I know I'm repeating myself, but...

[Dibble]

OK, here we go again...

Night traffic car this coming weekend, 9pm-7am.

Any requests as to how I should spend my time (radio calls permitting)?

[hedders]

Park outside my house all night please


ok then...

get a few drunks off the road?

Catch a burglar and tie him up somewhere and post his exact location anonymously on PH.

Avoid edgware cos i am planning on having a few more beers and going out for a blat. I would hate for you to have to try and stop me (you'll never take me alive etc etc)

Just be careful out there and catch some scrotes scroting






>> Edited by hedders on Thursday 10th June 00:14

[mattd]

Crash into a talivan this time sorry how about the usual educate middle lane numptys/tailgaters

>> Edited by mattd on Thursday 10th June 00:16

[pwig]

Pull someone doing 120+ in a fast car and say.

'What is the top speed of this vehicle sir'
'180mph sir'
'And you were only doing 120?!... Puff'

and let him go

[Dibble]

pwig said:

'What is the top speed of this vehicle sir' '180mph sir' 'And you were only doing 120?!... Puff'

[cuneus]

Please sit on a motorway and book everyone doing 79mph

[Dibble]

cuneus said:

Please sit on a motorway and book everyone doing 79mph

Oh David, read my other posts, and please tell me you're being ironic...

[safespeed]

Would you get some drunks off the roads please?

[Dibble]

safespeed said:

Would you get some drunks off the roads please?

I'll try my best. Anything else Paul?

[WildCat]

And some drunk pedestrians - and some drunk cyclists - please!

And those who cycle without lights on warm sulty summer night - they gotta be up to no good!

But if you see a jag rushing off to hospital in your patch - could be a doc on recall to dying patient - he is on call for really sick bloke! Really - he is!

[Dibble]

WC Liebchen - you always seem to reply to my "What should I be doing" posts...

Are you stalking me? Please!

[GingerNinja]

Dibble said:

OK, here we go again... Night traffic car this coming weekend, 9pm-7am. Any requests as to how I should spend my time (radio calls permitting)?

Refer to every speeding motorist you pull as Michael Schumacher (or Barry Sheen if on a motorcycle) and be as condescending as possible.

[safespeed]

Dibble said:

safespeed said: Would you get some drunks off the roads please? I'll try my best. Anything else Paul?

<smile> I guess you'll have to keep your eyes open and see what comes along. Carelessness and inattention are the number one accident causes, but quite probably not on Saturday night. You might be lucky and get a couple of idiots "motor racing on the highway", or some other dangerous boy racer behaviour.

I'd think it was really great if you could focus all your attention on unsafe or anti-social driver behaviours rather than behaviours that are purely technical infringements.

[Dibble]

GingerNinja said:

Refer to every speeding motorist you pull as Michael Schumacher and be as condescending as possible.

I much prefer to refer to the mentalist car speeders as Juan Fangio... it just seems to confuse them so much more...

And I can do condescending like you wouldn't believe... until I do my "patronising"!

[Dibble]

safespeed said:

I guess you'll have to keep your eyes open and see what comes along. Carelessness and inattention are the number one accident causes, but quite probably not on Saturday night...

I guess quite a few drink/drugged drivers will be in the mix as well.

[WildCat]

Dibble said:

WC Liebchen - you always seem to reply to my "What should I be doing" posts... Are you stalking me? Please!

Nein! Just happen to be up at this ungodly hour cos husband has just been recalled to hospital. He was expecting it ! Had to make him a brew before he set off! He is a mere man - useless at most things! So - having a saucer of milk before I go back to bobos!

Go get some more real villains and lock 'em up - please!

[Dibble]

WC, will do.

Tschuss! (apologies for poor German spelling!)

[towman]

Come to Brighton & sit on the seafront - chav city (or is that too easy a challenge?)

[Dibble]

Steve/towman: Unfortunately, Brighton is just ever so marginally oustide my area... although I did once go there to pick up a prisoner (619.6 miles return).

Of course, there are plenty of Chavs in my local area. Will they do as a substitute for you?

[towman]

Find a reason to tug anything with those bloody flags on!

Following carload of chavs up the M23 on Sunday - av speed 70mph in fairly havy traffic. The worlds only living brain donor, who was sat in the back, decided to open the window! Result - one flag resembling a guided missile flew off and struck the front of my motor. Flew over the top of me, so I watchd the ensuing mayhem in my mirror as the rest of the poor sods tried to avoid it - They should carry a government health warning - not the flags, the chavs!