RE: Shed Of The Week: Volvo 850 T-5

RE: Shed Of The Week: Volvo 850 T-5

Friday 5th June 2015

Shed Of The Week: Volvo 850 T-5

A Shed staple this week, with the added appeal of a manual gearbox!



It's Shed's birthday today. Well, it was actually on Thursday if you want to be picky about it. At Shed's time of life, days don't really matter any more. Each one blends into the next in a boggy miasma of Bovril, broken beer bottles and bad memories of birthdays past.

Let's play Traffic Cops!
Let's play Traffic Cops!
Sifting disconsolately through the usual dispiriting bundle of grey M&S socks from her indoors, Shed has been ruminating on what his ideal birthday present might have been this time around. The ignition key to this Volvo T-5, perhaps. Tanklike build, bluff angular lines, algae-green flanks, the distinctive stench of burning rubber - but let's not waste time talking about Mrs Shed. Let's talk Volvo instead.

First we need to try and establish exactly what it is we've got here exactly. The vendor's ad mentions a T-5S, but that's not a model with which Shed is familiar. The T-5R of course we all know about. Its lairy performance (245hp and six seconds 0-60) radically repositioned Volvo's image and was instrumental in shoving Senators off police forces up and down the UK. It was ideal copper fare given that they didn't have to shell out for a new set of front tyres every 2,000 miles like private T-5R owners did.

Yes, the estate would be cooler. But it's£850
Yes, the estate would be cooler. But it's£850
Only 200 T-5Rs made it to the UK, but the straight 850 T-5 - which is what we'll assume this one is - seems like an even rarer bird now, if the interesting graphic in the ad is anything to go by. Even in standard 225hp trim the 'soft' 2.3 inline five will knock out a comfortable mid-7sec 0-60, depending to some extent on your stick-shuffling skills. Yes, it's the much sought-after manual. The current owner is presumably quite handy in this cog-swapping department judging by the performance claims in the ad spec. His numbers and the 250hp also mentioned are (we guess) based on the car's open exhaust and manual boost controller. Even without that manual controller you can more or less dial up your own T-5 power, up to a point at least, by getting under the bonnet and adjusting the waste gate actuator. This is straightforward and can't be messed up (famous last words) because the fuel supply is designed to shut off if you're a bit hyperactive on the winding. Just wind 'er back to the point where the fuel decides to come out and play again.

And the T-5's USP. 188K and going strong!
And the T-5's USP. 188K and going strong!
Before you do that you might want to check the state of the Mass Air Flow unit. Dirty MAFs will trigger the engine management light. Beyond that there are the usual easy remaps to apply and bigger turbos to bolt on. More performance is a simple question that money will equally simply answer. Later V70 brakes and a strut brace will tie things together on the road, with maybe a small suspension drop to boot. A good T-5 will handle surprisingly well and make a nice noise in the process. It will be less punishing on your back than a thin-tyred R. Volvo's famously comfy seats come between you and the road, which in the case of British roads is a very good thing.

Don't worry unduly about the mileage of this car: Ecurie Ecosse's thread here tells the heartwarming story of a T-5 that's still beating British blacktops into submission 200K miles in. There's no mention of air-con in the Shed ad. It probably had it from new but evaporator units conk out and cost a lot to fix.

Forget all that though and concentrate on what you're getting here: a quick and capable retro icon with a good maintenance record and just two owners on the V5. Even the £850 price is model-appropriate but you could probably chip some off that for the scabby wings.

Did someone say Le Mans barge?
Did someone say Le Mans barge?
There are some more interesting pics in the ad. A couple of them look like publicity shots for the next Sin City movie. The idea of plonking your motor in front of a few broken-down ones is quite clever when you think about it. Makes your car look good y'see. Well, that's the idea anyway. Those of us with no photographic genes in our makeup know full well that it will just look like a banger parked in front of some other bangers.

