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Chunkymonkey71

12,504 posts

105 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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Pints said:
*student
  • red hair
  • green/brown eyes
  • 5ft 5ins
  • 34F
  • Polish accent
  • no tattoos
  • doesnt give a fk about football
  • likes all music
  • eat meat
  • drink vodka like there's no tomorrow
  • drive Shed and doesn't care
.
Fixed that for you.

STW2010

4,202 posts

69 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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I can't understand the Irish accent, and like girls with bigger tits than a C cup. I really like boobs.

I don't care what she does for a living as long as it makes her happy.

Hoofy

62,345 posts

189 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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TorqueVR said:
This thread is screaming out for photos!!
I hope you're sitting down.




soad

26,812 posts

83 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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Hoofy said:
I hope you're sitting down.



This is The Lounge, not General Gassing! hehe

Hoofy

62,345 posts

189 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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soad said:
Hoofy said:
I hope you're sitting down.



This is The Lounge, not General Gassing! hehe
Point taken. *reads list again*




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Steamer

9,835 posts

120 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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  • nurses = Covered in germs / moody / tired... although not as seemingly unstable as policewomen in the dating pool!
  • 5ft 5ins = that is a bit on the short side
  • like footie = really?
  • eat meat = Have to agree here
  • drink wine = Show me one that doesnt
  • drive Minis = Just along as she drives is a bonus!

Studio117

4,250 posts

98 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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Can't stand most English women. Either thick as fk with a propensity to share their viagina around like no tomorrow. Or are a bit stuck up and have names like Gisele.

That middle ground is difficult to find.

Eastern Europeian chicks ftw.


Steamer

9,835 posts

120 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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Studio117 said:
Eastern Europeian chicks ftw.
European chicks for the height too!

Butter Face

12,341 posts

67 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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  • nurses
  • brown hair
  • blue eyes
  • 5ft 5ins
  • 34C
  • Irish accent
  • no tattoos
  • like footie
  • like rock
  • eat meat
  • drink wine
  • drive Minis
7/12 here. But I don't like Football or Rock music anyway so I'm calling a 7/10.

RizzoTheRat

14,087 posts

99 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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That list was going ok until the football bit.

Johnny

8,022 posts

191 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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Steamer said:
Studio117 said:
Eastern Europeian chicks ftw.
European chicks for the height too!
I can only concur with both those statements biggrin

Laurel Green

21,917 posts

139 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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RizzoTheRat said:
That list was going ok until the football bit.
yes Should play for the side that retained the Ashes this year.

kapiteinlangzaam

15,614 posts

140 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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Another 7/12 here. I hate footy and like her tattoos, so its a 7/10! smile

ZOLLAR

18,348 posts

80 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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Council Baby said:
ZOLLAR said:
She's not on facebook anymore due to you perving on her hehe
She still messages me filth and photos
weeping

GTIR

24,741 posts

173 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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Sienna Miller.

Impasse

14,619 posts

148 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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That list makes no mention of being able to deflate her and stuff her back in the wardrobe.

strummerville

777 posts

34 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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We need guidance from the Macc Lads, 'Miss Macclesfield':
She was the perfect woman,
She was my kind of a bird,
'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word.
She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse,
But now she's into barbeques and wine bars.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

102 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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I think that list has a fault.

Pints

17,893 posts

101 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
Pints said:
  • stay-at-home mummy
  • blonde hair
  • green eyes
  • 5ft 5ins
  • 34C
  • Souf Efrican accent
  • no tattoos
  • doesnt give a fk about football
  • likes music she can exercise to
  • doesn't eat red meat
  • tee-total
  • drives my MINI
Fixed that for you.
Fixed for Accuracy. smile

ellroy

3,911 posts

132 months

Saturday 8th February 2014
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Fishtigua said:


I think that list has a fault.
You're right, Mrs D has ink.