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If you discovered an ex was once a man...

If you discovered an ex was once a man...

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EDLT

14,795 posts

113 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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stackmonkey said:
EDLT said:
It's only gay if balls touch.
If they don't, you're not deep enough.
They surgeons don't push them back inside, they crush them in a vice to make his/her voice higher.

badlands1

845 posts

60 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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Robb F said:
acid dip my tackle
Same here. (mine, not yours btw) laugh

HD Adam

3,546 posts

91 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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Great Pretender said:
vixen1700 said:


scratchchin
Blatantly a man yes

It's not you is it? paperbag
That's Caroline Cossey, AKA Tula, AKA Barry.



Des Lynham shagged her. Allegedly scratchchin

Convincing enough to appear as a Bond Girl in For Your Eyes Only and a shoot on Playboy.

Ari

Original Poster:

12,451 posts

122 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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HD Adam said:


Des Lynham shagged her. Allegedly scratchchin

Convincing enough to appear as a Bond Girl in For Your Eyes Only and a shoot on Playboy.
Wow! There is no way you would make her for an ex bloke! eek

King Herald

20,328 posts

123 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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pacman1 said:
I wonder if they suffer from 'phantom bks'; ..goes to scratch.. nothing there.
hehe


Good point though. I used to know a guy who lost an arm in a bike crash, some days he had godawful pain in the missing arm. Same might go for a missing meat and two veg. scratchchin
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Du1point8

19,250 posts

99 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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vixen1700 said:
Du1point8 said:
broader than normal womens shoulders - check
bigger than norm feet - check
not very feminine face - check
large hands - check
little scar near adams apple - check
voice a little deeper than normal - check.


scratchchin
slight difference between that and this:



1st one is almost passable but the one the OP used in reference on the first post is a little easier to notice.

Or are you still saying you would still happily shag that one too?

you could be her 1001st victim.

vixen1700

9,096 posts

177 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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HD Adam said:
Des Lynham shagged her. Allegedly scratchchin
Yeah, my friend knew Caroline Cossey and I did ask about old Des... wink

freecar

4,225 posts

94 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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Ari said:
Wow! There is no way you would make her for an ex bloke! eek
This!

But as this is pistonheads every tranny has an adams apple the size of a golf ball, hands like coal shovels and speak like Barry White, hence being the sole preserve of self loathing homosexuals.

vixen1700

9,096 posts

177 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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freecar said:
This!

But as this is pistonheads every tranny has an adams apple the size of a golf ball, hands like coal shovels and speak like Barry White, hence being the sole preserve of self loathing homosexuals.
hehe True.

My friend, Alleyne had to wear a wedding-ring in a vein attempt to put blokes off, as she got hit on so much.

Ari

Original Poster:

12,451 posts

122 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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freecar said:
Ari said:
Wow! There is no way you would make her for an ex bloke! eek
This!

But as this is pistonheads every tranny has an adams apple the size of a golf ball, hands like coal shovels and speak like Barry White, hence being the sole preserve of self loathing homosexuals.
Fair comment! biggrin

RemaL

23,275 posts

141 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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cal216610 said:
Any hole a goal and all that.
getmecoat
As long as it's not a man hole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSPtSEIlp8A


Edited by RemaL on Saturday 4th February 16:37

4keymonsta

8,831 posts

55 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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I've been with worse that were actually female, but atleast they were female

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

137 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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I'd challenge them to an arm-wrestle.

Steffan

10,281 posts

135 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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carmonk said:
If you're talking about that one in the DM recently I'd just be relieved to find out that her origins were human.
coollaughclap Excellent wit.

GroundEffect

9,376 posts

63 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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Sounds hot.


The Char

367 posts

92 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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Not someone I know, nothing to do with me. Just stumbled upon and is public...

http://www.facebook.com/GenGrace87

spyder dryver

967 posts

123 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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"Whats for tea love?"



Watchman

4,145 posts

152 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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Do you think a he/she might be more expert in the oral dept?

Just askin'

CBR JGWRR

6,447 posts

56 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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Ari said:
HD Adam said:


Des Lynham shagged her. Allegedly scratchchin

Convincing enough to appear as a Bond Girl in For Your Eyes Only and a shoot on Playboy.
Wow! There is no way you would make her for an ex bloke! eek
Face and arms give it away straight away. Don't look female.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

137 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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spyder dryver said:
"What's for tea love?"


A roast beef dinner?

I don't see the relevance.