorry for old cars and bikes that have endured hard lives. I thought if I just kept spending money replacing parts as they (frequently) broke and lavished plenty of attention and love then eventually I'd have myself a reliable(ish) bike. Yeah, I know...

Naturally it didn't really work out like that and I was getting increasingly very tired of being left by the side of the road on many an occasion due to various mechanical maladies.
The final straw came last time I was out on a hoon when I noticed Cheech and Chong levels of smoke pouring out the 'zorst. And the oil breather. And the carbs. And this is after she's already had an engine rebuild.
Well bugger. This is about where I eventually decided I was gonna throw in the towel...

...She ain't getting sold for now though (well unless someone makes me a decent offer, but that seems unlikely somehow). She'll be stored in the shed to be rebuilt another day. Which suddenly leaves a bike-shaped hole in my life once again.

So, what bike should I buy to replace a shonky old seventies Yamaha?

Why... Another shonky old seventies Yamaha of course, but this time one that's been sat in a shed for fourteen years! I've always been a well-rounded rational and sensible chap I have.

(Well, this 'seventies Yamaha' is actually from the early eighties. Close enough).

An XS650 twin this time. I've always loved these things. It came about when I was round a mate's moaning to him about my aforementioned P.I.T.A. triple and he happened to mention he had this. And also that his missus has been moaning about how he needs to get rid of some of his bikes (he has about nine in various states of disrepair). I think you can probably see where this is going....

...so yeah. An afternoon was spent changing the oil, setting the valve clearances, putting some petrol in and, er, that's about it actually.
After a few kicks she roared into life with a glorious cackle, like an old Meriden Triumph twin with the bass turned up. And a quick spin round the block confirmed that she steers and stops too. She's even got fully functional lights and indicators. Shame about the massive oil leak from the sump gasket (spot the oil tray underneath) but if that's apparently the only issue that's arisen so far than I consider that a result!

So, yeah. The plan now is replace the gasket, new tyres, MOT, tax and all that gubbins and I'll be on the road once more. Just in time for Winter. What could possibly go wrong?


I probably should have learnt my lesson by now, but hey ho....