Cheapest web address & web page?

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How would I do this then chaps?

I want a web address and a one-page website (which will be a welcome with a "click here to enter" re-direct to another site.

I dont want to pay the earth. Ideally I want it to be free.

I dont want anything like a wordpress.mysite.com, it must be www.mysite.com

Any ideas?

Thanks

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