RE: British motor show 1967: Time For Tea?

RE: British motor show 1967: Time For Tea?

Wednesday 28th January 2015

British motor show 1967: Time For Tea?

The Lamborghini Marzal, the Jaguar Pirana and some very un-PC narration for your afternoon brew



Half a century from now, who knows how silly most of what's on PistonHeads in 2015 will appear. Be that as it may, we won't let that stop us from having a gentle dig at this Pathe film of the 1967 British motor show.

When Bertone and the Telegraph made a Jag
When Bertone and the Telegraph made a Jag
Accompanied by a superb game show soundtrack, the commentary delivered by Bob Danvers-Walker is as hilariously non-PC as it gets. In one short feature he effortlessly insults women's ability to drive and their general ability to muster up enough intelligence to survive. He pigeonholes the British male population as a bunch of overweight booze-sozzled chauvinists. He even finds time to have a cheap pop at the Japanese motor industry. Ah yes, great days.

There were some brilliant cars at Earls Court that year, most notably the Lamborghini Marzal, a six-headlight, silver-seated gullwinged Gandini masterpiece boasting 50 square feet of glass. Bob's script tells him the top speed is 210mph, but given that it's powered by a 2.0-litre straight six, effectively a sawn-in half Miura lump, this is Italian PR fantasy.

The Marzal (period vid here) which of course spawned the production Espada is still around, and it still runs. The current owner bought it at the 2011 Villa d'Este auction for $2.1 million and is not afraid to take it out. It's the nearest thing ever to a cutaway car, so let's hope he has good taste in trousers.

And you thought EV commuters were new
And you thought EV commuters were new
Bertone really was on fire at this time, and the '67 British show unveiled another smashing car from their stable, the Jaguar Bertone Pirana Coupe. This was an extraordinary collaboration between the styling house and - believe it or not - the British motoring press, corralled into a semi-cohesive lump by the Telegraph Magazine's motoring editor John Anstey. At the Geneva show earlier in the year Anstey had asked the scribblers to come up with their ideal car. Working with the Magazine's Art Editor he refined their rough thoughts and passed them on to Bertone. In a matter of weeks the car was built, the Italians being assisted no doubt by the Marzal experience, the influence of which is clear.

It was a dangerous sounding liaison, but the 4.2-engined result was very advanced, very handsome and apparently very capable. It was 300 pounds heavier than an E-Type, but that didn't matter: the Pirana was designed as a high-speed 2+2 Continental tourer, and according to those lucky enough to drive it, it fulfilled the role brilliantly.

This or a TR5? Decisions...
This or a TR5? Decisions...
The Telegraph paid Bertone £20,000 for the car to be made, and subsequently sold it for less than £10,000. It spent many years in the wilderness, attracting very little interest in the private market before it was bought in the early part of this decade for $350,000 by Ed Superfon, boss of VIP Toy Store and a man with a passion for 'unknown' cars. He's restored the Pirana to as near '67 show spec as possible, and by all accounts it still drives tightly in the Californian canyons.

In amongst the shiny selection of British metal, all of it sporting strangely immaculate shutlines, you'll find one of the first electric city cars - Ford's Comuta. Back in 1967, Ford boss predicted EV reality in "five to 10 years time". Hmm, well, a bit off the mark there, but who cares? As Bob says, "with only two pedals, it couldn't be easier for the wife!".

This contemporary vid shows BMC's determination not to be left behind. Its announcement of an EV of its own within two years is illustrated by a rare display of wrongness from design genius Alec Issigonis, seen penning some sort of awful Reliant three wheeler thing. Thank goodness that one never came to pass.

Show vid here.

 

 

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soad

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32,896 posts

176 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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That's a totally different world/era. Back when you could smoke in the restaurants etc.

P4ROT

1,219 posts

193 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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If I had a time machine, this is where I would go (probably makes me quite sad, I know).

Chris Y

221 posts

188 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Excellent stuff. Love that old school commentary.

Bebee

4,679 posts

225 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Great quality picture for 67.

240R

20 posts

115 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Appreciate it's a British show but the Porsche stand looked surprisingly feeble - shows how far they've come!

peterg1955

746 posts

164 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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I still have the London motor show edition of Motor magazine from 1969, the first motor show I attended, aged 14 I went with a school mate who was also into cars.

The adverts in the magazine and the new car prices make interesting reading...

