RE: Rolls-Royce - Geneva 2015

RE: Rolls-Royce - Geneva 2015

Wednesday 4th March 2015

Rolls-Royce - Geneva 2015

Rolls somehow makes a silk-lined Phantom seem like it's not trying too hard



Among the flashing lights and blaring soundtracks of the Geneva show there's one almost-guaranteed oasis of calm: the Rolls-Royce stand. This is the place you can go for a cup of tea, loose leaf and poured from a pot naturally. Or potentially something a bit stronger as the day wears on. You can also admire the fact that Rolls-Royce employees seem to spend about three times as much on their suits as anyone else...

There are even nice cars to look at, too. And although Rolls hasn't done anything as vulgar as bring an all-new model to the show - we'll have to wait a while to see the forthcoming SUV - there was a spectacular Phantom with its cabin lined almost entirely with embroidered silk.

As close as we got to that silk interior...
As close as we got to that silk interior...
The Serenity isn't the most practical vehicle - you certainly wouldn't want use it to transport a stag party to a kebab shop - but it does serve as proof that, if you've got the budget, Rolls's Bespoke team will build you pretty much anything.

And not just any old silk, either. The Serenity's unspun silk thread was sourced from Suzhou in China and then hand-dyed, was flown to Britain (in first class, we hope) and then weaved in Essex into just 10 metres of fabric. This was then painted with a technique - and we're not making this up - known as 'unconscious painting' which - the official release tells us - relies on the artist painting the same form again and again, "the purpose of this repetition is the imbue the artist with an innate understanding of these natural forms until their balance and nature is understood without thought."

We really can't improve on that...


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arkenphel

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484 posts

205 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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I really like Rollers and all, but "unconscious painting" definition above is something I understand to mean "Making the slave do it repeatedly until he can do it in his sleep", right?

soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Serenity - the state of being calm, peaceful, and untroubled. "An oasis of serenity amidst the bustling city".


Matt UK

17,696 posts

200 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Why focus the article on it being silk-lined and then show any picture relating to it?
Bit of a non-feature for me I'm afraid.

X5TUU

11,939 posts

187 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Matt UK said:
Why focus the article on it being silk-lined and then show any picture relating to it?
Bit of a non-feature for me I'm afraid.
100% agree ... how totally barmy!

Dave Hedgehog

14,550 posts

204 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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vile

ajmcampbell

514 posts

136 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Your wish is my command:

Looks like it was designed by

Shame as RR aren't usually so kitsch... loved the previous Art Deco cars for example.

FWDRacer

3,564 posts

224 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Dave Hedgehog said:
vile
abhorrent

PS Leave your adjective here and let it build...

PPS - Even the Chinese are tiring of crash-rich. They've even come up with a bespoke word for it.

Tuvra

7,921 posts

225 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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X5TUU said:
Matt UK said:
Why focus the article on it being silk-lined and then show any picture relating to it?
Bit of a non-feature for me I'm afraid.
100% agree ... how totally barmy!
Came here to say exactly the same thing. How odd.

NXXN

111 posts

126 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Edited by NXXN on Wednesday 4th March 12:23

Krikkit

26,527 posts

181 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Shameful, but I really like that... paperbag

cookie1600

2,114 posts

161 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Matt UK said:
Why focus the article on it being silk-lined and then show any picture relating to it?
Bit of a non-feature for me I'm afraid.
You'd need a niche, specialist website for that:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/te...

BJG1

5,966 posts

212 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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What a weird choice of article.

jamespink

1,218 posts

204 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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My Mum had a dressing gown very like this... I thought at the time someone should use it as a car interior...

graeme4130

3,828 posts

181 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Looks like a 5yr old girls bedroom, but I have to applaud RR for doing it

X5TUU

11,939 posts

187 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Our 6mth olds nursery has similar over one of the walls but on an industrial grey background rather than the lighter colour, granted printed decals rather than hand painted lol

I like it, but not sure I could live with it on a car (oddly)

BlackPrince

1,271 posts

169 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Tuhao

an insulting Mandarin word to describe the nouveau riche

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-24677113

Here in Toronto, Canada, a very small minority of Chinese immigrants love to do up their cars like below. Admittedly not as ghastly as some of Bieber's stuff or in the ME but still a bit much imho especially when a Mercedes E350 has a matte purple wrap Somehow on a performance car it seems more acceptable, but on a family saloon its very tuhao


bobberz

1,832 posts

199 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Tuvra said:
X5TUU said:
Matt UK said:
Why focus the article on it being silk-lined and then show any picture relating to it?
Bit of a non-feature for me I'm afraid.
100% agree ... how totally barmy!
Came here to say exactly the same thing. How odd.
Haha, I also thought the same thing!

IMO, the Phantom is still one of the most wretched cars on the road. As I've said many times, if I wanted a box-shaped car with the drag coefficient of my house, I would buy an '80s Volvo!

It's a shame, as RRs used to have elegance and class. The modern Phantom certainly has presence, but has about as much elegance as an MMA fight and as much class as a Cheech and Chong movie. I know I may offend some on here, but I just don't see how a three-tonne brick can be described as elegant, classy, or beautiful, certainly when compared to their past work:







They've lost the plot, unfortunately.

Numeric

1,396 posts

151 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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I always found the styling challenging (especially the slab of metal on the rear bootlid) and I also hate the gaucheness of them, but then I see one in the right colour or get to sit in one and realise just how bloody marvelous they are compared with other cars I come into contact with.(comparison based on current vehicles bought for no more than £3k). From the carpets to the roof lining they are almost perfect mobile palaces!

So I really hate them but want one very much indeed!

Repent

358 posts

173 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Matt UK said:
Why focus the article on it being silk-lined and then show any picture relating to it?
Bit of a non-feature for me I'm afraid.
Happens quite often, a paragraph on a cars exhuast which isn't shown, something interesting about the interior... which isn't shown. I'm one of PH's biggest advocates but this gets a little ridiculous.

soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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NXXN said:




The fabric of the ultimate Phantom? The historical role played by silk as a symbol of regal and imperial power.

One-off commissions are making up an increasingly significant part of Rolls-Royce’s business, with 85% of its cars now commissioned with some level of bespoke content.