RE: North Coast 500 in 24 hours

RE: North Coast 500 in 24 hours

Monday 10th August 2015

North Coast 500 in 24 hours

24 hours to drive an officially promoted 500-mile loop of the north coast of Scotland? Go on then...



The North Coast 500 is - clue in the name - a 500-mile loop around the north coast of Scotland. And proof that the simplest ideas are often the best, this one contrived in a meeting of the North Highland Initiative whose job it is to promote the best the region has to offer. How better than by simply encouraging people to drive around it?

A real man would have driven up...
A real man would have driven up...
Now, in the brainstorming session described to us they probably wanted visitors to take their time. Soak in the scenery. Indulge in the food and drink from the carefully selected shops, restaurants and cafes along the route. While away some time in hotels and guesthouses identified as breaking the journey into manageable chunks. Not attempt to get round it in 24 hours, having 'liberated' a new Mazda MX-5. But we like a challenge. And, come on, 500 miles in 24 hours. Can't be that hard, can it?

At John O'Groats I tap my destination of Inverness Airport into the nav. It puts my arrival time as half an hour after my plane home is due to depart. Ah.

But let's back-track a little.

Convoy assembled, time to hit the road
Convoy assembled, time to hit the road
Border crossing
I'll work on the basis that if you're reading this you're not a local and driving in Scotland is either a pleasurable novelty you're well aware of or something on the 'to-do' list. Here's a hint - bump it up to the top. Because if you haven't taken your car as far north on this island as you can without getting its wheels wet you really are missing a trick.

For Sassenach readers just try imagining your absolute favourite section of English road. It's probably just a few miles long, right? And no matter how early you get up the chances of getting a clear run at it are between slim and none. Imagine how it would feel if you knew there wasn't going to be anyone on it. And it went on for several hundred miles amid awe-inspiring scenery as breathtaking as you'll get anywhere on the planet.

Welcome to Scotland!

Not long out of Inverness and you're into this...
Not long out of Inverness and you're into this...
You could do the NC500 in an Ariel Atom with your bivvy bag lashed to the chassis tubes, dine on the midges between your teeth and lay your roll mat down on the road side when it all got too much. Or you could waft around in a Bentley Continental GT, stuffing your face with fine food and drink at regular intervals and staying at the various boutique hotels along the way. Both would be equally appealing in their own way.

My choice is the middle way in a new MX-5 purloined from Mazda's UK launch event based out of Inverness with our Matt joining in his GT86 (more on this in a standalone story) and mate Ben in his 964 Carrera 2. Both are waiting for me at Inverness airport as I land, grab myself a white 2.0-litre Sport Nav MX-5 and we hit the road. First stop is beside the Beauly Firth for photos, the Kessock Bridge that carries the A9 over the water making a fine backdrop while the adjacent sewerage works mean we're not inclined to linger to soak in the atmosphere.

Road less travelled ... about to be travelled
Road less travelled ... about to be travelled
Limbering up
The first few miles out of Inverness are, in the scheme of things, not especially inspiring. Standard A-roads with standard A-road traffic, albeit in already lush scenery. The official NC500 route takes the southern shore of the Beauly Firth but we opt for the A9 and northern side on the basis we need to get some miles under our belts. And by the time we get onto the A835 that runs north-west towards Ullapool (see map below or click the link here) things are taking a sudden turn for the desolate.

The quick way to Ullapool is to stay on the A835 but we're here for the scenic route and actually head south-east along the A382 and A890. Hugging the sides of lochs large and small with ominous grey clouds brooding over the hills either side the roads flow with the terrain. Sightlines are generous, traffic light and when bumbling camper vans or caravans are encountered the MX-5's 160hp is plenty to be dealing with them. I know, and there I was in the review saying it felt a little under endowed for overtaking... Barely 30 miles out of Inverness and already the drive is delivering on both the epic scenery and amazing roads front. And with the roof down you really get to soak it all in with the added bonus of comfortably outrunning the midges.

It's not just cars that need fuel...
It's not just cars that need fuel...
Halfway along Glen Carron we get our first bit of singletrack road. Now, if you've not driven in Scotland much this can come as a bit of a surprise. Typically bumpy and patchily surfaced you'll probably regret bringing that supercar but other than that they're less of a limitation than you might think. Passing places are plentiful, sightlines again are generous making it easy to spot traffic ahead and there are even signs reminding people to pull in and let faster traffic through. How very civilised.

