Stinking diesels.

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21,189 posts

247 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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According to the motoring press modern diesels are clean and efficient but I've been behind more stinkers recently than you can count. Every make of car seems to be guilty with Audis, Peugeots, Fords, and the rest either belching clouds of black smoke under acceleration or just stinking like filth when they're in front of you. There should be an agreed sign that can be waved to diesel drivers when their cars smoke/stink so they have to get to the dealer for a new car.

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

230 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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When I floor it, my Golf is an almighty smoker, at only 9 months old. But then again, not many can keep up with me to suffer the effects. Fairly clean while M-waying it.

eek

18 posts

223 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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The fuel smells, the smoke smells.
Oily messy and bloody slippery.
Fuel for the cheap skates and veggies.
They say it saves the planet, but I say it kills people by stopping them breath and throwing them off bikes.
Get rid of the stuff and pay for proper fuel!

heebeegeetee

28,776 posts

249 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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eek said:

Fuel for the cheap skates and veggies.


The fuel costs more and the cars (usually) cost more, so how do you work that out?

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

230 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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eek said:
The fuel smells, the smoke smells.
Oily messy and bloody slippery.
Fuel for the cheap skates and veggies.
They say it saves the planet, but I say it kills people by stopping them breath and throwing them off bikes.
Get rid of the stuff and pay for proper fuel!


As does petrol.
Get the chav to pump it for you.
Company car, it's free.
I've never heard of a fuel saving anything never mind the planet.
Why does a diesel throw people off bikes? Or does everyone who breathe cycle?
It is proper fuel.

grahamw48

9,944 posts

239 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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They just clear their lungs when joining the motorway or whatever.
Only lasts a few seconds.
Great for for the pillocks who are driving right up your chuff though.

R988

7,495 posts

230 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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up-the-dubs said:
eek said:
The fuel smells, the smoke smells.
Oily messy and bloody slippery.
Fuel for the cheap skates and veggies.
They say it saves the planet, but I say it kills people by stopping them breath and throwing them off bikes.
Get rid of the stuff and pay for proper fuel!


As does petrol.
Get the chav to pump it for you.
Company car, it's free.
I've never heard of a fuel saving anything never mind the planet.
Why does a diesel throw people off bikes? Or does everyone who breathe cycle?
It is proper fuel.



Diesel is deposited on the road when diesel vehicles accelerate, diesel is very slippery (being oil based I suppose) so very hazardous to motorcyclists, especially when it's rained for the first time in ages

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

230 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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R988 said:

Diesel is deposited on the road when diesel vehicles accelerate, diesel is very slippery (being oil based I suppose) so very hazardous to motorcyclists, especially when it's rained for the first time in ages


That sounds reasonable enough. As a cyclist(mtb), not a motorbiker, I'd never notice. Always wondered how the roads just got slippy! It can't just be from diesels though, can it?

>> Edited by up-the-dubs on Wednesday 9th November 00:44

xiphias

5,888 posts

228 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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Diesels do need a good blowing out now and then. Due to torque, I've never had to take a diesel to the redline to get it to really shift, so I suppose it builds up more. Don't tell me you've never come across a stinky petrol? And just because you can't see what it's putting out...

Buffalo

5,435 posts

255 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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Actually most modern diesels smoke heavily on harsh acceleration due to the heavy right-footed yokies behind the wheel!

If you dump the throttle on a forced induction car the mixture leans right off (which is dangerous in its own right if a high boost is run), but it takes time for the motor to recover and spool up to generate the power, i.e. turbo lag. To get around this most cars are programmed via the ECU to over-richen the mixture (i.e. dump fuel at the intakes) whenever WOT is used (floored throttle). This partially alleviates the problem and gets around turbo lag (also helped by smaller, lighter pressure turbos these days) but as the cylinders are flooded, much of the fuel gets lost through poor combustion, hence the clags of smoke.

You'll notice that if you drive like this quite a bit your fuel consumption goes way down too...

