RE: Porsche is recruiting!

RE: Porsche is recruiting!

Wednesday 13th March 2013

Porsche is recruiting!

You'll need 'petrol in your blood' though...



Fancy building Porsches for a living? Of course you do - what red-blooded petrolhead wouldn't want to be at the heart of one of the most celebrated sports car brands in the world, building the very cars generations of car nuts have lusted after?

Should you play with wires with petrol in your blood?
Should you play with wires with petrol in your blood?
Good news, then. Porsche is recruiting! "We want employees with petrol in their blood!" boasts Dr Oliver Blume, man in charge of the recruitment drive and endowed with the snappy job title 'Member of the Executive Board Production and Logistics of Dr. Ing. h.c. F. Porsche AG'. No wonder his attempt at injecting a bit of humour and personality into the recruitment process manages to come across as sounding a bit sinister.

Stretching the analogy a little, what he doesn't mention is that you'd best also have a bit of diesel in there too, the location of the new jobs being in Leipzig, not Weissach. That's the first hint that dreams of spending your working days fettling 911s, Caymans and Boxsters might not be the reality. In fact, the closest you'll be getting to 911s is probably the ones you walk past in the executives' car parking area, because the expansion at Leipzig (home to Cayenne and Panamera too) is being driven by the looming arrival of the Macan crossover.

It is, of course, good news that Porsche is in rude enough health to need more than 1,000 new workers. And it's an attractive enough place to work that they've had over 16,000 applicants for the 1,000 production and 400 engineering roles the expansion to include the Macan. Describing the Macan as "an emotional product" Siegfried Bulow (Chairman of the Executive Board of Porsche Leipzig GmbH - in case you were wondering) outlined the 500m euro investment going into the plant, adding that the construction project is the biggest in Porsche's history. All of which goes to underline there's more money making crossovers than there is GT3s. With or without PDK, we're glad they still do though.

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bencollins

Original Poster:

3,495 posts

205 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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Macan : emotional product = it'll make people weep.

Photek

55 posts

284 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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Link to the jobs...?

Salgar

3,283 posts

184 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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Photek said:
Link to the jobs...?
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DaveH23

3,233 posts

170 months

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

246 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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Buy a real Porsche sportscar while you can - at this rate it won't be long until there's nothing in the range except heavy execo-barges and hulking 4x4s which already account for the majority of sales.

For anyone who's genuinely interested in sportscars the new Boxster and Cayman are an astounding opportunity to buy a beautifully balanced chassis under a properly engineered package.

alfabadass

1,852 posts

199 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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Porsche need the Boxster, Cayman, 911 et al in order to give the rest of the range it's sporting pedigree.

Also...you may not like their other stuff but generally it's top notch in its sector.

robinessex

11,050 posts

181 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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Ok, petrol in your veins eh ? Ok, production guy, you can put the wheels on. Engineering guy, you can design the door handles, rear view mirror, and cup holder.

Escort Si-130

3,272 posts

180 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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Id be inrested in working there if it was in the UK

Matt UK

17,681 posts

200 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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Ozzie Osmond said:
Buy a real Porsche sportscar while you can - at this rate it won't be long until there's nothing in the range except heavy execo-barges and hulking 4x4s which already account for the majority of sales.

For anyone who's genuinely interested in sportscars the new Boxster and Cayman are an astounding opportunity to buy a beautifully balanced chassis under a properly engineered package.
Yessss.....

The fact that the new Boxster and Cayman are so good, may well be due to the funding provided by the 'heavy execo-barges and hulking 4x4s which already account for the majority of sales'

Tough to have one, without the other.

Fittster

20,120 posts

213 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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Does VAG dedicate each of its factories to one of its brands or could a plant produces skodas one year a porches the next?

Amanitin

420 posts

137 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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People with petrol in their blood enough to form a phase will lose consciousness within seconds then get their pulmonary and coronary capillaries clogged up and die of lung and/or heart failure on short order.
Porsche is not your friend.

turbo-ww

1,766 posts

216 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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Fittster said:
Does VAG dedicate each of its factories to one of its brands or could a plant produces skodas one year a porches the next?
Why would they want to build hallways?


wink

fatboy b

9,492 posts

216 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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Maybe Porsche could recruit a few designers too scratchchin

Photek

55 posts

284 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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DaveH23 said:
Thanks Dave, just had a quick look and there's more details available at :

http://www.porsche-leipzig.com/en/jobs/default.asp...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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A German, breaking out in humour.....? Vot..?



garypotter

1,495 posts

150 months

Thursday 14th March 2013
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Petrol in your veins??
I once let my cat drink petrol and it ran round and round the garden then after 1/2 hour the cat cat stopped!

Why??



It ran out of petrol.....

boom boom tish!

MonkeySpanker

319 posts

137 months

Thursday 14th March 2013
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The company Dr is Josef Mengele perhaps?

mrclav

1,287 posts

223 months

Saturday 12th July 2014
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bencollins said:
Macan : emotional product = it'll make people weep.
The ones weeping are those who have paid a deposit for one who have now been told they'll need to wait up to 2 years before taking delivery. Say what you like but the Macan is a great every day car which ticks a lot of boxes for a lot of people.

Deerfoot

4,900 posts

184 months

Saturday 12th July 2014
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mrclav said:
Say what you like but the Macan is a great every day car which ticks a lot of boxes for a lot of people.
As long as one of those boxes is a huge wait for delivery I guess.

Motorrad

6,811 posts

187 months

Saturday 12th July 2014
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Deerfoot said:
As long as one of those boxes is a huge wait for delivery I guess.
Or a premium priced soulless badge engineered white goods euro box.