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Council Baby

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19,432 posts

77 months

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Last night I went home with a pair of DD boob implants I blagged outside the pub.

What unusual items have you gone home with (items not ugly women FFS) ?

Here they are on the bar, whilst I had a few more drinks thumbup




vixen1700

8,328 posts

157 months

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Crabs. frown

Cotty

27,829 posts

171 months

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Council Baby said:
Last night I went home with a pair of DD boob implants I blagged outside the pub.
Were they not attached to a young lady?

Council Baby

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19,432 posts

77 months

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Cotty said:
Were they not attached to a young lady?
Not this time mate hehe

Life Saab Itch

37,054 posts

75 months

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Council Baby said:
Last night I went home with a pair of DD boob implants I blagged outside the pub.

What unusual items have you gone home with (items not ugly women FFS) ?

Here they are on the bar, whilst I had a few more drinks thumbup

rofl

Where...or more importantly whom did you aquire these from?..and could you get me a pair? I sense a joke birthday present coming on...
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.:ian:.

1,050 posts

90 months

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When I was a student, many many things, most notably a white car door.

theironduke

6,995 posts

75 months

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Pair of Dunhill gloves, seemingly brand new.

A Parker Knol (sp) easy chair from the skip outside the Bowls Club (...whilst at Uni for the record)


stoocake

315 posts

59 months

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I went out one hallowe'en with no costume on, and came home wearing a grass skirt, pink arm-length gloves, 3 pairs of glasses, a glowstick necklace, a cape, a wig and a pair of neon-coloured kneepads.

Sonic

3,687 posts

94 months

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Where in the heck did you manage to pick those up from? laugh

The one on the left looks cool, reminds me of something else i saw today -


GG89

2,376 posts

73 months

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theironduke said:
A Parker Knol (sp) easy chair from the skip outside the Bowls Club (...whilst at Uni for the record)
Piss stained from an old folks home?

pwrc

2,269 posts

39 months

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about a year ago i used to get in and out of town on me pushbike, especially on nights out. I seemed to be pretty competent at riding while smashed - in fact i never came to any harm while doing it (clearly wasn't trying hard enough).
Anyway the route was along an A-road, which had a large wood alongside it at one point, known for deer. Riding in one friday night I noted a deer skeleton in the ditch next to the wood but thought nothing of it, other than "cool".

So of course there was a bit of surprise when I found my clothes in the morning, smelling so bad they had to be burnt.

and then my parents point me in the direction of my bike. Which had a deer skull perched on the front reflector.
I still have it in the garage actually

other things include random pairs of earrings, a dealer chip, some old french money (like a month ago). I tend to collect stuff and it gets worse if i'm drunk

Pixel Pusher

8,795 posts

46 months

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A Trumpet.

That's a Trumpet, not a Str..you heard.


Council Baby

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19,432 posts

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Ok, I saw a mate waiting to be picked up by his wife, got chatting, she turned up, we had the 'hey, what you up to these days?' conversation. Turned out she's a sales rep for boob implants post PIP scandal.

I have a broken arm so suggested that some perfectly hand sized implants would be therapeutic and comforting for physio purposes when the pins are removed next week. She agreed, we tested various sizes for grip, and the rest is history biggrin

LSI - no bother, the H cups are fking ridiculous!

GWC

4,226 posts

82 months

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I arrived home from a local pub about a month ago with a Fez on my head.

jackh707

1,759 posts

43 months

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Housemate came home with a 9 foot optimus prime cardboard cutout you see at the cinema.
Our garden was full of road signs, and roadwork barriers traffic cones etc.
I never understood the student roadsign fetish, just happened.

XG332

3,897 posts

75 months

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After a night out with the rugby team the next morning in my suit trousers I had 4 pint glasses, a nice large set of stainless steel bar measures and 4ft poster advertising breakfast.

zb

685 posts

51 months

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GWC said:
I arrived home from a local pub about a month ago with a Fez on my head.
Would be rude not to, so...just like that!

Rouleur

5,069 posts

76 months

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A bus stop sign, all 8' of it.

NightRunner

4,837 posts

81 months

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I may have walked into a flat in the 2nd year of uni to find a full size traffic light - wired in and working!

melvster

6,642 posts

72 months

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The National Lottery "play here" sign.
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