How do you become an arms dealer?

[DJC]

Munter said:

2 things:
1)They will require a few £mil
2)If you don't pay up they are the sort of people who have a tank...

You are brokering, not buying remember?

[Munter]

DJC said:

Munter said:

2 things:
1)They will require a few £mil
2)If you don't pay up they are the sort of people who have a tank...

You are brokering, not buying remember?

I thought you wanted one direct from what you said.

[itsnotarace]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Used-Famous-Nelson-Mandela...

[DJC]

Hell no, I just meant following through with what the schoolkids did
If I was a schoolkid doing this for a project and suddenly some doo gooding teacher told me, no, we arent really going to do it, we were just making a point.

Well...Id be sodding annoyed watching several million quid waltz off just because of some bloody lentil munching moralist.

[fatboy69]

Its a dying breed now that so many of Middle East dictators have been overthrown. Better ask that nice Mr Blair for his little black book of contacts.....

Deleted last line just in case. Never know who reads these posts.

[mattyg]

Start off small with say a 2nd hand shop and build up from there.







I'll get me coat

[aceofspades2957]

I would love to know the answer to this

[chryslerben]

fatboy69 said:

Its a dying breed now that so many of Middle East dictators have been overthrown. Better ask that nice Mr Blair for his little black book of contacts.....

Deleted last line just in case. Never know who reads these posts.

No no your perfectly safe as its well known within certain circles that Mr Blair isn't the saint he'd like to portray himself as.

[Galsia]

Being an Arms Dealer would be badass.

[GaryST220]

Galsia said:

Being an Arms Dealer would be badass.

If you are a moral cockroach, yes.

[Galsia]

GaryST220 said:

If you are a moral cockroach, yes.

Any excuse to sport a handlebar moustache and a pair of aviators.

[texasjohn]

http://www.mbdacareers.co.uk/index.html

[Benbay001]

All i can picture is the start of "Blood Diamond"

[skeeterm5]

GaryST220 said:

If you are a moral cockroach, yes.

The moral high ground is generally a lonely and expensive place to be....

S

[GaryST220]

skeeterm5 said:

The moral high ground is generally a lonely and expensive place to be....

S

There is nothing sanctimonious about objecting to the trafficking of arms.

Nothing makes me more ashamed to be British than our government’s persistent desire to militarise the world.

[Goonowski]

1. Move to Russia or Ukraine.
2. Get to know other arms dealers - this could be tricky.
3. Agree to represent them in Africa.
4. Move to a politically volatile country in Africa.
5. Stir things up a bit.
6. Sell them guns.

Repeat steps 4-6 until you're dead or retired.

If you can't be bothered to do all that, become a politician.

[ClaphamGT3]

koolchris99 said:

mums old BF worked for an arms company in Devon, they had a bunker, i did my GCSE work exp there it was epic.

Dince Hill if i remember. he was minted.

David Fox Ledger?

[philmots]

Knowing an arms dealer it was something they fell into over a good few years, a long time ago..

I'd imagine with all the licensing issues these days it's not the sort of thing that you'd be able to start tomorrow.

Then there's the knowledge, contacts etc.. You can only learn so much.

[skeeterm5]

GaryST220 said:

There is nothing sanctimonious about objecting to the trafficking of arms.

Nothing makes me more ashamed to be British than our government’s persistent desire to militarise the world.

Like I said, retaining your moral high ground is expensive and lonely.

There is nothing illegal in arms sales whether it be the state or individuals, morality is a point of view and depends on your lens.

S

[Conian]

I once sold some edged weapon antiques to a buyer in Germany.
I'd like to think that I could add 'International Arms Dealer' to my CV and not be lying