What f***ing animal is taking a leak on my bike?
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Sodding hell some f
king animal is pissing up my front wheel!? I am living in a flat so have to park here in order to lock it to the railing, I presume a fox is doing it? Why would it piss on a rubber tyre? fking if I had a shotgun and many hours to waste I'd waste it bigtime
It happened earlier in the week but I wasn't hundred percent sure if it was piss or someone had spilt some beer on it (lots of alkies round here) but now I know for sure
king animal is pissing up my front wheel!? I am living in a flat so have to park here in order to lock it to the railing, I presume a fox is doing it? Why would it piss on a rubber tyre? fking if I had a shotgun and many hours to waste I'd waste it bigtimeIt happened earlier in the week but I wasn't hundred percent sure if it was piss or someone had spilt some beer on it (lots of alkies round here) but now I know for sure
I think I found the bd! This bloke live in one of the houses through the back gates on the left. He was letting that little fker sniffle around the alley and piss in various places! I saw him doing it this morning by chance as I went to unlock my bike. He was a bit weird (I saw him peeping through a different neighbours back gate keyhole!) - I think he's one of them that will let the dog piss & st outside his own house and then simply go back inside. Nice.
I am pleased to report my counterstrike initiative worked.
d! This bloke live in one of the houses through the back gates on the left. He was letting that little fker sniffle around the alley and piss in various places! I saw him doing it this morning by chance as I went to unlock my bike. He was a bit weird (I saw him peeping through a different neighbours back gate keyhole!) - I think he's one of them that will let the dog piss & st outside his own house and then simply go back inside. Nice.I am pleased to report my counterstrike initiative worked.
Well that's just dandy 
I started this thread about my new scooter. Someone tried to nick it, (see my other thread) so now I am forced to use my old stter. Now to add insult to injury it's taking a leak on this too! It's a full-on leak too - look at it pooling on the rim! I had to march back to my house to get some floor wipes to wipe the disc-lock as I was worried about 'spray' 
The world is pissing all over me!
Need to buy some more chilli powder
I started this thread about my new scooter. Someone tried to nick it, (see my other thread) so now I am forced to use my old s
tter. Now to add insult to injury it's taking a leak on this too! It's a full-on leak too - look at it pooling on the rim! I had to march back to my house to get some floor wipes to wipe the disc-lock as I was worried about 'spray' The world is pissing all over me!
Need to buy some more chilli powder
Right I know you're all dieing for updates.
Since someone tried to nick my Tmax I had to order a new brake disc which went backorder for two weeks. While I was waiting for it, I had to use my old scooter. I locked up my Tmax at my old house, 6 miles away, and put a cover on it.
New disc arrived, and today I went over to fit it. Well blow me down it looks like something has taken a leak on the back wheel?!
I swear I'm not making this up. It was just below where the back of the bike cover rested on the back tyre. It absolutely was not there when I locked it up. And it's not on a street it's on a house driveway, where I've locked my old scoot for years with no problem, so not somewhere people walk or whatever.
It must be these shagging Bridgestone - when they wear out I'm going Michelin, man.
Since someone tried to nick my Tmax I had to order a new brake disc which went backorder for two weeks. While I was waiting for it, I had to use my old scooter. I locked up my Tmax at my old house, 6 miles away, and put a cover on it.
New disc arrived, and today I went over to fit it. Well blow me down it looks like something has taken a leak on the back wheel?!
I swear I'm not making this up. It was just below where the back of the bike cover rested on the back tyre. It absolutely was not there when I locked it up. And it's not on a street it's on a house driveway, where I've locked my old scoot for years with no problem, so not somewhere people walk or whatever.It must be these shagging Bridgestone - when they wear out I'm going Michelin, man.
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