RE: SOTW: BMW 318is

Friday 3rd June 2011

SOTW: BMW 318is

Garlick's chosen a BMW (and not a Merc). How very odd...



Once again Riggers is out of the office 'working', and so Shed returns to my desk once more and the weekly hunt for a £1000 PH-worthy car is down to me.

As regular devotees of SOTW will probably know, I have three criteria when searching for a Shed of the Week - it must be limo-sized, it must be an auto and it has to be a Merc. But something changed this week, because I've cheated on Mercedes for a dabble with its deadliest rival. I feel dirty.

Back in 1996 we had a fairly new BMW 318is on the used forecourt at the dealer where I worked. It was black with grey cloth and, to be honest, we hadn't had much interest in it, but I rather liked it. At that time I'd never driven an 'is' before and seized the opportunity to take this one out once my boss had gone home for the evening. It wasn't taxed, so trade plates were attached and I was off (after jump-starting it if I recall correctly).

I remember how much I liked the way the car involved the driver, how the dash wrapped around you and how good the four-pot sounded. I was selling Mercs at the time and we didn't offer anything as focussed; we certainly didn't offer anything with a manual box as smooth either and (rather reluctantly) I was seeing the appeal of the blue-and-white roundel.


It was shortly after this thought that my inexperience let me down and the back end stepped out as a result of ham-fisted gear changes and a boot of throttle. As it stepped out I lifted off (foolishly) and performed a graceful pirouette, before coming to a stop facing the wrong way. Fortunately the road was quiet, but I had come to rest only a few feet from a lamppost. I blame being only 23 at the time and having only just started at the dealer a year ago (after owning nothing feistier than a 1.1 Fiesta). I was hardly the expert. I liked the BMW, though...and I'm sure the new owner did too.

Today these cars are worth a grand - and that's not bad is it? For your money you'll be getting the rather beautiful E36 coupe body, containing a 140bhp, 1800cc engine (though this car could just possibly be a later car featuring the 1900cc M44 engine that also saw service in the Z3) that gives over 130mph and a 0-60mph time of 10.2secs.

For a fairly small four-banger you get a reasonable 132lb ft of torque, too, and when it's wrapped up in a chassis as tight as only BMW know how, you'll find that's more than enough to get into trouble (just don't drive one like I did).


When new, the earlier cars were offered with the M Power styling kit as an option (it became standard in the run-out models) and, although I prefer the purer look of the unadorned coupe, this week's Shed comes with all the M stuff glued to it. It's in-keeping though, and doesn't look out of place, especially when teamed up with the BBS split rims and silver paintwork

Looking at the advert this car seems in very good health, is versions of the E36 regularly fall into shed budget but they don't always look like this, especially not with tax and test thrown in. Tempted? I think you should be, I know I am. This needs to be bought.

Advert is reproduced below:

1996 BMW 318is, 124,000 miles, £1000

BMW 318is for sale, this cars is in great condition, runs perfect without any problems. It is surprisinly good on fuel aswell. It has 17 inch bbs split-rims which are in ok condition but could do with a re-furb at some point to be perfect. The car has a factory fitted m-tec boby kit all round. Also has red carpets and red seats and red door card trim. It has electric windows and sun roof. It has tax for five months and mot till august. The tyres are all in legal condition with one tyre new. This car is great and i will be sorry to see it go, but due to me finishing uni for the summer very shortly i need the money to see me through.£1000.

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johnpeat

Original Poster:

5,326 posts

265 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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Back in 2000 I worked with a guy who was hunting for a company car to replace his (privately owned and much cherished) Civic 1.6 VTi...

He'd all-but signed for a Prelude (5th gen) when he was invited to a BMW company car driver test-drive event. When he arrived the only car left was a 318iS which was probably all his budget would stretch to anyway and so he headed-out in it.

He (as I would have) assumed that it would be a bit limp and lifeless - not a patch on the hot hatches/coupe's he'd been eyeing-up - but when he came back he'd decided it was the car for him! When I questioned this, he pressed the keys into my hands within a couple of days of getting it and told me to see for myself.

At the time I had a Civic 1.8 VTi which I hated for a raft of reasons, so I might have been slightly clouded in my judgement but 4 hours behind the wheel on motorways, country roads, town centres etc. left me nothing less than impressed. It did nothing amazing - it wasn't a "hot hatch" - it's performance was 'adequate" - but you got out feeling like you'd just gotten-in - it was a lovely car...

If I had a complaint, it's that for some reason no-one let you out of junctions/lanes on the motorway wink

It wasn't red inside tho!!!!