Still, Shed is interested in the concept of shooting his Shed in front of some old wrecks, and to that end has triple-ringed the date of an upcoming family wake in his diary.

Here is the ad.

1995 Volvo 854 T5 S
Manual Saloon (1 of 24 left in uk)
Green
MOT Sep 15
Half Leather Interior (immaculate)
2 Owners From New
188k
FSH
Oil Changed Every 3k
Clutch Cambelt Waterpump Done 20k ago
Fully Standard except Air Filter
Electric Windows
Heated Seats/Wingmirrors
Original Tape/Radio
2 keys and fobs
Full V5 in my name
HPI Clear

This car is very rare in this spec and condition. the first owner owned it from new and serviced it at every interval (shown in service booklet) and also carried out a routine oil change every 3k miles. i have also just changed the brake disks and pads (06/05/15) for mintex ones.
It could do with new wings as they are scabby but only cost around 20-30 quid apart from this it is in very good condition considering it is 20 years old.
The engine pulls like a train and is immaculate i cant fault this car for anything it has a Manual boost controller and the exhaust has been De-Catted.
it has good tires all round and a 5th alloy spare in the boot with original toolkit and all original booklets.
you will not find another one in this condition or spec
any questions then please ask.
the value on these are only going up!




 

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Scottie - NW

Original Poster:

1,284 posts

232 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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Always an enjoyable Friday morning read smile

2smoke

215 posts

110 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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A poor man's Polestar!? wink

Edited by 2smoke on Friday 5th June 09:46

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

254 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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Not a bad shed, but an estate would be even better.

The Don of Croy

5,975 posts

158 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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Apparently the first owner 'owned it from new' - that's always a plus.

Nice, nice shed.

mrtwisty

3,057 posts

164 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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Mr2Mike said:
Not a bad shed, but an estate would be even better.
I think I must be one of the only people on PH who prefers the saloon shape 850. There's just something about that three-box shape. I would imagine the saloon is a little less 'boomy' on the inside at speed also?

Great shed.

noell35

3,170 posts

147 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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£850 for an 850, makes sense.

pSyCoSiS

3,581 posts

204 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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Fantastic SOTW and nice to see a manual one.

I had an 850 T5 Estate in late 2013. Metallic burgundy, black leather, auto box and adjustable monroe suspension. All for £400!

Solid inside and everything worked at 225k miles. Lovely burble from the 5 pot and nippy enough, with plenty of torque steer.

pSyCoSiS

3,581 posts

204 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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noell35 said:
£850 for an 850, makes sense.
I wish you could get a BMW 850ci for £850!

MadDog1962

890 posts

161 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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Scottie - NW said:
Always an enjoyable Friday morning read smile
Absolutely, except it's "tea-time" beer when it appears where I'm reading it!

Always amazed at what you can pick up for a grand in the UK. This one seems a bit leggy in the mileage department, but if it can be made to last a year at this sort of money you're doing fine. I always liked this model. A friend of mine had one in the USA and loved it. Only problem was the price of tyres and vulnerability of the wheels to "rim rash".

J4CKO

41,286 posts

199 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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Fantastic cars, not perfect, pretty flawed in some ways but what a revelation when they came out, was like that geeky, speccy girl that nobody noticed at school that you then saw a few years later, still a bit geeky and speccy but suddenly, very desirable.

Can people stop referring to them as sheds now, all the makings of a future classic if it isnt already, they just arent around in the numbers they were and seem to be viewed as buy it cheap, crank the boost up until you kill it material, these were a seminal moment in Volvo history and massive at the time, we got used to big fast Volvos and they got fatter, uglier and more boring again, ok, people are saving the Custard yellow T5R's now but realistically there wasnt that much difference, I drove an auto one and it didnt feel any quicker as my manual T5 Estate, plus as was mentioned, with the odd tweak more is available anyway, even if the tyres cant cope as standard, the ride on the R was worse and someone had glued bits of a CoOp budget coffin to the dash. The normal T5 was more of a sleeper as well.


