RE: From Russia with ... legroom

RE: From Russia with ... legroom

Monday 23rd July 2012

From Russia with ... legroom

PH samples a taste of Russian car culture from the security of the revised BMW 7 Series



There are temptations in this business. Hot footing from car to car and country to country can, if you're not careful, engender a somewhat blase approach to regulation and, perhaps, a sense that the rules don't apply. This is how I imagine it must be all of the time if you are inordinately wealthy.

4x4s - luxury or otherwise - dominate
4x4s - luxury or otherwise - dominate
Why mention this now? Because the launch of the facelifted fifth-generation BMW 7 Series has brought me to Russia. Russia, cast in the bleak light of a thousand YouTube videos, is apparently the motoring equivalent of the Wild West. The irony, I know. Can it possibly be true? Russia also offers such extremes of wealth and taste. A heady mixture, potentially.

BMW is certainly playing the money = power card. Not only is it using the Heathrow by Invitation service for the connecting flight to Germany (don't fret, I'm sure it got a good rate, it supplies the on-airport 7 Series 'shuttle buses'), the trip is bookended by exclusive, out of hours access to two of Saint Petersburg's most famous tourist attractions. The Hermitage and Catherine's Palace are opening their doors early and late, respectively, just because.

Russian taste for luxury bling well noted
Russian taste for luxury bling well noted
Show me the money
This is the first significant international car launch I'm aware of that has ever taken place here. For the 7 Series it makes sense, as the consistent growth in Russia's appetite for luxury goods makes this an important market for BMW. Changes to the car are modest visually, but significant under the skin. More power, greater efficiency is by now the usual jazz, but responding to criticism about the ride quality, BMW has thoroughly overhauled the chassis, swapping bushes, dampers - even top mounts - and fitting air suspension as standard at the rear.

Leaving Saint Petersburg airport we're whisked out into the evening rush hour traffic. It is perhaps foolish, but I wasn't expecting the automotive landscape to be so extensively familiar. In fact, compared to your average European metropolitan area only the Cyrillic script and the disproportionate number of Ladas is genuinely jarring. For no properly conceived reason, this very familiarity seems weird.

A few crumbly Ladas to remind of context
A few crumbly Ladas to remind of context
Cold war heroes
It's not just Ladas, actually - there are big old Volgas as well. It dawns on me that these cars mostly occupy the road space taken up by timeworn examples of everyday vehicles back home. The majority are battered, driven by the young, or the old - they are the cheap secondhand car market in Russia, because there is little alternative. Hyundai, Kia and Dacia are their newer counterparts here, as elsewhere, although the latter is badged Renault.

It's raining. The traffic is heavy, seething. The roads quite literally being dug up around us. There are electric buses and there are trams. And a lot of SUVs.

The next morning we're dispatched on our own, hands at the wheel of the new and improved 750i. Still a V8 - thankfully - this now has 449hp (10 per cent up) and yet officially records just 199g/km CO2 (25 per cent down). We've been warned not to leave the car unattended at any point, and that the sat-nav is unreliable due to the rapid and rabid road construction. It's picture books and concentration to make sure we spot the correct Cyrillic turnings.

Park M - not a secret military base as it turns out
Park M - not a secret military base as it turns out
Park M
Our route takes us from the Hermitage to Park M (one of only two exclusively BMW M dealerships in the world...) and then out into the country, where we encounter trucks and so much traffic. In the Saint Petersburg region Russia is on the move - where are all these people going? The landscape is like Europe writ large, so therefore also strangely American. But perhaps this is just a trait of every massive county. The police are a constant roadside presence, in gnarly Ladas mostly. And again with the SUVs - I see more Hummers in a day than I have in my entire life before.

In an environment where he who hath the biggest car maketh the most progress, the 750i is a dream. This engine is fantastic. Shouldering two tonnes, it is as utterly decisive as you need when two-lane roads are commonly host to four. Not sure the surfacing makes this the best place to show off the revised ride quality, though. Bumpy is the kindest word.

Not hard to see why these are so popular
Not hard to see why these are so popular
7 Series good, G-Wagen better
On the other hand, the way the 7 responds so immediately to steering inputs is an asset when the next near miss is only moments away. We manage to stay clear of trouble - police a cooling balm - but see some sights in the process. I begin to eye the multiple Mercedes G500s with appreciation. Big power, brutish looks and battering ram build quality are attributes of desire in these parts. The BMW has a fair helping of them, too.

