Phrases not to post on Pistonheads..

[blindswelledrat]

Looking over a few old (and new) threads lately made me laugh about how instantly someone can lose all credibility and become an object of ceaseless ridicule forever more on this forum
Ones that spring to mind (paraphrased):

"Been there done that: 15 blokes and my bird"
"So I thought I might buy her this lovely glass ornament" (Sorry Vixpy)
"I discovered that by cadence clutching I could attain speeds of 79 miles per hour".
"I quite fancy buying this Samurai Sword.."

Any others that spring to mind?

[Dakkon]

I suspect my cleaner?

[emenel]

n e fing in txt spk.

[blindswelledrat]

Dakkon said:

I suspect my cleaner?

I think you're missing the point slightly. Thats just a long thread.

[carrera2]

Can I sue?


Courtesy Big Cheese.

Edited by carrera2 on Wednesday 3rd January 15:09

[dougc]

Does anyone have any London restaurant recommendations?

[BossCerbera]

Oxo Tower (sorry Vixpy, again)
How do aeroplanes take off

[blindswelledrat]

emenel said:

n e fing in txt spk.

I wuz gonna menshun tht but ppl who do it neva last more thn 1 post

[limegreennutter]

Anything involving a conveyor belt

[spokey]

Speed kills?

[blindswelledrat]

limegreennutter said:

Anything involving a conveyor belt

Brave. Very brave.

[emenel]

blindswelledrat said:

emenel said:

n e fing in txt spk.

I wuz gonna menshun tht but ppl who do it neva last more thn 1 post

Oh sh!t.

[sleep envy]

blindswelledrat said:

limegreennutter said:

Anything involving a conveyor belt

Brave. Very brave.

[Podie]

TVR's are unreliable...

[Fidgits]

"can we just leave it now"

red rag to a bull that one is!

[BossCerbera]

Speed Six

[GregE240]

That your dad owns a McLaren F1.

Any vague assertion that you were an extra in "Roadhouse".

Seeking advice for a TVR Tuscan that someone dumped on your land.

[krusty]

"Raise the bar"

[havoc]

sleep envy said:

blindswelledrat said:

limegreennutter said:

Anything involving a conveyor belt

Brave. Very brave.

Subtle link there...I like it!!!

[nic jones]

'I drive a formula 1 car'