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Asgardian

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843 posts

62 months

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I just had my hair cut, I am hugely unhappy with it. I went it and asked for 2 specific things, 1) grade 2 sides and back. 2) About half what I currently have on top, which I then specified as two inches.

What i got was, well there's no other way to say it, a "Full Metal Jacket". I look like a complete wker, like a chav if you will. She cut it to what I can only assume is grade 0 on the sides and to about 1cm on the top. shoot

Fuming just doesn't do how I feel justice. I have genuinely sent them a strongly worded email stating how unhappy I am with my new haircut. It will genuinely take about 3 months for it to go back to normal. It is not hard to do as you are asked you stupid effing bint!

I am now going to get heavily drunk so that I can't see myself in the mirror.

paulm3

623 posts

108 months

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shave it all....

obob

4,193 posts

77 months

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Asgardian said:
I just had my hair cut, I am hugely unhappy with it. I went it and asked for 2 specific things, 1) grade 2 sides and back. 2) About half what I currently have on top, which I then specified as two inches.

What i got was, well there's no other way to say it, a "Full Metal Jacket". I look like a complete wker, like a chav if you will. She cut it to what I can only assume is grade 0 on the sides and to about 1cm on the top. shoot

Fuming just doesn't do how I feel justice. I have genuinely sent them a strongly worded email stating how unhappy I am with my new haircut. It will genuinely take about 3 months for it to go back to normal. It is not hard to do as you are asked you stupid effing bint!

I am now going to get heavily drunk so that I can't see myself in the mirror.
Erm... didn't you realise as she was doing it? And pics please

vixen1700

8,026 posts

153 months

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Asgardian said:
I I have genuinely sent them a strongly worded email stating how unhappy I am with my new haircut.
Sorry but that did make me chuckle. smile

I do feel your pain, it's awful having a bad hair-cut, but it does grow out. Although I'd imagine you'll be having a lot of bad hair days over the next few months, if they cut it that short/bad. frown

Robb F

4,140 posts

54 months

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obob said:
pics please
yes
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Mobile Chicane

17,660 posts

95 months

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You won't need it cut again for a while - think of the money you've saved.

Asgardian

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843 posts

62 months

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obob said:
Erm... didn't you realise as she was doing it? And pics please
Yeah when she cut it too short the first time I thought she was just neatening the hair that was left but she cut another say 2cm off it, then did the same again, and quickly so that when I realised I was just not fast enough to tell her to stop frown I'm not taking any pictures of this hair ever.

Vulgar LS2

1,725 posts

66 months

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Were you not there to witness the cutting of your hair or did you drop it off and call back for it?

Big E 118

1,756 posts

52 months

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Asgardian said:
"which I then specified as two inches."
There's your mistake, women have a completely different perception of inches to men.....

vixen1700

8,026 posts

153 months

Tubbytommy

439 posts

80 months

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Asguardian later after a few drinks!




Boydie88

1,318 posts

32 months

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Asgardian said:
I just had my hair cut, I am hugely unhappy with it. I went it and asked for 2 specific things, 1) grade 2 sides and back. 2) About half what I currently have on top, which I then specified as two inches.

What i got was, well there's no other way to say it, a "Full Metal Jacket". I look like a complete wker, like a chav if you will. She cut it to what I can only assume is grade 0 on the sides and to about 1cm on the top. shoot

Fuming just doesn't do how I feel justice. I have genuinely sent them a strongly worded email stating how unhappy I am with my new haircut. It will genuinely take about 3 months for it to go back to normal. It is not hard to do as you are asked you stupid effing bint!

I am now going to get heavily drunk so that I can't see myself in the mirror.
It sounds like you were going for the 'Essex' look which is all the rage atm... she's done you a favour.

GTiVR6

3,249 posts

84 months

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Never mind... It'll look ok with the PH goatee and directorship.

Asgardian

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843 posts

62 months

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Tubbytommy said:
Asguardian later after a few drinks!

Not far off!!

Asgardian

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843 posts

62 months

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Boydie88 said:
It sounds like you were going for the 'Essex' look which is all the rage atm... she's done you a favour.
Haha well I have had this same haircut for the last 3 years tongue out if anything they all have an 'asgardian' tongue out

vixen1700

8,026 posts

153 months

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Boydie88 said:
It sounds like you were going for the 'Essex' look which is all the rage atm... she's done you a favour.
Do you mind, we don't have that sort of look up in this part of Essex. hehe

PumpkinSteve

2,417 posts

39 months

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I've found that no matter what kind of haircut I ask for, I always end up with the same 'short back and sides'.

Dalto123

2,541 posts

46 months

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Had a similar sort of experience a few years ago. Asked for a specific haircut making clear what I wanted (intention to style hair on top). Lady decided she knew better and cut my hair so short it couldn't be styled, utter cock up by them, but just changed hairdressers and I looked pretty much bald. Huge embarrassment frown


AndyT77

1,508 posts

45 months

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Asgardian said:
I just had my hair cut, I am hugely unhappy with it. I went it and asked for 2 specific things, 1) grade 2 sides and back. 2) About half what I currently have on top, which I then specified as two inches.

What i got was, well there's no other way to say it, a "Full Metal Jacket". I look like a complete wker, like a chav if you will. She cut it to what I can only assume is grade 0 on the sides and to about 1cm on the top. shoot

Fuming just doesn't do how I feel justice. I have genuinely sent them a strongly worded email stating how unhappy I am with my new haircut. It will genuinely take about 3 months for it to go back to normal. It is not hard to do as you are asked you stupid effing bint!

I am now going to get heavily drunk so that I can't see myself in the mirror.
See where you went wrong? No? Men should go to a Barber. Ladies go to a hairdresser.

zetec

3,581 posts

134 months

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Asgardian said:
She
There's your problem laugh
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