MrTree

139 posts

165 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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I'm the owner of this car and I am delighted to see it as SOTW, with regards to T-5S the S is the trim level such as SE GLT GLE and so on.

As for "the first owner owned it from new" he was given the car as a company vehicle and proceeded to purchase it when his company lease ran out, said previous owner is now a director of a railway company and owned this alongside some pretty impressive machinery but still maintained this to a near obsessive order (excluding the wings of course).

grumpy52

5,565 posts

165 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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In my opinion pound for pound 5 pot ovlovs are great value and fun .
Add a couple of hundred quid and you can really upset the baseball cap droopy kecks brigade .
I made the big mistake of selling my last 5 pot and bought a 5 series BMW ,what a slow thirsty pile of poo !
A coupe for me next, a bit of tweeking and 300+bhp and a torque curve to die for .

MrTree

139 posts

165 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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I'm the owner of this car and I am delighted to see it as SOTW, with regards to T-5S the S is the trim level such as SE GLT GLE and so on.

As for "the first owner owned it from new" he was given the car as a company vehicle and proceeded to purchase it when his company lease ran out, said previous owner is now a director of a railway company and owned this alongside some pretty impressive machinery but still maintained this to a near obsessive order (excluding the wings of course).

I also prefer the saloon over wagon and after owning both in my opinion the saloon handles better and also gets a bit more attention from "sleeper" enthusiasts

I appreciate the comments thanks.

LotusEspritTurbo

745 posts

254 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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I gave it 10/10. It's what shed is all about. Love it!

J4CKO

41,286 posts

199 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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MrTree said:
I'm the owner of this car and I am delighted to see it as SOTW, with regards to T-5S the S is the trim level such as SE GLT GLE and so on.

As for "the first owner owned it from new" he was given the car as a company vehicle and proceeded to purchase it when his company lease ran out, said previous owner is now a director of a railway company and owned this alongside some pretty impressive machinery but still maintained this to a near obsessive order (excluding the wings of course).

I also prefer the saloon over wagon and after owning both in my opinion the saloon handles better and also gets a bit more attention from "sleeper" enthusiasts

I appreciate the comments thanks.
Hate to say it but I think its too cheap really, and get rid of the weathered GB sticker and towbar, I think this has potential to to be a really mint example, 24 manual saloons left, cant imagine there are that many of all types, especially not as clean and honest as this one.




s m

23,164 posts

202 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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Article said said:
The T-5R of course we all know about. Its lairy performance (245hp and six seconds 0-60)
Are those figures from a test in the U.S. with a rolling start?

As standard they're not quick off the mark, forte seems to be in-gear

The smaller models seem to be quicker - S40 T5 has GT86 performance



Edited by s m on Friday 5th June 10:41

MrTree

139 posts

165 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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J4CKO said:
Hate to say it but I think its too cheap really, and get rid of the weathered GB sticker and towbar, I think this has potential to to be a really mint example, 24 manual saloons left, cant imagine there are that many of all types, especially not as clean and honest as this one.
I agree it is too cheap but they are slow sellers that's the only problem (I wouldn't be sellin if I wasn't moving abroad) and the GB sticker and tow bar has now gone

Matt_N

8,900 posts

201 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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The Don of Croy said:
Apparently the first owner 'owned it from new' - that's always a plus.
hehe

soad

32,829 posts

175 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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s m said:
Article said said:
The T-5R of course we all know about. Its lairy performance (245hp and six seconds 0-60)
Are those figures from a test in the U.S. with a rolling start?

As standard they're not quick off the mark, forte seems to be in-gear

The smaller models seem to be quicker - S40 T5 has GT86 performance
Are you talking about the T-5R? (The engine tuning was co-developed with Porsche).

vrooom

3,763 posts

266 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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i alway liked those but do those come with lsd? must be tiring to one tyre wheelspinning out of junctions on wet day.