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dixiebabes

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2,945 posts

108 months

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Thursday 7th June 2012 quote quote all
Just found this in the drinks cabinet tucked away drink. I thought to myself ahh it might have matured over the last 3 years and now taste lovely lick so what the hell. Nope tasted even worse hurl and went straight to my head drunk . The weddings off the police cop are on their way round, the neighbours dog is now blind, and im on Jeremy Kylie in three weeks if i make bail judge and avoid all the Main tabloids. Its the Devils brew i tell ya evil.


mrzigazaga

10,793 posts

49 months

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Thursday 7th June 2012 quote quote all
You love it really...You should try drinking 2 litres of it...Yes i did say 2 litres..I think i was in a coma after the first litre and i seriously dont remember much!!..Even now its still a positive blurr!!..I wont be doing that again though..EVER!!!!...Maybe just a wee dram at the fest...drink

"You should try drinking 2 litres of it".....Actually DONT!!!....drunk....wobble....smash....vomit.....sleep.....eek....hurl....spin

dixiebabes

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2,945 posts

108 months

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Im with you there Ziggy lad them Scots are immune to it and Gaswedge, HOTTY and Carob are going the same way. I'll be strong though it will "Never take my Feedom!!!!" but it might get my liver well before that.


Dix

wild rover

347 posts

65 months

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Sunday 24th June 2012 quote quote all
Liver what Liver

Jonny weggie

1,582 posts

75 months

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Monday 25th June 2012 quote quote all
Hannibal lectar used to drink Rusty's and look what happened to him now he enjoy's liver, anybody's with a bottle of chianti now. hmmm hmmm.
So get a hold of yourself man and stop being a big woose.
See you there bud.

jonny.
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Trickie Dickie

2,320 posts

118 months

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Monday 25th June 2012 quote quote all
dixiebabes said:
The weddings off the police cop are on their way round, the neighbours dog is now blind, and im on Jeremy Kylie in three weeks if i make bail judge and avoid all the Main tabloids. Its the Devils brew i tell ya evil.

Nice one Jeff

I was going to get a wee dram from the boys at the Fest and then put it in my petrol tank as injector cleaner!!!!! vomit

I am sure I will get back up North twice as fast

Trickie

mrzigazaga

10,793 posts

49 months

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Monday 25th June 2012 quote quote all
The rusty has loads of uses..Injector cleaner..Paint remover..Grease remover..Window cleaner..Fire lighter..Rocket fuel..Carb cleaner..But i like to use it to get hammered..drink...drunk
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