The Ultimate Machine

[ducatidesmo]

Streetwolf; You would hardly notice that this Beast was based on an 80's supermachine. This has many modifications, some of which I shall just glance over
A-Bodywork which is bulletproof
B-A highly sophisticated Electronic dash
c-A high output motor aided by NOS
D-Aerodynamic light fitting
E-weapons systems
F-Highly sophisticated bodywork construction.
G-highly advanced tyre technology
H-8th Lowest drag co. ever recorded on a motorcycle
I-Highly advanced frame design.
J-Lightweight construction
K-Top speed est. at 200MPH but with hyperthrust it is estimated to be 255mph approx
L-Highly advanced exhaust technology with A middle hyperthrust exhaust and two standard ones either suide of it.
M-Highly advanced suspension technology developed especially for this bike by OHLINS at a huge cost.
O-This bike was designed by one of the top design houses in the world.
Police forces around the world have contacted me about this, if I can reduce the cost by 20% you will see these all over the globe acting as bikes for the police and military.
It was always a dream of mine to produce a modern day Streethawk(Starred in an 80's action TV serial of the same name)and now I have. This was Streethawk:

Are you ready to see Streetwolf?
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Here it is in all its glory, STREETWOLF!;








What do you think

[rich 36]

Your baby represents the cutting edge of crime fighting? hardware

Are they Chaff canons moulded so seamlessly into Rsend



TBH it looks fast standing still

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

Your baby represents the cutting edge of crime fighting? hardware

Are they Chaff canons moulded so seamlessly into Rsend



TBH it looks fast standing still

It does represent the cutting edge, A burglar would stop in his tracks if he ever saw this coming his way.
No at the rear you have the Hyperthrust exhaust in the middle and then 2 exhausts either side, the weapons are wher the headlight used to be, A huge flame comes out of the hyperthrust exhaust when you reach over 200MPH, the handling is mainly controlled by a computer, the bike can also drive itself if the situation ever arises. We took that technology out of KITT when he was taken apart.
I know it is stunning, I will never part with her, It will promote some jealousy at the bikrer meets anyway. I may enter it into a custom bike show.
Thanks for the comments, she is my P&J.

[ducatidesmo]

Ther is an automated machine gun beside the weapons display, here it is in the up position:

[Sporting Bear]

I think you've just broken the Official Secrets Act

Thanks to you enemies of our state have been forwarned

[rich 36]

Particulary drawn to the cleverly concealed HUD
I'm guessing (smugly guffaws here)
its a restricted view youve issued here
and that at its debut in Fifty years time in accordance
with the 50 year disclosure act

I'll be proved right as usual





RIGHT



is there a variation A la Humvie'

to furnish the jet-set of Monaco available,


or will they hunger for awhile yet?

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

Particulary drawn to the cleverly concealed HUD
I'm guessing (smugly guffaws here)
its a restricted view youve issued here
and that at its debut in Fifty years time in accordance
with the 50 year disclosure act

I'll be proved right as usual





RIGHT



is there a variation A la Humvie'

to furnish the jet-set of Monaco available,


or will they hunger for awhile yet?

It goes under the 100 year disclosure act because it is so advanced, I am working on a civi version but that will only do about 210MPH and wont be able to drive itself as that is highly advanced technology, should retail for about 500k. The HUD display opens up to a bigger screen when needed. From here you are all on a need to know basis and at the moment, you dont need to know.
We will be setting up a website:
www.Ifitistopsecretweknowaboutit.c

Edited by ducatidesmo on Saturday 24th March 18:50

[rich 36]

And rubber is in production I take it
to allow this performance

If I might make a TEENY suggestion,

A billet of pure masgnesium at each end in a roundular shape would


A; eliminate the need for bullet intrusive phneumaticism
B: also allow further adhesive adornments of the

'Pistonheads cardboard matters' variety

available from shop (modestly priced to sell)

[ducatidesmo]

The tyres are made by Yokostone(yokohama came together with bridgestone to create it)they are called the SUPER-DUPER COBRA.
I see what you mean about the magnesium but we used Boranium12 to counter effect the Highstone force wherein the rotundular shape is not balanced by the hypernism ceebism but by this method we have ruled out the above and we now create The Heidelberg force because it goes so fast it catches fire, we are developing flame resistent paper to cover the bike in so it doesnt catch fire.
I really dont like what you are saying about the cardboard, this project has taken years of my life and $$$ and I havent come this far to make the bike look cheap and tacky. We are a proper enterprise working out of my shed.
I challenge ANYONE to a race.

[rich 36]

Pleas indulge me
I'm in no way an expert in my chosen field like what you are
gubment' man

I digress,
and draw your attention to superhero transport
elsewhere.



but more importantly, is there a medical condition
relating your apparently chicken spindly legs

exhibit A





Furthermore, are you in fact,

Jamiroquai the cat with the hat

Edited by rich 36 on Saturday 24th March 19:28

[chedder]

How does it counteract the turbulance at speed from the Bernoille effect?

[rich 36]

With a slight bias adjusted to the guidance controls
on disembarkation on whichever side of the equator its deployed!

That is plughole drainage right...footnote]

Edited by rich 36 on Saturday 24th March 19:25

[ducatidesmo]

You do realise insulting a federal project is a criminal offense, expect a visit from the Men in Black

[ducatidesmo]

chedder said:

How does it counteract the turbulance at speed from the Bernoille effect?

It creates the turboil latno effect becuse of the shape of the bodywork which counteracts with the Bernoille effect and reduces drag.

Edited by ducatidesmo on Saturday 24th March 19:27

[rich 36]

Will it run on Tesco/Morrison fuel


or has it been mapped to avigas spec
for extra pursuit capabilties






like mine

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

Will it run on Tesco/Morrison fuel


or has it been mapped to avigas spec
for extra pursuit capabilties






like mine

She only runs on the best fuel, we have vast stocks of Lidl performance fuel. Like I said before Hyperthrust is activated when the beast goes over 200MPH and rockets it to 255mph, that is the extra capability.

[rich 36]

Soooo no correlation between your liberal speed claims
and the great Fart-fest thread elsewhere





just me then

[chedder]

rich 36 said:

With a slight bias adjusted to the guidance controls
on disembarkation on whichever side of the equator its deployed!

That is plughole drainage right...footnote]

Edited by rich 36 on Saturday 24th March 19:25

Ground effect aero-dynamics= sucks it closer to the road, with that nose spoiler!

[rich 36]

Theres likely a NASA trade off,

he gives them such & such on the cardboard angle

they slip him a few launches on the 'QT' down the range
when its quiet.

(thursday early)

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

Theres likely a NASA trade off,

he gives them such & such on the cardboard angle

they slip him a few launches on the 'QT' down the range
when its quiet.

(thursday early)

Streetwolf Mk2 In production BTW and yes you are right about Nasa. I am taking her to santa Pod this year to show people what the Mk1 is made of then they will be in awe of the MK2.