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RemainAllHoof

56,146 posts

168 months

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P-Jay said:
But... If I want to look at porn with a controller in my hand, the PS does have a web browser built in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XveT0dAznSk biggrin

freecar

4,204 posts

73 months

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You got to see a flapping great phallus in GTA The Ballad of Gay Tony. But boobs do seem to be a touch lacking.

defblade

3,313 posts

99 months

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I've never quite got it (and would have thought I'd be typing this in TV/films instead).

2 (or more *cough* (or 1 even....)) people doing the most wonderful fun thing together, showing love or at least having a good time: ban it, restrict it, over 18s only, etc etc

2 (or more) people doing horrible, nasty things to each other with blood and death and stuff - at least one of them is probably not having a good time: that's fine. Let's make it a 12 (Last of the Mohicans: I'm looking at you and your hatchet-in-the-head close ups).

I mean, what are we teaching here? It certainly isn't "make love, not war" frown






ETA: boobs for me, please. I doubt I'll ever get off to a game's babes but it's hard to see how including them could make a game worse smile

Edited by defblade on Thursday 27th October 13:52

Altrezia

7,474 posts

97 months

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I thought GTA IV had some in the strip club?

Nom de ploom

3,214 posts

60 months

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Heavy Rain had a scene with a semi naked female for a good few minutes...

I thought it was a pretty good rendering as I have seen lots of naked women in my time..


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Legend83

7,388 posts

108 months

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If ever there was a game where the female characters should get naked, it is Uncharted.





yum

totlxtc

2,057 posts

45 months

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I guess it all comes down to Microsoft/Sony/Nintendo. Considering the strength of the adult industry it is strange that the is not any adult content tbh. VHS and Betamax video, DVD and Laserdisc and now Blueray and HD DVD are all dictated to what the adult film industry use so I would only guess once adult content was accepted by one of the major 3 then others would follow.

Also the video game retail industry has always suffered for some reason. Numerous independant game shops I know have closed near me over the past 25 years and where I used to live in the largest town in Oxfordshire you would have to travel 16 miles to buy a game before the internet. So you would be restricted to you big game retailers....and I hardly think Game/Gamestation would sell adult content.

StormLoaded

868 posts

65 months

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i wish CoD series had boobs on the TV screens that seem to be in many a map.. that way i could pick off all the perv's as they shuffle up for look biggrin

Happy82

6,334 posts

55 months

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rhinochopig said:
But how do you masturbate with a controller in your hand? Or are you proposing a new dildonics device for the PS3 and Xbox?
You use the vibrate mode you fool hehe

V100

1,384 posts

42 months

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I think it's something to do with exposure. I can remember my 7-year old cousin playing on GTA SA hehe

Steve Evil

9,268 posts

115 months

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Happy82 said:
rhinochopig said:
But how do you masturbate with a controller in your hand? Or are you proposing a new dildonics device for the PS3 and Xbox?
You use the vibrate mode you fool hehe
You jest:

http://kotaku.com/5103900/erotic-game-makes-next+g...

Odie

4,187 posts

68 months

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I remember a game called BMXXX which was a lot like tony hawks, skateboard but as you progress you unlocked poledancing cut scenes not pixel generates but video.

Mobsta

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5,573 posts

141 months

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Original Poster said:
Are you a bit of a pervert?
smile
Along with the other 80% of voters biggrin

Forget all this in gaming hands free wk-talk nonsense.
As mentioned above, if I want to spend however many hours immersed in a game like uncharted, I would much rather the female character lost her top, bikini, bra/whatever from time to time, and simply ran around topless.

Studies show 10 minutes of staring at boobs per day increase the life expectancy of man by 3-4 years, I once read. So I'd happily pay a fiver extra for a topless version of a game, for health reasons biggrin

Legend83

7,388 posts

108 months

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Mobsta said:
long with the other 80% of voters biggrin

Forget all this in gaming hands free wk-talk nonsense.
As mentioned above, if I want to spend however many hours immersed in a game like uncharted, I would much rather the female character lost her top, bikini, bra/whatever/pants from time to time, and simply ran around naked.

Studies show 10 minutes of staring at boobs per day increase the life expectancy of man by 3-4 years, I once read. So I'd happily pay a fiver extra for a topless version of a game, for health reasons biggrin
EFA

The Hypno-Toad

7,985 posts

91 months

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Try youtubing Custers Revenge. A game from 1982 for the Atari 2600 cartridge system which is about a nude General Custer trying to have sex with a native Indian girl tied to a cactus.

Incredible. yikes

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Thursday 27th October 18:02

Baryonyx

10,100 posts

45 months

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Custer's Revenge was in my mind when I typed my first post. That pixelated sex simulator seems so far away from gaming now.

Interestingly, SEGA once collaborated with Playboy to advertise the Megadrive/Genesis. I think it was around 1991, they did an American feature featuring nude models posing with the console. Quite bizarre, CVG wrote about it in an issue that's about a decade old now!

Mind you, 20 years ago gaming was a niche hobby, which it isn't anymore.

ShredderXLE

307 posts

45 months

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No one mentioned The Witcher rpg yet?

Has a whole series of sub quests that involve nobbing various ladies in the game.

NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I-VIUI61SQ

Skip to 35 seconds in

Jame5

148 posts

64 months

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rhinochopig said:
But how do you masturbate with a controller in your hand? Or are you proposing a new dildonics device for the PS3 and Xbox?
xbox kinect?? biglaugh

Mobsta

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5,573 posts

141 months

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Custers Revenge was amusing...

ShredderXLE said:
No one mentioned The Witcher rpg yet?
NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I-VIUI61SQ
Skip to 35 seconds in
Astonishing. She'd even trimmed her bush hehe

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