Edited by johnpeat on Friday 3rd June 02:00

ChairsWithHairs

23,900 posts

194 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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Early?

vit4

3,507 posts

170 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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I need that interior in my life. It's awesome! biggrin

tightspot

6 posts

155 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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vit4 said:
I need that interior in my life. It's awesome! biggrin
Yup, it's amazing for sure.

Kawasicki

13,077 posts

235 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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Gaz. said:
A fooking great big Amen to that!

It was a nice little driver but I think the quoted/claimed top speed was optomistic at best and I would imagine a 200kph cruise on an autobhan would have it well out of its comfort zone. That said they are lovely cars and off the motorway I prefer them to the 6cyl e36's.
My 1992 E36 318is regularly cruised german autobahns for hours at an indicated 135mph, 132mph on my gps, exactly in line with the published top speed. Interestingly, rather than struggle to hit this speed, it actually accelerated from 120 to 132 with ease. Top speed was limited by rpm, so it constantly bounced against the rev limiter in fifth gear at this speed.

So the claimed top speed was pretty spot on, and at that speed the car felt solid as a rock both in a straight line and cornering hard (tyres howling).

My feeling is that the E36 was a bit of a milestone for ride and handling. What has improved radically since 1992?


Baryonyx

17,995 posts

159 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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Hmm, a relatively interesting shed. I have to say though that mild compliments about the chassis balance aside, these low poweres BMW's really do nothing for me!

W00DY

15,482 posts

226 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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I like the red cloth, rather unusual.

Decent motors for the money, but not the most exciting SOTW.

PH lurker

1,301 posts

157 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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I can tell I like it when I click on the pictures to enlarge them smile.

Strangely impressed, considering it's a 318is; perhaps outright power isn't everything.

coffee

fathomfive

9,916 posts

190 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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hora said:
Uni? What was he studying, pimping?
hehe but so much better than funeral black.

The rest of the car looks in pretty good nick too.

Animal

5,246 posts

268 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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I had one of these a few years ago. I was looking for a silver one with the M bodykit and bought the first one I saw, which was Boston Green Met.

Still the best car I've ever owned.

fastgerman

1,911 posts

195 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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I had one of these! Lovely car and the back did step out a bit too easily.

Also, loving the 'boby kit' :-)

clarkey328is

2,220 posts

174 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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I had a red one of these with 125000 miles that I bought for 950 quid. It was an excellent car.

S3_Graham

12,830 posts

199 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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those wheels are worth £500 anyday of the week. Cant help thinking that for £1000 i'd be tempted to save that tiny bit longer and get its big brother the 328 sport.

  • must not buy, already have 2 sets*

On closer inspection i'd be looking for rear crash damage. That rear bumper has had the black insert sprayed!!

g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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Nice (esp the alloys - could be ebayed for a fair bit of cash) cool

The E36 despite being an 'old' car has ages very well imo and belies its age to the average joe on the street. 328s are rapidly becoming uber bargains going for little more than this SOTW. As nice as the 318iS is, the E36 chassis needs a six cyl.

va1o

16,030 posts

207 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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I don't think the E36 has aged well, too many of them are driven by tools and abused with crap modifications and M3 badges etc.

Pat H

8,056 posts

256 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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I ran an E36 328 Coupe for four years.

It was a bomber. Loved the thing.

Handled well, reliable, well built. But it was that straight six that was the main attraction. Sounded well and was respectably quick.

Rusty rear arches, trailing arm bushes and front wishbone bushes. Apart from that it was faultless.

Interior a bit dull, but the seats were good.

I sold mine a couple of years ago for £1500 with 75,000 miles on the clock. It was a bargain for someone and I should have kept it.

I can't help feeling that a 318 would be a bit underpowered.

Here's my old 328.












wackojacko

8,581 posts

190 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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Mate of mine has a 318is, I welded the diff on it and it Is hilarious fun for £400.

Not the quickest things but with the 'M-tec' suspension it feels pretty good to drive.

va1o

16,030 posts

207 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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hora said:
Uni? What was he studying, pimping?
Its a pretty poor state of affairs if a university student can't spell maybe

iain1970

239 posts

162 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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We still have an S-reg 318ti Compact (individual) at work. Had it from new, with it's M-Sport bodykit, 60/40 dropped suspension, full leather and Fiji Green paint :-/ and it's still a willing, entertaining car to drive.

Can't knock the SOTW choice if ours is anything to go by.

rossi-328i-sport

773 posts

202 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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The 318is is a great little car!
handling is great as you get the M suspension pack and the little 4 pot really does do the job and although not very power full it really does feel nippy.
i have owned my 328i sport now for around 3 years and although having the bigger 328i obviously makes a difference with a few suspension upgrades the E36 holds its own easily today.
For a £1k that little 318is with those BBS is a lovely little bargain smile