Why did she do this to me?
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Saturday night in the pub having a few beers with some mates. I don't recall how but I got chatting with a very attractive lady, in her late thirties I'd guess.
She got very friendly and strated getting bit touchy feely. I was drunk so didn't stop her as strongly as I should have perhaps. She asked if I was married and I said I was.
She then started unzipping my top and putting her hands on me. I am very powerfully built and she kept saying things like, 'OMG look at your arms, and OMG look at the size of your shoulder muscles' etc etc kneck etc.
Before I knew it she caught me off guard and forced me to kiss her. Then someone shouted oi, that's enough!
Turns out it was her husband. I apologised to him but he looked genuinely upset.
What was that all about!?? Why??
She got very friendly and strated getting bit touchy feely. I was drunk so didn't stop her as strongly as I should have perhaps. She asked if I was married and I said I was.
She then started unzipping my top and putting her hands on me. I am very powerfully built and she kept saying things like, 'OMG look at your arms, and OMG look at the size of your shoulder muscles' etc etc kneck etc.
Before I knew it she caught me off guard and forced me to kiss her. Then someone shouted oi, that's enough!
Turns out it was her husband. I apologised to him but he looked genuinely upset.
What was that all about!?? Why??
andy400 said:
They're all mental. You need more explanation than that?
Seconded.Blatantly she'd got the hump with him for some reason so decided to wind him up by getting an ego boost elsewhere. Obviously thought as you're "well built" that if he kicked off you would intimidate him, and she would have thus proved her point.
An ex years ago used to do exactly this, even to the stage of letting them have a grope up her skirt etc. I surmised she was a mentalist, so showed her the door. Was every time we disagreed about ANYTHING or she got bored.... out came the "slagi-form" and the night out would end in her pulling some bloke and half the bar/club seeing her arse/t**t/boobs thus creating the impression that she was a slag.
She felt it showed she was "desirable"
As said, they're NUTS all of them.
Mobile Chicane said:
A friend of mine was approached (on Plenty of Fish) by a woman who wanted him to f
k her while her husband watched.
Funny old world at times...
Did he go through with the deal?k her while her husband watched.Funny old world at times...
Just curious as got sat on a table with swingers at a wedding recently...... They were 30years older than us, and bordering upon predatory.
Why are you asking here? Surely http://www.handbag.com/ is the place to ask about barmy women?
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