Re: Lumma Cayenne
Re: Lumma Cayenne
Wednesday 3rd May 2006

Lumma Cayenne

Distinctive new bodykit for Cayenne


It's the Marmite car of the Porsche range. The Cayenne provokes extreme reactions from those that hate it's 911 on stilts looks and receives great praise from those that have driven them.

If you're in the "I love 'em" camp, then there's a new bodykit out designed to give the 4x4 a more aggressive look.

It's not subtle is it...?
It's not subtle is it...?

Launched last week by Lumma Design, the new kit certainly sets the car apart from the smoother original.

"Ex factory, this vehicle just looks too smart and neat," says Horst Lumma. That was one of the reasons why the designer, along with his brother and model construction engineer, Andreas Lumma developed the new body kit, the "CLR 400 GT."

Perfect for the School Run...
Perfect for the School Run...

It comprises a front spoiler bumper with double headlights, a rear spoiler with diffuser, side skirts, front and rear enlargements, door panels below, a three-part front grill and the Lumma emblem. A sporty look bonnet with venting slots, a roof-edge spoiler with a tear-off edge, headlight eyebrows and double- output exhaust valves are also part of the offer.

"For those, who feel that the Cayenne appears to be meek even after ourinnovations, we've got some more technical extras", Andreas Lumma proudly declared.

These include lower suspension and alterations to the turbo. The latter promises 470bhp and 470 lb-ft of toreque from the 4.5 litre V8 engine.

Anyone bold enough to buy the kit will need deep pockets. The body conversion costs around 22,000 Euros. The height-adjustable chassis and the special wheels (10x22 - 295/30-22) add around 12,000 Euros to the price. And the turbo changes amount to a further 20,000 Euros.

"But then you have a Cayenne, of which there are only a handful in the whole world", said Horst Lumma.

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runnersp

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1,061 posts

248 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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What is IMHO already not the prettiest vehicle (to call it a car would be stretching it) has now been beaten several thousand times with an even stouter ugly stick than the one which was used at the factory. What a mess!

paulie-mafia

3,321 posts

251 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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LOL, I honestly didn't think they could make it any uglier! Well done guys!

off_again

13,917 posts

262 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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Argh, my eyes.... all I see is hurting my eyes......

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

258 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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Horst Lumma said:
"Ex factory, this vehicle just looks too smart and neat,"



Erm, has he been looking at the same Cayenne as me?

dan_swin

227 posts

250 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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mmmmmmmmm, chavtastic

police state

4,353 posts

248 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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was one of the reasons why the designer, along with his brother and model construction engineer, Andreas Lumma developed the new body kit, the "CLR 400 GT."


'Designer'??? He should be nicked under the 'trades description act'

Now it looks like a Chrysler Voyager bumped into a Land Rover Discovery and finally spun into a Rav 4

it truly beggers belief...

HUGE

1,138 posts

312 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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Nearly saw my dinner again......

White_van_man

3,848 posts

277 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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225

1,331 posts

254 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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People get paid to design shite like that, it beggars beleif.

cyberface

12,214 posts

285 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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Ugly and with the level of aggressiveness associated with inbred shaven-headed morons, I think the car will speak volumes about anyone who chooses to drive one...

R988

7,495 posts

257 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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That really is appallingly bad 'design' (I use the term loosely)

leonski

107 posts

247 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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what a load of old pants, the phrase "polishing a turd" comes to mind.

Bodo

12,559 posts

294 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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Anyone else thinks 'OXO' would be an appropriate name for the 'zorst system?

The Londoner

3,964 posts

266 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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225 said:
People get paid to design shite like that, it beggars beleif.


No, what beggars belief is that there is a market for it. Oh hang on, Germans, drug dealers, footballers, gangsta rappers (whatever they area), pimps, oil sheikhs . . .

Right, pass the pencils, I'm going into accessory designing

FourWheelDrift

92,168 posts

312 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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coming soon to a Premiership Football ground near you.

Witchfinder

6,383 posts

280 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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Utterly ghastly.

paultje

1,042 posts

267 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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PORSHE LOVERS LOOK AWAY NOW!!

OllyOllyOlly

22 posts

243 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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I'm not going to comment on the looks...actually yes I am: they are fugly. Anyway, squint at the second picture and it looks just like a the new Mini Cooper! As ugly as my mother in law.

chrisbr68

5,500 posts

276 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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What a SHED!!!

little RZD

400 posts

267 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2006
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Is it me or is the TechArt version extremely similar?