I have just...

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Bought a shaft drive superbike ( with a spare chain drive ) , with a "polite" vest and am running it on guy Martin tyres and transport the bike upside down in a van without straps , dressed in full on power ranger outfit and a white helmet ( flip up lid , of course ) . I intend to turn it into a cafe racer , beat Rossi in Spain , win the tt but I can't find the frame number because I'm too busy trying to upgrade my abs brake calipers and get ohlins everything including underwear . But never in the wet and only down to my local bikers cafe of Rykas unless I get too old .

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