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Poll: Naming ones vehicle - boys names vs girls names

Total Members Polled: 156

I'm a GIRL and my car has a BOYs name:
1%
I'm a GIRL and my car has a GIRLs name:
1%
I'm a BOY and my car has a GIRLs name:
21%
I'm a BOY and my car has a BOYs name:
10%
I've swung both ways over the years:
10%
I'm a hippy and apply gender neutral names: 0%
I use stuff like Blue Flash rather than names:
12%
Don't be ridiculous, it's just transport:
42%
I drive a manly van, names are gay:
4%
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brotherharry

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239 posts

168 months

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Prompted by this getting christened 'Jenson', wondered what the PH collective has to say on the topic of naming your pride and joy 'appropriately'.

Eighteeteewhy

6,897 posts

53 months

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I've never named a car until my Eunos.

She's called Venus, because the front is always covered in dead flies. hehe

brotherharry

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Eighteeteewhy said:
I've never named a car until my Eunos.

She's called Venus, because the front is always covered in dead flies. hehe
Love that. Layers of meaning and suitability.

S0 What

2,101 posts

57 months

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Choice missing !!!
i call em all , covers all areas i beleive wink

toon10

1,527 posts

42 months

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The only car I named was my cousins Vauxhall Viva. It was electric blue with alley cat wheels. It was known as "Saturday Night Viva" although the local mechanic christened it his kids college fund ;-)
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marksx

1,976 posts

75 months

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My wife is of the opinion that male names for cars are bad luck. I am of the opinion it is a stupid idea. She called the Monaro Sheila. Say no more.

Captain Muppet

8,043 posts

150 months

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marksx said:
My wife is of the opinion that male names for cars are bad luck. I am of the opinion it is a stupid idea. She called the Monaro Sheila. Say no more.
other wives are available, terms and conditions apply

ShawCrossShark

2,117 posts

119 months

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toon10 said:
The only car I named was my cousins Vauxhall Viva. It was electric blue with alley cat wheels. It was knowns as "Saturday Night Viva" although it was known as the mechanics college fund to him ;-)
I had an Astra called Lavista
Then a Sierra called Leone

Have always gone for the alliteration since then

Currently running Paul the pug - the diesel is a lower voice hence the boy's name. Previous 306 was called Polly!

If it helps the kids engage and attach to cars as more than just transport then it's done it's job

I also talk to my cars and apologise if I have abused them in some way in some ridiculous attempt to make sure they don't get me back biggrin


brotherharry

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239 posts

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marksx said:
My wife is of the opinion that male names for cars are bad luck. I am of the opinion it is a stupid idea. She called the Monaro Sheila. Say no more.
Bruce, the Monaro couldn't be any name other than Sheila.

Mr E

15,327 posts

144 months

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Always female.

Lotus is called Beyonce.
Saab is called Lisbeth.

tucks

540 posts

49 months

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my monaro is called "The monk". i dont rememeber where this name comes from, or when it was first given it. it was before i was aware of monkfish performance(the monaro tuning lot) too. monks are male, so i guess its a boy.

brotherharry

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ShawCrossShark said:
I had an Astra called Lavista
Genius.

DanDC5

8,685 posts

52 months

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Where's the option for 'naming cars is just fking stupid'?

doogz

22,967 posts

72 months

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All our cars have names, but it's Laura that names them.

The A4 was called Hans, the yellow and black MINI was Bumble, the blue and white one, Smurf, my 106 Rallye is called Sally, the quad is called Fred, the horse box was called Skippy (was a skip lorry prior to being sent to a coachworks to be converted) etc.

Vocal Minority

3,647 posts

37 months

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My MR2 is call two-san

brotherharry

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DanDC5 said:
Where's the option for 'naming cars is just fking stupid'?
Some hybrid of the final two options possibly?

Is that because like raising sheep/chickens/cows you shouldn't name them because at some point you're going to eat it?

mikeplayer

186 posts

33 months

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My first car was a VW Polo, she was called Pringle.

To this day I have no idea why, it just stuck all my mates knew her as pringle too!

Triumph Man

2,928 posts

53 months

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I called the Triumph "Sienna", being that it is Sienna Brown, and during any fast driving/overtakes I tend to encourage it by shouting "come on sienna!"

Vitorio

513 posts

28 months

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doogz said:
The A4 was called Hans
Lol, i drove an A3 for a while, called it Heinz

For me it all depends on the car, the chipped A3 TDI had nothing feminine about it, so clearly that was Heinz, my Alfa Mito was much more shapely, called her Nera (not strictly a girls name, but my own version of female black in italian)

Havent named my Focus yet though, given its role as family mule i'm inclined to go with Donkey

brotherharry

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239 posts

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Triumph Man said:
... "come on sienna!"...
A sentiment many of us might share
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