D#*k head in a gt3
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Drillrep

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47 posts

197 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Why is it some people feel the need to show how much of a d*#k they are , today I was out minding my own business on my way to Porsche Bolton to check out the new 991, and some gezzer in a 996 gt3 decideded he wanted a piece of my ass, in the middle of town he teared It up trying to prove himself, the next set of lights he was in front of me, a lady leaned out of her window and said "is he triying to race you" I said " I guess so" as the lights changed the gt3 took off in a plume of smoke,
It pisses me off when people do this in the middle of a town Center , it gives us all a bad name, save it for for back roads

Sorry to rant but had a few and it is still niggling me

wijit

1,512 posts

201 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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These people have to exist in order to make sure stupidity isn't placed on somebody who is otherwise normal.
I only hope the idiot doesn't casue damage to somebody else.

Pommygranite

14,455 posts

242 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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You lost, didn't you?


wink

sone

4,612 posts

264 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Pommygranite said:
You lost, didn't you?


wink
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Joking apart best idea is avoid eye contact with other driver and ignore.
Always some tt wants to race you.

tuscaneer

7,970 posts

251 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Drillrep said:
Why is it some people feel the need to show how much of a d*#k they are , today I was out minding my own business on my way to Porsche Bolton to check out the new 991, and some gezzer in a 996 gt3 decideded he wanted a piece of my ass, in the middle of town he teared It up trying to prove himself, the next set of lights he was in front of me, a lady leaned out of her window and said "is he triying to race you" I said " I guess so" as the lights changed the gt3 took off in a plume of smoke,
It pisses me off when people do this in the middle of a town Center , it gives us all a bad name, save it for for back roads

Sorry to rant but had a few and it is still niggling me
he sounds like a twunt!! especially(if i've got this right) there was an attempt to sodomize you to boot!!

VinceFox

20,566 posts

198 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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One of the quickest ways to make an expensive car look cheap.


JDH1

1,017 posts

265 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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sone said:
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Joking apart best idea is avoid eye contact with other driver and ignore.
Always some tt wants to race you.
Or make eye contact, let him know you're ready to race - and then pull away slower than a granny in a Micra when the lights change while he leaves half his rear tyres on the road. An easy win.

McClure

2,173 posts

172 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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JDH1 said:
Or make eye contact, let him know you're ready to race - and then pull away slower than a granny in a Micra when the lights change while he leaves half his rear tyres on the road. An easy win.
yes

I always wondered why Marty McFly didn't just do this - nailing it in reverse always seemed a little extreme to me.

Although being serious for a second if the knobber did then go and stack it I'm sure by having "egged him on" it would cause you hassle too.

Martian O

2,734 posts

188 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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'Kin Porsche drivers eh, they're all the same.... rolleyes

Podie

46,649 posts

301 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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JDH1 said:
Or make eye contact, let him know you're ready to race - and then pull away slower than a granny in a Micra when the lights change while he leaves half his rear tyres on the road. An easy win.
nono

Had this in the TVR at traffic lights. Had some idiot revving, he hoofed off leaving 11s... and I turned left. smile

raptor600

1,356 posts

172 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Some boring farts on the forum this morning! hehe

paulqv

3,124 posts

221 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Bloody proker drivers! Thank goodness we dont have them on this forum! (Tin helmet and flack jacket on for incoming)
I get this a lot in the Countach but only from boy racers in their Cupras etc. I just Smile at them give them a friendly wave and drive off normally ie slowly!
A clutch and tyres for a QV is about £5300 plus fitting!

ashjones

101 posts

192 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Should have given him a blast of your Dukes of Hazard horn wink

Pork

9,455 posts

260 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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You might find the chap/lady here.. http://pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/forum.asp?h=0&amp...

The_Doc

6,097 posts

246 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Had this recently in Bradford with two young lads in an M3 CSL.

About 1 inch from my back bumper, overtaking on the wrong side of pedestrian islands.

Then to cap it all at the lights when we were side by side they were yelling at me, I had my window wound up, so they started throwing coins at me/car

Sadly not that unusual for Bradford, I console myself by considering that they all swim in the same genetic cesspool, and number of fingers rarely=10...

raptor600

1,356 posts

172 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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The_Doc said:
Sadly not that unusual for Bradford, I console myself by considering that they all swim in the same genetic cesspool, and number of fingers rarely=10...
That's what happens when you marry your cousin!

Angelis

2,333 posts

262 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Drillrep said:
Why is it some people feel the need to show how much of a d*#k they are , today I was out minding my own business on my way to Porsche Bolton to check out the new 991, and some gezzer in a 996 gt3 decideded he wanted a piece of my ass, in the middle of town he teared It up trying to prove himself, the next set of lights he was in front of me, a lady leaned out of her window and said "is he triying to race you" I said " I guess so" as the lights changed the gt3 took off in a plume of smoke,
It pisses me off when people do this in the middle of a town Center , it gives us all a bad name, save it for for back roads

Sorry to rant but had a few and it is still niggling me
That was me.

hurstg01

3,158 posts

269 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Angelis said:
Drillrep said:
Why is it some people feel the need to show how much of a d*#k they are , today I was out minding my own business on my way to Porsche Bolton to check out the new 991, and some gezzer in a 996 gt3 decideded he wanted a piece of my ass, in the middle of town he teared It up trying to prove himself, the next set of lights he was in front of me, a lady leaned out of her window and said "is he triying to race you" I said " I guess so" as the lights changed the gt3 took off in a plume of smoke,
It pisses me off when people do this in the middle of a town Center , it gives us all a bad name, save it for for back roads

Sorry to rant but had a few and it is still niggling me
That was me.
rofl

Rocco1

3,091 posts

209 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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happened to me two sundays ago when the sun was out.i took my mate out in the sv (5 mile run around bolton inc a section of motorway juc 4 to 5 m61)and as we got off the motorway just pottering back to the unit we got on to hulton lane near the old hospital and a black 997 turbo pulled right up my arse.i knew what his game was,as i pulled away he was right up my arse again.so now we are waiting at the lights (juction with st.helens rd) and i revved my engine like mad,when the lights changed i pulled off at normal speed and laughed,the porsche driver pulled at the side of me and i said "can you rev your engine i cant hear you!" at this point he planted his foot and got off!
hope the driver of the 997 turbo in black is reading,you too are a cock!

George H

14,714 posts

190 months

Friday 15th June 2012
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Rocco1 said:
so now we are waiting at the lights (juction with st.helens rd) and i revved my engine like mad
Did anyone come and shout at you for being antisocial? hehe