Detailing, polishing and headlights: Do I have OCD?
Detailing, polishing and headlights: Do I have OCD?
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George O

Original Poster:

29 posts

159 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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I think I'm going a bit far, I like all my cars to look perfect, and weather it was an old scrapper or even a van I've always kept any motor I've had immaculate.

But it's since the porsche purchase its gone to a whole new level of anorak geekery, there are men standing on train platforms with a book of numbers that are not as sad as me, there are people who talk incessantly about cricket, golf, football but for me looking after the car is like crack; very moreish.

Last week before I realised what I'd done I clicked "place order" on amazon for an encyclopaedia from America (still not arrived) about methods of detailing your car..... What a sad case! If it was some dull and pretentious philosophy book at least I'd have something to talk about at dinner that made me look like I was reasonably bright rather than trying to merit spending £40 on a tin of polish for the exhaust pipes.

Just for reference it was well worth the cash, they look AMAZING, and I'm sure they sound better!

Anyways before this bible of geekdom arrives I need some advice, firstly my headlights..... Of you walk past the car you would never ever notice, but when I polish it I notice, it's tiny issue but I now see it everytime I look at the car. Around the edges of the glass thee are minute yellowey cracks that appear to be on the inside. Do I need to replace the whole unit or can I just get the glass? Or (ideally) is there some fix that someone knows about that I haven't found on the Internet.

Also.... Has anyone used a found a product that takes out the totally unnoticeable (except from very specific angles in certain lights from very close up) scratches that you find on the clear coat of the paint? I'm using the Auto Glym resin polish which gives a lovely long lasting finish, but...... I if I can get it perfect I'm hopping it will cure me of my addiction!

Please someone tell me I'm not alone on the above?

Thanks

Klippie

3,608 posts

171 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Your not alone mate have you been on here - http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/index.php - eekyikeseekyikes

We need to see pictures of your car as proof its that shiny.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

281 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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How deep does this obsession go? Do you polish your naughty bits..?

KPE

150 posts

165 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Yup, to put your OCD in perspective, check out that detailing world website. There are people more OCD than you!
Also I found Autosol metal polish for £3.50 works a treat on the exhaust pipe trim.

Bennachie

1,091 posts

177 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Hi!

My name is Ben................

and I polish things.........


Detailing World is an excellent resource.


You NEED machines, and potions and polish and glaze and sealant and.............

Martian O

2,734 posts

188 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Never look at Detailing World, they are the train-spotters of the car cleaning industry! biggrin

And using Auto Glym polish will get you severly marked down if you mention that!

George O

Original Poster:

29 posts

159 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Glad I'm not alone, I'd put a pick up but it won't let me from my iPhone, dam you apple and your confusing wizardry!

Glenn McMenamin

2,305 posts

264 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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While we're talking detailing stuff, has anyone ever found a 'gloss' tyre dressing that once applied, doesn't end up
Down the side of your car after you've driven down the road ?

The closest I've come is Auto Glym bumper care, it dries pretty quickly and leaves 'minimal' residue after a spirited drive. However it only leaves Matt look rather than a glossy shinny one.


We're can I hang my anorak while I'm here ?

G.

George O

Original Poster:

29 posts

159 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Glen I'm glad you raised that as I have the same problem! Years ago the old boy who lived next door to my parents gave me some stuff in an unmarked container which I think was some home brew mixed with ink, it was superb particularly for the rubber around the windows etc, but I ran out and he's In a home. The back black spray is terrible as is the heavy car plan stuff, plus you end up waring it. Now at the stage of debating about replacing the black, now grey, plastic bit below the windscreen where the whipers sit!

G

red997

1,304 posts

235 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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try Autoglym tyre dressing
not sprayed straight on, but use a bit of old sponge;
looks like skimmed milk, but dries to a nice sheen.
doesn't last long though, but is dead easy to apply.
I've tried loads, but all suffer form some weakness, whether it be durability, fling, shine, smell (!)

to get the swirls out of your clearcoat, you need to machine polish, then protect (wax sealant)

good luck - it is obsessive !

(I did rotary polish my misuss' Scoob headlights last week ...)

Glenn McMenamin

2,305 posts

264 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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red997 said:
try Autoglym tyre dressing
not sprayed straight on, but use a bit of old sponge;
looks like skimmed milk, but dries to a nice sheen.
doesn't last long though, but is dead easy to apply.
I've tried loads, but all suffer form some weakness, whether it be durability, fling, shine, smell (!)



(I did rotary polish my misuss' Scoob headlights last week ...)
The 1st product I ever tried and probably the worst in my experience.

Problem with it (and many others) is that it stays wet for so long, even when you rub it over with a cloth (which then dulls the shine) any product left between the tread pattern or the sidewall numbers eventually slings up the side of the car.


G.

Peter Cee

90 posts

207 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Zymol Tyre Dressing does it for me - Very subtle and natural looking.

Bennachie

1,091 posts

177 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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IF you clean the tyre properly tyre dressing is superfluous.

Use Auto Glym Rubber cleaner


barchetta_boy

2,505 posts

258 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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If you are finding tyre dressing going up the side of the car when driving you are using way too much product and /or not wiping it off properly.

Personally I find a clean, dark matt look on the tyres to be the best, too much gloss and it looks like you have gone through a Kosovan car wash.

Joel

anonymous-user

80 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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CarPlan Tyre Slik won Auto Express' test for the umpteenth time .

Not sure how much the parent company spends with the mag though ...

Martian O

2,734 posts

188 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Forget all of the above tyre gloss recommendations, Zaino Z-16 is the best.

http://www.cleanyourcar.co.uk/zaino/zaino-z-16-per...

Alpinestars

13,954 posts

270 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Anyone else wax the insides of their wheels and calipers? This always shows me how well someone looks after their car.

Martian O

2,734 posts

188 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Alpinestars said:
Anyone else wax the insides of their wheels and calipers?....
Not sure, but I'll ask Christoff if he does mine when I'm next at the Albanian car wash!

wink

Mermaid

21,492 posts

197 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Alpinestars said:
Anyone else wax the insides of their wheels and calipers? This always shows me how well someone looks after their car.
They need a Ceramic coating, more robust wink

RichB

55,726 posts

310 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Glenn McMenamin said:
red997 said:
try Autoglym tyre dressing ot sprayed straight on, but use a bit of old sponge; looks like skimmed milk, but dries to a nice sheen. doesn't last long though, but is dead easy to apply. I've tried loads, but all suffer form some weakness, whether it be durability, fling, shine, smell (!)
The 1st product I ever tried and probably the worst in my experience. Problem with it (and many others) is that it stays wet for so long, even when you rub it over with a cloth (which then dulls the shine) any product left between the tread pattern or the sidewall numbers eventually slings up the side of the car.
You must be putting too much on. It only needs a little spray on three or four spots on the tyre and work it round with a bit of old sponge. It dries in about 5 mins. and if it's the last job you do it's dry easily before you've put the bucket and stiff away and lasts for about a week. Excellent stuff IMO.