Saying that we decide to give the iconic Applecross loop a miss in the name of making up a bit of time. It's famously stunning but we've got our eye on another similar coastal loop further north so stop for lunch at Torridon before rejoining a 'proper' road towards the invigoratingly bleak Gairloch. On the climb out you get the first sense of the coastal aspect of the route, the fractured, rugged coastline of western Scotland simply breathtaking in its scale.

Ullapool is a bustling metropolis in these parts
Ullapool is a bustling metropolis in these parts
Better late than never
With photographic faffing we are catastrophically late for the packed lunches arranged for us at the West Coast Deli in Ullapool but thankfully they're still in despite it being after closing. Phew. At the filling station we meet two PHers - Jonathan and Simon - in a rented Caterham looking a bit wide-eyed and wired. They have a table booked for a couple of hours further up the road and join us for the next stint which, even by the standards of what we've just driven, is incredible.

It's early evening by the time we part ways to take the Clachtoll loop we've promised ourselves instead of Applecross and the first section is absolutely deserted, fast, flowing and utterly inspirational. Then things get a bit tight and singletrack and though the beaches are stunning and the sense of hugging the coast is thrilling our pace slows to a crawl and the clock is ticking. Here the scattered whitewashed houses and farms have a real Scandinavian feel, black rock of the cliffs contrasting vividly with the white sand of the beaches. It genuinely feels like being in another country, a large 'Yes!' painted on the side of a house a reminder that some would like it to be.

Another food stop - spotting a pattern here?
Another food stop - spotting a pattern here?
The road drags a bit from a driving perspective though, now both tiring and slow thanks to the lack of visibility and constant concentration required. If you're doing the trip for the scenery and a chance to dip your toes in the sea it's great. If you're there for the driving probably best keeping to the big roads.

When we emerge onto the A894 there are raised arms and toots of the horn in celebration, the reward being the stunning sweep over the Kylesku Bridge and endless twists and turns over the rolling coastal topography towards Scourie. The final push towards our overnight at Durness is along more singletrack, this time open and well sighted and far less mentally exhausting than the Clachtoll loop. Two hazards present themselves, both white, both with a proprietary claim on the centre of the road and with similar capacity for reason. Namely white vans. And sheep. Neither are making any allowances for idiot tourists in sports cars... Further on I latch onto a local in an Isuzu pick-up, clipping along at a steady 50-60mph and definitely making progress. I think I see brake lights once in about 10 miles and am quite happy to dip into his local knowledge.

PHers in a rental Caterham - good way to do it!
PHers in a rental Caterham - good way to do it!
End of the road
Durness seems an appropriate place to stop, given we've run out of land. The quietly swanky MacKay's hotel looks appealing but we decide to save the cash and stay in their adjacent 'Lazy Crofter' bunkhouse instead, investing the savings in the hotel's very posh and utterly delicious breakfast the next morning. Full appreciation of which puts us seriously behind schedule for day two.

The coastal views on this section are incredible, the shoreline dotted with coves, cliffs and outcrops of rock into the sea. This'll be the 'north coast' bit then, though by Scrabster things are getting a little more rugged and bleak. By Dounreay nuclear power station we pass a warning sign for an adjacent police firing range - no need for speed cameras round here then...

And repeat ... and repeat ... and repeat
And repeat ... and repeat ... and repeat
John O'Groats is, in all honesty, a slight let-down of weathered guest houses and the odd little tea shop seemingly stuck in the 1950s. Not that I have time to linger. From Wick it's A9 all the way back to Inverness, the road hugging the coast most of the way and revealing a more open and verdant landscape than the rugged western side. There are castles jutting out from headlands and on the horizon the hulks of the oil rigs looming out of the water. The road dips and dives its way through coves but by this point it's getting busier and with the clock ticking things are getting a little squeaky cheeked.

For those with more time to spend there are attractions along this stretch, be they historic like Dunrobin Castle or culinary like the Storehouse of Foulis.

End of journey? Erm, not quite...
End of journey? Erm, not quite...
The final stretch of A9 into Inverness is enlivened by the near mile-long bridge over the Cromarty Firth but by now the holiday traffic and trucks combine to bring me back to reality of what 'normal' driving is like and my ETA is looking worryingly close to the departure of my flight back to Manchester.

A bit wired and windswept I chuck the keys to the Mazda back to the car prep team, leg it to the terminal and just about make it through check-in with a couple of minutes to spare. Phew.

