Theresa May - the facts
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Theresa is James May's twin sister.
She uses a time machine to go back to the 70s to have her hair done.
She is very interested in breeding dalmatians.
She doesn't allow her husband to keep rotting garlic in her underwear in direct contravention of EU regs.
She has a personalised coven.
She likes to see her picture in the papers.
She is planning to get Hello magazine to do an exclusive of her luxury life in No 10.
She owns a talking mirror.
She can send an entire kingdom to sleep for 100 years.
She cut the heads of her Barbies for being disloyal and plans to do this to Cabinet colleagues with questionable loyalty.
She is looking forward to sharing her recipe for broccoli flan with the Queen.
It will be mandatory to follow her on twitter.
She is mortally afraid of pantomime.
She took up politics after her plans to present Blue Peter were thwarted.
She doesn't have a collection of 18th Century torture instruments.They are from the 17th Century.
She believes everything she reads on the internet as long as it agrees with her views.
Miss Piggy is her childhood heroine.
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She uses a time machine to go back to the 70s to have her hair done.
She is very interested in breeding dalmatians.
She doesn't allow her husband to keep rotting garlic in her underwear in direct contravention of EU regs.
She has a personalised coven.
She likes to see her picture in the papers.
She is planning to get Hello magazine to do an exclusive of her luxury life in No 10.
She owns a talking mirror.
She can send an entire kingdom to sleep for 100 years.
She cut the heads of her Barbies for being disloyal and plans to do this to Cabinet colleagues with questionable loyalty.
She is looking forward to sharing her recipe for broccoli flan with the Queen.
It will be mandatory to follow her on twitter.
She is mortally afraid of pantomime.
She took up politics after her plans to present Blue Peter were thwarted.
She doesn't have a collection of 18th Century torture instruments.They are from the 17th Century.
She believes everything she reads on the internet as long as it agrees with her views.
Miss Piggy is her childhood heroine.
Add more.
She has webbed feet.
She was born a male and was originally called Terence.
She has hairy shoulders.
She once consulted a Witch Doctor over the hard skin on her elbows.
She's a qualified Aston Martin technician and machines unobtainable transmission parts in her spare bedroom.
She was born a male and was originally called Terence.
She has hairy shoulders.
She once consulted a Witch Doctor over the hard skin on her elbows.
She's a qualified Aston Martin technician and machines unobtainable transmission parts in her spare bedroom.
Edited by jonesof63 on Monday 11th July 13:54
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