Powerfully built company director - eh?!

[Vladimir]

What is this "in" joke that seems to crop up in a lot of threads?

Did some Director of Maximuscle/York/Weider cause some trouble here or something?!

[m3jappa]

I'm not sure if you've noticed but the vast majority of pistonheads users are very strong powerfully built people who also happen to have multiple directorships of huge multinational companys.

And thats the truth right there.

[bigandclever]

Don't forget the goatee.

Not goatse, that would be entirely wrong.

[paulwoof]

you forgot we have goatees and mx5's!!!!

thats why you are still in middle management.

[J4CKO]

Kind of a bit like you

[crocodile tears]

it all began when a powerfully built 6ft4 IT company director with a remapped 335d (and goatee) wanted to take his wife up the oxo tower when a man named jason plato pulled up in an mx5 and threw a can of red bull at them before asking for custard pics...

[soad]

And tattoos, don't forget those.

[Torquey]

Someone did actually state in a post once that they were 'powerfully built'!

[Vladimir]

Torquey said:

Someone did actually state in post once that they were 'powerfully built'!

i.e. a bit fat...

Jacko - are you spying on me...?! ;)

[falkster]

Torquey said:

Someone did actually state in post once that they were 'powerfully built'!

It was the guy that had been shouted at by a BT engineer or something so got out of his car to wind said guy up and then rang the company to complain about said driver.
He was powerfully built and goateed!

[Rouleur]

Members post stuff such as 'powerfully built', 'multiple directorships', '335d mapped' etc etc to help us identify the tossers on here. You're best off ignoring them.

HTH

[Shaw Tarse]

911?

[peeves]

crocodile tears said:

==it all began when a powerfully built 6ft4 IT company director with a remapped 335d (and goatee) wanted to take his wife up the oxo tower when a man named jason plato pulled up in an mx5 and threw a can of red bull at them before asking for custard pics...==

LOL

Torquey said:

Someone did actually state in a post once that they were 'powerfully built'!

Yes, can't remember who or in which topic... It was something to do with road rage or confronting someone at traffic lights? Some guy basically said he was "6ft4', powerfully built with tattoos and a goatee". Was a bit of a hoot!

[Hoofy]

IIRC 911motorsport was talking about some woman feeling his bicep in a bar because he was "powerfully built" (sic). Her partner wasn't very happy.

[Vladimir]

Rouleur said:

Members post stuff such as 'powerfully built', 'multiple directorships', '335d mapped' etc etc to help us identify the tossers on here. You're best off ignoring them.

HTH

Ahem - is a non mapped 335d okay??!
Is one directorship allowed (anyone can buy a company name for £30 and be a director!!)
And how about "quite fit?!

Jeesus, I'm a proper PH pariah.

[Teppic]

Hoofy said:

IIRC 911motorsport was talking about some woman feeling his bicep in a bar because he was "powerfully built" (sic). Her partner wasn't very happy.

Clicky

[Jimbeaux]

crocodile tears said:

==it all began when a powerfully built 6ft4 IT company director with a remapped 335d (and goatee) wanted to take his wife up the oxo tower when a man named jason plato pulled up in an mx5 and threw a can of red bull at them before asking for custard pics...==

All while designing a conveyor belt to launch aircraft that can nuke targets from orbit.....otherwise, there is no way to be sure.

[Hoofy]

Teppic said:

Hoofy said:

IIRC 911motorsport was talking about some woman feeling his bicep in a bar because he was "powerfully built" (sic). Her partner wasn't very happy.

Clicky

I win!

[OldJohnnyYen]

Teppic said:

Clicky

Look at all his threads, they are all moved, he must be thick as pig poop.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/profile.asp?mem...

[Jimbeaux]

Hoofy said:

Teppic said:

Hoofy said:

IIRC 911motorsport was talking about some woman feeling his bicep in a bar because he was "powerfully built" (sic). Her partner wasn't very happy.

Clicky

I win!

There it is! I couldn't get anything out of the Search feature. That has to be one of PH's all-time classics since the "Rant on stting" thread.