NotNormal

2,359 posts

214 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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How about a bit earlier with the Earls Court motor show in 1963 smile

http://www.eafa.org.uk/catalogue/118016

dandarez

13,282 posts

283 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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One British car company attended that 67 Earls Court Motor Show, as I did, for the first time.

They'd already made their mark at Racing Car Shows, but they'd now recently joined SMMT as a 'real' maker with this particular car, later to become their first fully type-approved car.

Not a bloody mention in the Pathe film, of course. Nor in the PH bit, but then what's new? Would they even know?

The company in question had two cars displayed, but their prototype road car was new, and they had masses of interest during the show on Stand 139. Bang between the stands of Rolls-Royce and Jensen no less!

A prominent position which came about because of the appropriate moment a very famous marque called it a day, can you guess who?

And who was this company who had the stand between Rolls and Jensen? It's still going today!

Pickled

2,051 posts

143 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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dandarez said:
One British car company attended that 67 Earls Court Motor Show, as I did, for the first time.

They'd already made their mark at Racing Car Shows, but they'd now recently joined SMMT as a 'real' maker with this particular car, later to become their first fully type-approved car.

Not a bloody mention in the Pathe film, of course. Nor in the PH bit, but then what's new? Would they even know?

The company in question had two cars displayed, but their prototype road car was new, and they had masses of interest during the show on Stand 139. Bang between the stands of Rolls-Royce and Jensen no less!

A prominent position which came about because of the appropriate moment a very famous marque called it a day, can you guess who?

And who was this company who had the stand between Rolls and Jensen? It's still going today!
Lotus?

cuda

464 posts

240 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Fack me! That's my Mum in that see-through Lambo at 1.48!

Edited by cuda on Wednesday 28th January 18:21

Toaster

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193 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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240R said:
Appreciate it's a British show but the Porsche stand looked surprisingly feeble - shows how far they've come!
The marketeer's you mean wink

dandarez

13,282 posts

283 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Pickled said:
dandarez said:
One British car company attended that 67 Earls Court Motor Show, as I did, for the first time.

They'd already made their mark at Racing Car Shows, but they'd now recently joined SMMT as a 'real' maker with this particular car, later to become their first fully type-approved car.

Not a bloody mention in the Pathe film, of course. Nor in the PH bit, but then what's new? Would they even know?

The company in question had two cars displayed, but their prototype road car was new, and they had masses of interest during the show on Stand 139. Bang between the stands of Rolls-Royce and Jensen no less!

A prominent position which came about because of the appropriate moment a very famous marque called it a day, can you guess who?

And who was this company who had the stand between Rolls and Jensen? It's still going today!
Lotus?
If I recall that show was the launch of the Elan +2, shown in the Pathe clip ...but no, not Lotus.

A rival of theirs though!

If you need a clue, look at my profile and the photo on the right.
The tiny 'car' in front of the Exige is one of the model that was on the stand, but it wasn't the road car.


Edited by dandarez on Wednesday 28th January 18:54

Blackpuddin

16,523 posts

205 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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GTM?

Pickled

2,051 posts

143 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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dandarez said:
If I recall that show was the launch of the Elan +2, shown in the Pathe clip ...but no, not Lotus.

A rival of theirs though!

If you need a clue, look at my profile and the photo on the right.
The tiny 'car' in front of the Exige is one of the model that was on the stand, but it wasn't the road car.


Edited by dandarez on Wednesday 28th January 18:54
Ginetta

RedWhiteMonkey

6,857 posts

182 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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"He'll drink, she'll drive." Classic.

Bebee

4,679 posts

225 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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RedWhiteMonkey said:
"He'll drink, she'll drive." Classic.
Then later on, she'll get that fooking cooker on then clean the bath.

swisstoni

16,997 posts

279 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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I mentioned this lovely bit of nostalgia (the Pathe archive) on the Classic forum the other day and was met with one sniffy response. hehe

Martin_Hx

3,955 posts

198 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Haha this is brilliant!

daytona365

1,773 posts

164 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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''Very cheap. Very Japanese''.......Wonder if the commentator lived long enough to choke on those words ?!

Blue62

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152 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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cuda said:
Fack me! That's my Mum in that see-through Lambo at 1.48!

Edited by cuda on Wednesday 28th January 18:21
If you're serious that's brilliant, what a keepsake. I was a baby in '67 but looking back the cars seem so much more exciting than today and the whole thing steeped in glitz and glamour, so refreshing when set against the guilty apologists of today.