So it can be done in 24 hours. And as a drive, an experience and an eye-opening demonstration of just how little of this island we appreciate from south of the border an experience to savour. But if you have the time to indulge a little more on what the route has to offer by all means take it. Definitely one for the automotive bucket list...


For the route, itineraries and information about things to see and do along the way check out the NorthCoast500 site. Follow the route here. With thanks to Claire and Tom at North Highland Initiative for their help.














   
   
   
   
   
   

 

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tubbyman

Original Poster:

4 posts

127 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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There are some awesome roads around that part of the country, its amazing to think these single track roads are A roads. I was fortunate enough to do the Ullapool to Torridon section on my honeymoon and the scenery was amazing. I was let down on the driving front by the 308 rental car I had that was shocking, oh and diesel!! Love to go back and do it in my e39 530 and properly enjoy it. There is a super posh hotel in Torridon if you need somewhere to stay and sweeten the deal with the missus or a camp site at poolewe right on the loch. I would also recommend the unique homestays property at poolewe, complete with hot tub, if you want your own space.

Baryonyx

17,990 posts

158 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Looks like a canny trip for motorbikes.

Dan Trent

1,866 posts

167 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Baryonyx said:
Looks like a canny trip for motorbikes.
It would be and popular with the ever present BMW GS brigade it would seem! That's the beauty of it - whatever vehicle you are in (diesel rentals perhaps pushing it!) you will have a blast!

Dan

Bottrill

17 posts

170 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Always wanted to do a Scotland drive, I've never been. With a few weeks off work, is this one of those grab the keys opportunities and enjoy...

tubbyman

Original Poster:

4 posts

127 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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There were 3 guys from the Porsche club of Great Britain doing bits of it when we were there, thoroughly enjoying themselves too.

JJM

468 posts

188 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Cannot recommend this trip enough, the roads and scenery are stunning.

Was great to bump into the team from PistonHeads!

Will post a few videos once I have a chance to edit my GoPro footage.

Mad Jock

1,272 posts

261 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Thanks for that. Now these great roads that we have quietly known about for years will be inundated with idiots trying to do the "loop" faster than the last idiot who declared a time. What has been a quiet and relatively trafpol free region will become a Mecca for any Bib with a laser gun or a camera van. They will be rubbing their greedy wee hands at the prospect of nailing a few Sassenach drivers.

I know that this is not a Pistonheads initiative, so you don't deserve all of the blame, but if you don't get this done soon, watch your speed later. Those who want to stay at the likes of the Torridon Hotel will probably be more circumspect, and necessarily loaded!

Enjoy the route, but don't spoil it for the rest of us.

vrsmxtb

2,002 posts

155 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Hah, mixed feelings about this loop getting popular as Mad Jock says above.

For those interested, see my 90+ page Highlands thread in the roads section. Absolutely stunning driving!

Itsallicanafford

2,759 posts

158 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Shame you missed applecross, the scallops in the applecross inn are something else...

This loop is now definitely on the list in my (25 year older!) white Mx5

vrsmxtb

2,002 posts

155 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Itsallicanafford said:
Shame you missed applecross, the scallops in the applecross inn are something else...

This loop is now definitely on the list in my (25 year older!) white Mx5
Mk1 Mx5 is the perfect car for this, small and nimble and you can wring its neck on the long straights and not actually be going too fast! Careful if it's lowered though, roads can be bumpy - I'm raising mine 10-20mm before I go again.

MadDog1962

890 posts

161 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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yes
As they used to say on Tiswas:

This is what we want! driving

Jabber Jibber

5 posts

143 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Seconded!

That drive following the GT86 ranks as the best one of the trip, cracking memories. And we made the dinner reservation too!

JJM said:
Cannot recommend this trip enough, the roads and scenery are stunning.

Was great to bump into the team from PistonHeads!

Will post a few videos once I have a chance to edit my GoPro footage.

bobtail4x4

3,701 posts

108 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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I once proposed a UK tour covering 7 bridges, start where you live, and cover tower bridge, humber bridge, sky bridge, forth road bridge and a few others including the severn.
intended to be done over a few days.

Wozy68

5,387 posts

169 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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What a load of toss. Why the hell would you want to spend hours getting all the way up to Jock land, for Police Scotland to give you a ticket and a ban for driving a bit quick on empty roads, which you will have to travel all the way back up to receive in front of the beak.