That night I lie awake in my hotel room, listening to what sounds like street racing in the distance, and it occurs to me that instead of getting more conventional, my automotive experience of Saint Petersburg has only got stranger. Today I've spotted rally-inspired Samaras, airbrush art on an X6 and a whole bunch of average commuters mixed in with a significant (and very obvious) minority who drive like absolute mentalists. And for once none of these was a journalist.


BMW 750i
Engine:
4,395cc V8 TwinPower Turbo
Power: 449hp@5,500rpm
Torque: 479lb ft@2,000 - 4,500rpm
0-62mph: 4.8 sec
Top speed: 155mph (limited)
Weight: 2,015kg (EU)
MPG: 32.8mpg
CO2: 199g/km
Price: £71,340 (basic list)









   

 

 

 

 

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thewheelman

Original Poster:

2,194 posts

173 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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It does blend in well with the entire BMW range by being ugly as hell, no doubt a decent drive though.

deltashad

6,731 posts

197 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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Looks just like the last one to me.

ghibbett

1,900 posts

185 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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The headlights make it look like it's falling asleep.

rtz62

3,360 posts

155 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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Why would I want this over a Merc S class or Audi A8? Er, I wouldn't.
The motoring equivalent of grey porridge....

NGK210

2,911 posts

145 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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Poor old G-Wagen/Class, has a vehicle's image ever been so tainted, so swiftly and so late in its life by a specific group of late adopters?

thewheelman

Original Poster:

2,194 posts

173 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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NGK210 said:
Poor old G-Wagen/Class, has a vehicle's image ever been so tainted, so swiftly and so late in its life by a specific group of late adopters?
So true.

MrTappets

881 posts

191 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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I swear from the pictures you could tell me it's the new 3 and I wouldn't be any the wiser.

Perd Hapley

1,750 posts

173 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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Article said:
A few crumbly Ladas to remind of context
The one in the picture looks rather well kept.

Luca Brasi

885 posts

174 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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I'd easily take one over an S, A8 or XJ.

groomi

9,317 posts

243 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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I was expecting this thread to be about a black Zil.

irocfan

40,379 posts

190 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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rtz62 said:
Why would I want this over a Merc S class or Audi A8? Er, I wouldn't.
The motoring equivalent of grey porridge....
Thing is I feel this way about the whole BM range...

Denorth

559 posts

171 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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electric buses are called 'trolleybuses' smile

Sooo, BMW made world presentation of current generation of 7-series in Moscow some years ago and now they do a presentation of the face-lifted version in SPb? Shows which market they do like and which market loves them back smile


about a comment of the G-Wagen and 'late adopters'. not sure of the 'late-adopters' G-Wagen became a cult machine in Russia at least in late 90-s. that would be something like 15-13 years ago.

Initially (in 90-92) 4-runner was very popular: you could put down a rear window (of 5th door) on the run and this was used extensively in criminal wars to shoot at the other cars.
Then, Grand Cherokee became a hit for some years. and for a shot time - Suburbans and Tahoe.
And after that G-Wagen became a definite weapon of choice. Black with tanned windows. Especially Brabus. When I left Russia Brabus versions were way more popular than anything by AMG (not to say that AMG wasn't)

LeoZwalf

2,802 posts

230 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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MrTappets said:
I swear from the pictures you could tell me it's the new 3 and I wouldn't be any the wiser.
This is nothing new with BMW.

Compare the E34 5 series and E38 7 series, they are very similar indeed and that was 20-ish years ago.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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I would like a nice luxo-barge with a big engine.

Of course, at the right price http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3699940.htm



LeoZwalf

2,802 posts

230 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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La Liga said:
I would like a nice luxo-barge with a big engine.

Of course, at the right price http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3699940.htm
That is a second hand car.
No point comparing it to the brand new one in the article.

You might as well compare it to this one as well.
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3854945.htm

E38Ross

35,050 posts

212 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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LeoZwalf said:
MrTappets said:
I swear from the pictures you could tell me it's the new 3 and I wouldn't be any the wiser.
This is nothing new with BMW.

Compare the E34 5 series and E38 7 series, they are very similar indeed and that was 20-ish years ago.
I think you mean compare the E34 5 series and the E32 7 series.

You're right, 3/5/7 have looked similar I the past. Look at the e30 3 series and the e28 5 series too.

MagicalTrevor

6,476 posts

229 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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Whilst I appreciate this is a website focused on the driver, this is a 'limo' so why no photos of the rear seats?

philkermeen

28 posts

147 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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Saint Petersburg sounds like a fascinating place to visit! No police bribes required, thought that was the order of the day?

alexpa

644 posts

172 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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199g/km is a great for such a barge. Cylinder deactivation etc i guess. Great work.

scampbird

265 posts

282 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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This article deserved more words and pictures.