Crappest website ever?

[JonRB]

An acquaintance asked me to comment on the following website.

This friend has paid good money to a "web designer" (sic) for this and in my opinion she's been completely ripped off.

LINK DELETED

Dialup users beware because the useless "web designer" has chucked a 3 megabyte image on the index page, the idiot.

I think this could possibly be the worst website I've ever seen.

Edit: Due to complaints from the web site owner this and other posts throughout the thread have been edited / censored. Sorry folks.

Edited by JonRB on Thursday 17th August 17:06

[GreenV8S]

Yes it's cr@p.

[speedychrissie]

JonRB said:

Dialup users beware because the total fwit "web designer" has chucked a 3 megabyte image on the index page, the tw@t.

how on earth did they manage to make a 500x350 picture 3Mg that is crazy!

[UKBob]

Send her to me. Although she probably wont want to fork out again...

The 3 meg image is a joke.

[stigproducts]

Why the huge gap between aforementioned image and text at the bottom!!!

Not "satisfactory quality"; small claims court, =refund (or don't pay?)

[Marki]

Poor ,,, very poor .

[Balmoral Green]

Bloody Hell, I just ordered eight mega cushions this afternoon, you could have had my business.

[pmanson]

Yikes! That makes me feel better about some of the sites i've done! (and i'm not a web designer!)


It looks like a "home made" site rather than a professional one.

[_VTEC_]

Oh dear god that's shoddy. If someone payed me to do that I doubt I would be able to get any sleep the same night.

[crmcatee]

But it's been done in Netobjects so it must be professional.

Note : If it was professional he would have removed the logo of simple tool he used to make the site.

Nice cushions though..

[TheDarkSide]

I'll get back to you when the picture's finished loading...






And I'm on broadband.

[JonRB]

speedychrissie said:

how on earth did they manage to make a 500x350 picture 3Mg that is crazy!

They didn't. It's 2592x1944 whose H and V params have been set to 500x350 - so not only are you having to download a HUGE file but then you're relying on whatever crappy downsizing algorithm your browser has.

[Kinky]

Wow - that is really pants !

Jon - just sent you a mail.

K

[simpo two]

And it's a JPG! I was expecting a bitmap...

I'm still trying to figure out those button rollovers.

How much did/will it cost?

[egomeister]

Yep, it's the crappest website ever.

Is it finished yet or is there more to come?!

[Polarbert]

Thats pants. I could do better with a couple of hours on dreamweaver. And I'm rubbish at making websites.

[FourWheelDrift]

It's garbage.

Print off this thread and get her to send it to the web "designer" (used in the loosest possible sense).

[king arthur]

Dreamweaver? I could do better in a couple of hours with Notepad.

[UncleDave]

HA!

If you think that is bad.. have a look at this stroke of genius..

www.itwizard4u.co.uk/

HE CLAIMS TO BE A DESIGNER!!