Farting in Bed
Discussion
I do.
I get a right bollocking for it (if Mrs Vitesse catches me).
I even get a bollocking if I raise the covers and fart out the side of the bed.
We both belch, Mrs Vitesse is better than me, her excuse is that she does it so she can say the 'Pardon me for being so rude...' thing to our 8 month daughter, (even when daughter is upstairs in bed )
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