RE: Shed Of The Week: Jaguar XJ8

RE: Shed Of The Week: Jaguar XJ8

Friday 5th December 2014

Shed Of The Week: Jaguar XJ8

Want as much barge as possible for your Shed money? Step forward the XJ8



It's not perfect, neither am I, but it needs me, it needs a proper driver, it requires talent... it's not something for everyone, but it's everything to someone. This is the Jaguar XJ8.

Oh sorry, wrong thread. But while we're on the subject of planks, a key one in the Jaguar proposition has always been to do with bringing sporting luxury within reach of the common(ish) man. The first XJ6 certainly did that in 1968. The current XJ is a considerably larger beast, but even that manages to retain an unlikely-looking sporting edge.

Classy colour combo? Check
Classy colour combo? Check
Almost smack in the middle of the 46-year spread of post-'68 Jaguar saloons we find this 1998 X308, a car that one year earlier had put the tin lid on the reign of the straight-six Jaguar. Considering the genuinely epic heritage of that engine on both road and track, its passing was an event that passed off with surprisingly little hoopla. That's because large-displacement mainstream engines were fast becoming the equivalent of the drunken uncle crashing your daughter's wedding. A Jaguar engine had changed, from the glorious beating heart of the car to something you didn't mind seeing every now and then, but didn't especially want to hear. It was a powerplant for propelling a vehicle rather than an ego. In fashion terms, the medallion on the hairy chest had given way to a buttoned-up M&S shirt and a nice viscose tie.

You could understand it. Jaguar was still gamely delivering on the marque's double whammy of sportiness and luxury, and all credit to them for that, but in reality owners rarely extended the XJ's performance/handling package. They preferred to ooze. The market had spoken, and it had said that this was a luxury car, not a sporting one.

On that one criterion alone it was hard to fault it. It was even harder to get out of an XJ in a bad mood, unless you'd just broken down of course, which as we all know is something that big Jags do all the time. Isn't it?

That's a lotta luxury for £850
That's a lotta luxury for £850
Well, no actually. XJ8s will do big miles if they're looked after. There were a few problems with early (pre-'99 revision) 3.2 linerless V8s like this one - mainly flaky plastic-impeller water pumps, plastic secondary cam chain tensioners and non-actuating throttle bodies - but if the engine in this one is OK (and with a full service history it presumably is), the newer low-sulphur fuels mean you should have no Nikasil-related issues. It may be that the engine on this Shed has been changed for a steel-linered one: a green tag on the head will confirm that. A factory recall should have gathered up and replaced all the dodgy early throttle bodies.

The X308 had a 'sealed for life' gearbox, but as we all know, life doesn't always mean life. Jerky or thumpy drive engagement at higher engine speeds is not what you want. An oil and filter change can sometimes sort things out, but you wouldn't want to bet your house on it.

Rust hits front and rear screen surrounds, rear wheel arches, front wings, around the engine subframe and behind the front shocks. The suspension and braking get a pounding generally, so listen and feel for knocks and wandery braking. Uneven tyre wear is another clue to tired shocks or wishbone bushes. Contrary to popular Jaguar folklore, an X308's electrics are no better or worse than those of any other car of this vintage. There's a socket in the driver's side footwell for modern code-readers.

Check those rear arches for rot
Check those rear arches for rot
Running costs? Well, it's a luxury car innit, but 16-inch tyres aren't too ruinous at about £100 each. On fuel, you'll get mid-20s cruising, high-teens to low-20s in town, and a letter from the bank manager if you regularly test the low-8sec 0-60 performance.

The one strange thing about XJs is that you will never see a woman or female of the opposite sex behind the wheel. As you'd expect, Shed has owned many XJs, but Mrs Shed has never given the slightest inkling that she might fancy a good hard thrunge in any of them - although it must be said that she has shown a little more interest in the idea since she took up pipe-smoking.

What about this example here? Judging by the sparse ad, it's a probate sale. Three owners, last one for eight years, 123,000 miles, full service history - it all sounds right. Though we're a bit light on decent pictures to prove it, there's every reason to believe this was a loved car that deserves at least one more lap of life's racetrack before making that final turn into the recycling pitbox of destiny.

Spookily, as Shed was contemplating his approach to this article on the way back from the dog walk, a 57-reg XJ in a heavenly shade of deep sky blue glided past. It looked like a £40K car. If it was for sale, you could most likely buy it for £15K. This one is for sale, and it's £0.85K. The maths are easy - but are you man enough?

Here's the ad.

Lovely condition inside and out. Current owner since 2006, full service history. Bereavement forces sale.

 

 

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ADP68

Original Poster:

528 posts

172 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Why wouldn't you, for a cheap and classy runabout?

Axionknight

8,505 posts

136 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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That is going to break and ruin your wallet, but it is superb.

gforceg

3,524 posts

180 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Let the love-in begin.