A progressive flooring of the throttle, in tune with the engines acceleration, will result in less fuel dumping (and less snoking) and 'as quick' acceleration. It is generally the better for your engine too. It also fits better with the roadcraft style of planning your moves ahead and feeding in power deftly but smoothly... But then we all knew that anyway right!

dilbert

7,741 posts

232 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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I reckon that people have realised that Diesels run on just about anything. Fuel prices have become so high. The only logical conclusion is that the larger proportion of the population is mulching old boots, dead animals, fallen leaf matter, you get the idea.....

It explains the smoke anyway.

All I can say is that if you know anyone with a diesel, you want to be careful. I've even heard of people killing off their friends, just so that they can join the congestion, with a "day follows night" commuter regularity.

Trooper2

6,676 posts

232 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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If a modern Diesel is smoking anytime other than WOT it needs a tune up.

eccles

13,740 posts

223 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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i think the petrol sierra i was behind yesterday was practising to be in the red arrows the ammount of blue smoke it was putting out!....but i guess that acceptable because its a petrol car.

Raify

6,552 posts

249 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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R988 said:
.....Diesel is deposited on the road when diesel vehicles accelerate....


Really? Do all diesels have fuel leaks then? blimey!

lockup

383 posts

243 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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R988 said:
Diesel is deposited on the road when diesel vehicles accelerate...


Mostly, diesel is deposited on the road when trucks with over-filled tanks go round roundabouts. That is scary on a bike!

nelly1

5,630 posts

232 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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We've just started dyno. testing the next generation of diesels with DPF (Diesel Pariculate Filters).
At first we thought our smokemeters had stopped working as the smoke was so low (usual readings about 2-3FSN now 0.005-0.01 ). Turns out they were working correctly!

...not sure how much smoke will occur during DPF regeneration, but impressive nonetheless...

SS2.

14,465 posts

239 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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nelly1 said:
We've just started dyno. testing the next generation of diesels with DPF (Diesel Pariculate Filters).
At first we thought our smokemeters had stopped working as the smoke was so low (usual readings about 2-3FSN now 0.005-0.01 ). Turns out they were working correctly!

...not sure how much smoke will occur during DPF regeneration, but impressive nonetheless...

I've got the 150bhp Saab 9-3 diesel which is Euro IV compliant (as clean as they come) and is fitted with these filters. It does not smoke on start up. Nor does it smoke (at all) under hard acceleration. As has been stated earlier, a smoky modern diesel needs sorting - probably gummed injectors or the like.

juliann

400 posts

237 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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nelly1 said:
We've just started dyno. testing the next generation of diesels with DPF (Diesel Pariculate Filters).
At first we thought our smokemeters had stopped working as the smoke was so low (usual readings about 2-3FSN now 0.005-0.01 ). Turns out they were working correctly!

...not sure how much smoke will occur during DPF regeneration, but impressive nonetheless...


My 535d has a particle filter and never smokes - the govt doesn't seem to (or doesn't want to) recognise the benefits of these yet as the car is taxed just like any other diesel which provides little incentive for manufacturers to keep developing them

TypeR

1,123 posts

240 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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lockup said:
R988 said:
Diesel is deposited on the road when diesel vehicles accelerate...


Mostly, diesel is deposited on the road when trucks with over-filled tanks go round roundabouts. That is scary on a bike!


Many HGV's have their tanks brimmed right to the top, so often the fuel can leak out via the fuel cap and onto the road, especially on roundabouts.
Check out this site to see how widespread and lethal this problem can be.
http://darrenbourne.co.uk/killspills/

nelly1

5,630 posts

232 months

Wednesday 9th November 2005
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juliann said:

My 535d has a particle filter and never smokes - the govt doesn't seem to (or doesn't want to) recognise the benefits of these yet as the car is taxed just like any other diesel which provides little incentive for manufacturers to keep developing them


Firstly, do you really think the Gov. gives a toss? They just rub their hands because cars with DPFs cost more, ergo they collect more tax.

Secondly, manufacturers don't have a choice as it's a Euro Directive.

I reckon those who make the regs. might have done themselves out of a job though.
How do you improve on zero smoke?!?!?