The Wing'd Horse of ChavTat

The Wing'd Horse of ChavTat

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Dibble

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The Wing’d Horse of ChavTat



Now, from the Vixpy Mint, available in a limited run of only several million, wonder at the beauty that is the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. Each piece is beautifully hand crafted, no, sorry, crafted, no, sorry, congealed, from a solid lump of Tatnite. This super hard element is said to possess mythical powers of strength, and is virtually indestructible. It will resist all attempts to damage it, so you need never fear another “accident” while dusting, preserving the everlasting beauty of the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. Indeed, this is the ideal element to capture and recreate the ethereal beauty of the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat, so much so, that you can barely see the mould lines (unless you’re in the same room, and have the partial use of at least one eye).

Measuring an incredible six inches by six inches by six inches (sorry, Vixpy1, 8” x 8” x 8”), this high quality ornament will bring that elusive touch of class to any room. Be the envy of all your friends, as they gasp in awe at the luminescent beauty that is the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. Not only will it look good, it will actually bring you good fortune, and may possibly increase the value of your neighbour’s house. Loved by squaddies’ ex-wives everywhere, the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat will increase in value over time, so you may wish to consider buying several, and saving them as gifts for your special friends in years to come. Of course, you could also display the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat in your own home, as this is sure to increase your own circle of beautiful, successful and rich friends, just by its mere presence.


Each Wing’d Horse of ChavTat is delivered to you in its own protective, satin lined box, so that this treasure can be handed down from generation to generation. Think of the joy to be shared by future generations, as you bequeath them, not the TVR or large sums of cash, but the Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. Picture the tears streaming down their faces as your will is read out.


Available at all good markets, for only £20 (what price happiness?), between the “Fake Burberry” and “Dodgy CD” stalls, or online at www.Vixpy1needsashoeing.com Act now, before these future heirlooms sell out. This is, fortunately, a once in a lifetime offer.

Yes, I have had a taste bypass. Please rush me a Wing’d Horse of ChavTat. I am aware that it does NOT come in a plain wrapper, so that the Royal Mail, my family, friends and colleagues will all be aware of my total lack of any redeeming character traits whatsoever.

And coming soon, the WWF Panda…













And for those of you wondering what the hell this is all about, please see here and here

Racylady

931 posts

233 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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wedge girl

4,688 posts

239 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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This post is even funnier than the original,

Dibble

Original Poster:

12,938 posts

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Thursday 2nd December 2004
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With apologies to Vixpy1, but I'm on a rest day, and I just couldn't help myself.

No offence intended.

Fallon

1,388 posts

266 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Inspired!

I think there should also be a deferred payment option for those folks wishing to purchase a job lot.

Apache

39,731 posts

284 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Easily mistaken for one of Laliques finest creations methinks...............not

Harry Flashman

19,352 posts

242 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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I'm actually laughing out loud. Vixpy - what in God's name were you thinking?

Apache

39,731 posts

284 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Must have got pished and wandered into Elizabeth Dukes

mechsympathy

52,751 posts

255 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Dibble said:

And for those of you wondering what the hell this is all about, please see here and here


swilly

9,699 posts

274 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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I won a horse like that at an amusement arcade.

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

258 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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dibble said:
or online at www.Vixpy1needsashoeing.com







Marki

15,763 posts

270 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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That Wildcat post on the original had me

Dibble

Original Poster:

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Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Marki said:
That Wildcat post on the original had me


Somehow I can't see HSBC using that in their ad campaign. Pity.

Dibble

Original Poster:

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Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Just in case anyone's missed Vixpy1's nemesis...

Pies

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256 months

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Dibble

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Thursday 2nd December 2004
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And here's the link to the Viz Elvis Presley Dambusters Clock Plate of Tutankhamen - a timepiece worthy of the Gods

Just click on the "Tatalogue"...

>> Edited by Dibble on Thursday 2nd December 18:48

Dibble

Original Poster:

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Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Gazboy said:


Jeez Charlie, what were you high on when you thought of that!

Nice one Dibble!


There's more of the same on Vixpy1's original thread. May God have mercy on his soul.

BliarOut

72,857 posts

239 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Priceless... I saw the start of the Jewellery thread and then baled out... How could I have missed such a gem

Dibble, I shall be never skip past another one of your posts again

We definitely need a charity destruction

Dibble

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Thursday 2nd December 2004
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BliarOut said:
How could I have missed such a gem


...because you probably have at least some small measure of good taste, unlike Vixpy1...

vixpy1

42,624 posts

264 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Gazboy said:




Is Vixpy the new pwig?


No!
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