Mabbs9

1,087 posts

219 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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My Dad had a six. He loved it, I loved it too. Makes me look at this fondly. He used to love how they 'wafted' around. Very few cars ride with such comfort.

Zammy

558 posts

164 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Like it...always liked those wheels on that model, still looks great!

Uncle John

4,302 posts

192 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Very nice!

Class and grace with enough pace, if it all checks out what's not too like!!

Megaflow

9,453 posts

226 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Now *that's* shedding...

JamesHayward

655 posts

165 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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I agree... I call it 'Ultimate Shedding'



(soon to be replaced by a E39....)

CAPP0

19,612 posts

204 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Has nobody bought this yet? It's a couple of hours from me and I have absolutely no need or use for it, but it's still hugely tempting!

X5TUU

11,953 posts

188 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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these haven't aged well though have they, looks wise.

to me, they exude everything I wouldn't want to be associated with, i just don't get them at all

it is a monster amount of metal for the little outlay, but I just couldn't bring myself to drive it, far too pretentious and Arfa Daley to me (or is that the point that I'm missing?)

W124Bob

1,749 posts

176 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Makes me come over all Arthur Daley. Seem to see a lot of these around Manchester at the moment all driven by men of a certain type, leather jacket, chest wig, gold chain and villa in Marbella. Yes I know it's a stereo type! There would certainly be one in my £100k garage, only other car that I think comes close is an old W126 560SEL but your very unlikely to find one in the classifieds here in the UK now. Values in Germany of good W126's have really gone up, only a matter of time before the X308 disappears from the shed range.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Ad said:
Lovely condition inside and out. Current owner since 2006, full service history. Bereavement forces sale.
Seems good to me. Fill yer boots!

williamp

19,270 posts

274 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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The ashpalt golf club is calling

Love it. But id have to drive it wearing tweed, cravat, driving gloves and a prison officer spec chain on my jeans

pSyCoSiS

3,602 posts

206 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Ah, this is my type of Shed!

Beautiful, graceful machines. Nothing else wafts quite like an old Jaguar XJ.

X308s are much more refined and better put together than the X300, but that AJ16 engine is almost bullet proof. The V8s do tend to have more issues, with leaks from the rocker covers sometimes seeping into the spark plug champbers and causing misfires.

But, if looked after, they are a superb cruisers and reliable to use as a daily. Not too bad on fuel, and they are surprisingly nimble. 240bhp is adequate when you're in a rush, and the 4.0 litres give almost 300bhp.

I've said it many, many times before - every petrol head needs to own one before they die!

StarmistBlue400

3,030 posts

219 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Not the best advert is it smile

My boss had one of these that I used for a week or so while I had no car. The commute was 100m a day, it ruined me in petrol bills but it was a nice place to be.


Denver09

134 posts

188 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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W124Bob said:
Makes me come over all Arthur Daley. Seem to see a lot of these around Manchester at the moment all driven by men of a certain type, leather jacket, chest wig, gold chain and villa in Marbella. Yes I know it's a stereo type! There would certainly be one in my £100k garage, only other car that I think comes close is an old W126 560SEL but your very unlikely to find one in the classifieds here in the UK now. Values in Germany of good W126's have really gone up, only a matter of time before the X308 disappears from the shed range.
I thought moving to Berlin I would be swamped in fine German luxo-barges from the late 70's a 80's at shed money. I was very wrong. Cars are way cheaper in the UK!

Denver09

134 posts

188 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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I keep looking at leasing a new 4 series or a 5 series but I cannot bring myself to fork out £450 a month for a car I know I will bored of after 6 months. Even though i can afford to.

I bought an XJ Sport 3.2 for £1,000 as a run about. The only thing wrong with it was it needed new ball joints. Drove it for a year without fault and it returned around 30mpg on a the motorway. I miss it so much I'm looking at getting a 4ltr x308! If I look like Arthur Daley then so be it!

jcelee

1,039 posts

245 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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I ran one for a couple of years (a 2002 3.2 Sport) and with upgraded cam chain tensioners and aluminum thermostat housing it was faultless, cheap to service, as wafty as a magic carpet and remarkably good in snow (I noticed it had M+S rear tyres on it)...

They're brilliant if you have a good honest local indy, don't do too many miles and can put up with the quirks (like not being able to just move it and switch it off again - this will flood the engine).

B'stard Child

28,453 posts

247 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Uncle John said:
Very nice!

Class and grace with shortage of space, if it all checks out what's not too like!!
EFA - it's the only thing that puts me off the XJ - the cabin feels cramped

Great cars 1 nearly made my 10K Garage (was an early XJR mind) but I wasn't sure how well they towed

g3org3y

20,644 posts

192 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Wow, what a bargain! However, advert is sparse and no interior pics. Worth a punt if it had a decent MoT on it.

I checked here: https://www.vehicleenquiry.service.gov.uk/Default.... to see how much MoT was remaining but it stated vehicle details could not be found. confused