Lyrics - Magic Moments – Bing Crosby

[rjben]

Don’t ask me why but I heard part of the alternative lyrics to this today and I PMSL. Does anybody know what these are in full? I heard the following:

I’ll never forget the smell of the sweat from under her armpits.
The size of her thighs brought tears to my eyes they where like carpets (I think?)

CHORUS (Magic Moments)

It wasn’t the grass that tickled her arse it was my finger
……………


Class! I don’t know the rest but I’d love to find out!

Cheers,

Rob

[steviebee]

hold on to my bum cos I'm going to come all over the caaaaarrpet

[Incorrigible]

Someone please finish these,

[plotloss]

it wasnt my thumb that tickled her bum, it was my fingerrrr

[Eric Mc]

I always thought that it was Perry Como who had the big hit with this song (although Michael Holiday released a version in the UK).

[rjben]

Eric Mc said:

I always thought that it was Perry Como who had the big hit with this song (although Michael Holiday released a version in the UK).

Yep your right....

To accompany the line:

"It wasn’t the grass that tickled her arse it was my finger"

How About:

"I had to frown when I looked down down, because she was Ginger"

OK, maybe not!

>> Edited by rjben on Tuesday 7th September 21:31

[rjben]

Come on, back up for the smuttier night time visitors

[chim_girl]

We are crying with laughter, someone please post the rest of the lyrics.



Just tried Googling for lyrics, nothing.

>> Edited by chim_girl on Tuesday 7th September 21:49

[BliarOut]

Well it's not exactly Bing Criosby... But


The moon shone bright on the village green,
It shone on little Nel,
Was she picking daisies or,

Was she in hell,
She was waiting for her lover,
A dirty minded bugger,
Who was not fit to shovel shit,
From one place to another.

He ed her till her tits went blue,
His balls went black as charcoal,
One dark night he missed the mark,
And shoved it up her arsehole.

[tvrgit]

oh dear...

There was a young lady from Rhyl
who slipped dynamite in for a thrill
They found her ******
on the Great Wall of China
and bits of her tits in Brazil

[Wacky Racer]

There once was a young teacher named Green

Who invented a wg machine

On the 99th stroke, the Fg thing broke

And whipped his bs to cream.....

[tvrgit]

there was a young man from Pitlochry
making love to his girl in the rockery
she said "It's a farce"
as he came on her arse
"this isn't a shag it's a mockery"

[simpo two]

Oh dear...


There was a man from Bombay
Who fashioned a ct out of clay.
But the heat of his pr*ck
Turned it into a brick
And chafed all his f*reskin away


The Grand Old Duke of Buckingham
Stood on the bridge at Ruckingham
Watching the stunts of the cts in the punts
And the tricks of the pr*cks that were fing them

(you ain't seen me, roight?)

[BliarOut]

There was a young man called Bill
Who swallowed an atomic pill
The doctor said cough
The pill went off
And Bill ended up in Brazil