Foods that make you fart
Discussion
There was a 'true' story in Private Eye a few years ago about a man who lived in Cairo and subsisted on a diet of cabbage and beans, one hot night he managed to fart himself to death (asphyxiation), the fireman who broke down the door to his room had to be hospitalised, so I'd nominate those two foods.
Beer.
Crisps - most flavours
Chips.
Chilli.
Foreign food.
Sausages.
Roast potatoes.
Swede.
Red wine.
Pasties.
Grapefruit juice.
Peppers.
Onion.
Onion again.
Pasta.
Garlic.
Plums.
HobNobs.
Toast and honey.
Garlic.
Chicken.
Gravy.
Leftovers - of anything.
Jumbalaya.
Celery.
Beef stew.
Burgers.
Anything eaten in a pub.
Peanut butter.
Satsumas.
Hula Hoops.
Custard Creams.
That's most of them. My wife is quite complainy about it.
Crisps - most flavours
Chips.
Chilli.
Foreign food.
Sausages.
Roast potatoes.
Swede.
Red wine.
Pasties.
Grapefruit juice.
Peppers.
Onion.
Onion again.
Pasta.
Garlic.
Plums.
HobNobs.
Toast and honey.
Garlic.
Chicken.
Gravy.
Leftovers - of anything.
Jumbalaya.
Celery.
Beef stew.
Burgers.
Anything eaten in a pub.
Peanut butter.
Satsumas.
Hula Hoops.
Custard Creams.
That's most of them. My wife is quite complainy about it.
Curry - particularly if a good helping of onion bhajees and several beers is included. Made the mistake of this combination last night before getting on a 'plane this morning. The pressure change just made it worse. Went to the loo and giggled during the hovercraft perfomance.
Real ale - the treacley, morning after wind following a CAMRA beer festival can make large rooms unusable for extended periods of time.
Spicey mexican food with lots of onions and peppers. Impressive but can be painful, watch out for the jalopenos or you might end up needing a Zoom ice lolly for comfort...
Real ale - the treacley, morning after wind following a CAMRA beer festival can make large rooms unusable for extended periods of time.
Spicey mexican food with lots of onions and peppers. Impressive but can be painful, watch out for the jalopenos or you might end up needing a Zoom ice lolly for comfort...
Curry
Chilli
Fish
Chicken
Turkey
Beef Steak
Beans
Onions
Sausages
Real Ale (Deadly after a few pints of RA)
Cider
The mighty drunken Kebab, although I fear that may be a foul concoction of Real Ale, shit quality meat used in a Kebab and the copious amounts of chili sauce blathered upon the glistening heart attack in a pitta
Chilli
Fish
Chicken
Turkey
Beef Steak
Beans
Onions
Sausages
Real Ale (Deadly after a few pints of RA)
Cider
The mighty drunken Kebab, although I fear that may be a foul concoction of Real Ale, shit quality meat used in a Kebab and the copious amounts of chili sauce blathered upon the glistening heart attack in a pitta
thebluebus said:
Beer.
Crisps - most flavours
Chips.
Chilli.
Foreign food.
Sausages.
Roast potatoes.
Swede.
Red wine.
Pasties.
Grapefruit juice.
Peppers.
Onion.
Onion again.
Pasta.
Garlic.
Plums.
HobNobs.
Toast and honey.
Garlic.
Chicken.
Gravy.
Leftovers - of anything.
Jumbalaya.
Celery.
Beef stew.
Burgers.
Anything eaten in a pub.
Peanut butter.
Satsumas.
Hula Hoops.
Custard Creams.
That's most of them. My wife is quite complainy about it.
So would it be safe to say eating makes you fart?Crisps - most flavours
Chips.
Chilli.
Foreign food.
Sausages.
Roast potatoes.
Swede.
Red wine.
Pasties.
Grapefruit juice.
Peppers.
Onion.
Onion again.
Pasta.
Garlic.
Plums.
HobNobs.
Toast and honey.
Garlic.
Chicken.
Gravy.
Leftovers - of anything.
Jumbalaya.
Celery.
Beef stew.
Burgers.
Anything eaten in a pub.
Peanut butter.
Satsumas.
Hula Hoops.
Custard Creams.
That's most of them. My wife is quite complainy about it.
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