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memps
Original Poster
32 posts
62 months
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went to work on monday am & got a call on the tube from a mate to ask if i had made enemies that day as someone, that morning, had left a load of dog crap on my car, it pissed me off but thort nothing of it until i got home about 8 in the eveing & sure enough there it was, i cannot believe it but some scum had got this dog crap & scrapped it off the floor and just placed it on the rear screen, i got the car cleaned immieadiately but have to say that I was upset - a few days later I feel resigned to these acts happening and that it was just a pique of jealously or possibly someone who hates 996's
makes u wonder that this guy went to all that trouble
what a turd
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tyinsky
444 posts
28 months
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What a crappy day! Glad it wiped clean.
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JackieTreehorn
41 posts
11 months
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mm450exc
279 posts
47 months
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What a failure this person must be. 2 brain cells - one is lost and the other one is looking for it! 
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JEA1K
721 posts
92 months
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Pure jealousy ... the work of a moron.
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Great Pretender
23,743 posts
83 months
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memps said: went to work on monday am & got a call on the tube from a mate to ask if i had made enemies that day as someone, that morning, had left a load of dog crap on my car, it pissed me off but thort nothing of it until i got home about 8 in the eveing & sure enough there it was, i cannot believe it but some scum had got this dog crap & scrapped it off the floor and just placed it on the rear screen, i got the car cleaned immieadiately but have to say that I was upset - a few days later I feel resigned to these acts happening and that it was just a pique of jealously or possibly someone who hates 996's
makes u wonder that this guy went to all that trouble
what a turd What a load of crap your story is.
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garyhun
13,992 posts
97 months
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I remember finding doner kebabs on the back of my Rover 820 many moons ago.
Normally the work of pissed up knobbers - hopefully a one-off OP
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MadMark911
1,358 posts
18 months
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My experience wasn't as smelly, but at some traffic lights, alongside a "  " van in my Boxster, with the roof down (me on the inside lane and "them" on the outside). As the lights turned to green, they booted it and thew a 3/4 full KFC "bucket" of coke at me and I suppose the interior of my car ..... Luckily their aim was awful, so it went over the windscreen and bonnet, but still seriously sticky / unpleasant to wash off! 
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Actus Reus
1,446 posts
24 months
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"Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it." Never a truer word said I reckon. What's more chickens t than f king with a man's automobile? I mean, don't f k with another man's vehicle. It's against the rules.
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tezza77
151 posts
36 months
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MadMark911 said: My experience wasn't as smelly, but at some traffic lights, alongside a " " van in my Boxster, with the roof down (me on the inside lane and "them" on the outside). As the lights turned to green, they booted it and thew a 3/4 full KFC "bucket" of coke at me and I suppose the interior of my car ..... Luckily their aim was awful, so it went over the windscreen and bonnet, but still seriously sticky / unpleasant to wash off! Yeah, the guys in that van would be missing a couple of teeth right now had they tried that on me. w kers
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Actus Reus
1,446 posts
24 months
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I had a run in with some guys in a van once - had I got out it's sadly me that would have been missing some teeth. The driver was out of his van, in the middle of the Limehouse Link Tunnel of all places, but luckily for me got back in. Be careful to carry out a detailed threat analysis before leaning on your horn 
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MadMark911
1,358 posts
18 months
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tezza77 said: Yeah, the guys in that van would be missing a couple of teeth right now had they tried that on me. w kers I'm not small, but there were three of them and that's never good odds.
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giltranator
186 posts
57 months
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MadMark911 said: My experience wasn't as smelly, but at some traffic lights, alongside a " " van in my Boxster, with the roof down (me on the inside lane and "them" on the outside). As the lights turned to green, they booted it and thew a 3/4 full KFC "bucket" of coke at me and I suppose the interior of my car ..... Luckily their aim was awful, so it went over the windscreen and bonnet, but still seriously sticky / unpleasant to wash off! Same thing happened to me a month after I got my Boxster. Roof down pulling into the turning for the Porsche garage, white van pulls up along side and chucks a mcdonalds coke into the car. Went all over the centre console and window seals oh and my head too. Didn't do any damage fortunately just the window would make a short squeak noise as it went down and the heated seat buttons were a bit sticky. Once cleaned all ok and everything still works fine. Oh and Porsche Bristol cleaned all the car for me free of charge
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mm450exc
279 posts
47 months
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giltranator said: Same thing happened to me a month after I got my Boxster. Roof down pulling into the turning for the Porsche garage, white van pulls up along side and chucks a mcdonalds coke into the car. Went all over the centre console and window seals oh and my head too. Didn't do any damage fortunately just the window would make a short squeak noise as it went down and the heated seat buttons were a bit sticky. Once cleaned all ok and everything still works fine. Oh and Porsche Bristol cleaned all the car for me free of charge That would really blow my fuse! Did you get the plate number and report to police?
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Heathwood
1,409 posts
71 months
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garyhun said: I remember finding doner kebabs on the back of my Rover 820 No offence, but that was probably not the result of jealousy
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garyhun
13,992 posts
97 months
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Heathwood said: garyhun said: I remember finding doner kebabs on the back of my Rover 820 No offence, but that was probably not the result of jealousy Hence why I said probably just some pissed up knobber Mind you 
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Roadrunner996
140 posts
45 months
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I owned a Z3 a few years ago (the 2.8 so no comments about hairdressers....).
I left my house one morning to find the contents of a chinese takeaway dumped on the soft top. To rub salt into the wounds a cat was sitting on the canvas eating the chicken !!!
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garyhun
13,992 posts
97 months
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Roadrunner996 said: I owned a Z3 a few years ago (the 2.8 so no comments about hairdressers....).
I left my house one morning to find the contents of a chinese takeaway dumped on the soft top. To rub salt into the wounds a cat was sitting on the canvas eating the chicken !!! Was it tasty though?
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c4srmsims
236 posts
74 months
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We are ignoring the possibility that a dog (or a big cat) may actually have relieved itself on the OP's car.
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Timbo_Mint
255 posts
90 months
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I had a flat mate write 'F er in the dust of my one month old car  . He seemed surprised that I would be upset! Mind you he was from Barnsley . It was over 10 years ago and I'm getting irritated now remembering it. Some people find it hard to be happy for others and have to be vindictive.
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