Instead, head to the south coast and grab a ferry for Spain and drive on better tarmac, less traffic and (for now at least) not a point on your UK licence if caught. Literally mile after mile of fantastic roads with none of the soppy brigade installing a camera or scamera van 'for our own safety'.

Do it once, I guarantee you'll do it again, and the thought of Scotland and the drag all the way up the M6 or M1 will be just a bad memory.

Djdan

570 posts

147 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Doing this on saturday/sunday, wish id have done it last week before it was all over the automotive news, anyway cant wait!

Baryonyx

17,990 posts

158 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Wozy68 said:
Instead, head to the south coast and grab a ferry for Spain and drive on better tarmac, less traffic and (for now at least) not a point on your UK licence if caught. Literally mile after mile of fantastic roads with none of the soppy brigade installing a camera or scamera van 'for our own safety'.

Isn't this about to change though, and the EU will start chasing drivers over borders for fines?


As nice as the route is, the Scottish police are known for being humourless. In this country, speeding will likely see you get off with a telling off or a disapproving looking from the rarely seen police officer. They dish out tickets for fun in Scotland. Not to say there aren't some nice roads, there are. From North Yorkshire, though Cumbria and Northumberland into Scotland, you'll find the best roads in this country.

Gandahar

9,600 posts

127 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Thanks Dan, excellent read.

Love it up there. First went up there in the 80's in the back of a Ford Transit mini bus when at college doing geology degree. Took us 13 hours to get to Bettyhill from London. For a young man it was another world and I loved it. Dolphins in the sea, dead seal on the beach, my lecturer getting beaten up by 3 Glaswegian fishermen. They also beat up a young lady also, too much scotch I guess. But it shows how wild it was.

Been up there a couple of times since. You seem to drive all day and don't actually go that far as the crow flies, but it's just so fecking epic. Everything is epic. The view, the roads, the wildlife and and the people. And when you sit on the beach up there and look north you really look north, next land is past the North pole and is Russia on the other side of the planet.

That's quite cool.

Best car to do it in? Only one choice







Edited by Gandahar on Sunday 9th August 17:33

Djdan

570 posts

147 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Gandahar said:
Thanks Dan, excellent read.

Love it up there. First went up there in the 80's in the back of a Ford Transit mini bus when at college doing geology degree. Took us 13 hours to get to Bettyhill from London. For a young man it was another world and I loved it. Dolphins in the sea, dead seal on the beach, my lecturer getting beaten up by 3 Glaswegian fishermen. They also beat up a young lady also, too much scotch I guess. But it shows how wild it was.

Been up there a couple of times since. You seem to drive all day and don't actually go that far as the crow flies, but it's just so fecking epic. Everything is epic. The view, the roads, the wildlife and and the people. And when you sit on the beach up there and look north you really look north, next land is past the North pole and is Russia on the other side of the planet.

That's quite cool.

Best car to do it in? Only one choice







Edited by Gandahar on Sunday 9th August 17:33
Am doing it in a Tuscan S (The delinquent Griff).

Gandahar

9,600 posts

127 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Djdan said:
Gandahar said:
Thanks Dan, excellent read.

Love it up there. First went up there in the 80's in the back of a Ford Transit mini bus when at college doing geology degree. Took us 13 hours to get to Bettyhill from London. For a young man it was another world and I loved it. Dolphins in the sea, dead seal on the beach, my lecturer getting beaten up by 3 Glaswegian fishermen. They also beat up a young lady also, too much scotch I guess. But it shows how wild it was.

Been up there a couple of times since. You seem to drive all day and don't actually go that far as the crow flies, but it's just so fecking epic. Everything is epic. The view, the roads, the wildlife and and the people. And when you sit on the beach up there and look north you really look north, next land is past the North pole and is Russia on the other side of the planet.

That's quite cool.

Best car to do it in? Only one choice







Edited by Gandahar on Sunday 9th August 17:33
Am doing it in a Tuscan S (The delinquent Griff).
You'll have a great time. Quite jealous.

sad61t

1,100 posts

209 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Just created this route in Strava, and it came up with 33:24:33 to complete 501.4 miles (though I think there's some extra wiggles from the route mapping that I've missed at large scale) and 35,475 ft elevation gain. The climb out of Applecross looks interesting.
Clearly need to improve my fitness...

http://www.strava.com/routes/3040562

Possible in 24 hours on a bicycle?