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wadgebeast

3,856 posts

91 months

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A good dhansak curry - lentils and curry make for a good pungency the following day. Wash it down with a couple of guinness and I can fart revengefully on the dog for a day or two and amuse myself with the dutch oven; I'm up an hour before the missus is.

adminH

142 posts

106 months

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rofl Stop it, I can hardly see to type this I'm laughing so much!

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Doobs

719 posts

130 months

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Sunday dinner(beef, lamb or pork and veg and gravy). Especially satisfying when at the in-laws! Have a family meal, sit around for an hour or so chatting (whilst the brew takes effect) and then 2hrs drive home with the Mrs sat shotgun. What is good fun is using the switch to block out the passenger's control of their windows! Seal the cabin and let rip! There's nothing worse than gas that smells exactly the same as the meal you've just eaten. The best achievment is when you have to open the window yourself because it's that bad you can't even stand to smell your own!

iamlofi

1,874 posts

84 months

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Beans beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart

The more you fart the better you feel

So have baked beans for every meal

Broken Hero

1,156 posts

77 months

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Any fruit juice
Brunch bars in fact anything before 10 AM makes me fart
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DOOG

1,808 posts

126 months

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Roast Pork.. Starts about an hour after eating... then the windfest goes on for a couple of hours more...

Nothing else affects me the same way..

pdV6

16,439 posts

141 months

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Dried apricots do the trick for me.

Oh, and curry.

Knick Pee

29,814 posts

131 months

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Food that make me fart?

scratchchin

Lets see......

Vegetables
Asparagus
Avocados
Beets
Bell peppers
Broccoli
Brussels sprouts
Cabbage
Carrots
Cauliflower
Celery
Collard greens
Cucumbers
Eggplant
Fennel
Garlic
Green beans
Green peas
Kale
Leeks
Mushrooms, crimini
Mushrooms, shiitake
Mustard greens
Olives
Onions
Parsley
Potatoes
Romaine lettuce
Sea vegetables
Spinach
Squash, summer
Squash, winter
Sweet potatoes
Swiss chard
Tomatoes
Turnip greens
Yams
Fish & Seafood
Cod
Halibut
Salmon
Scallops
Shrimp
Snapper
Tuna
Fruits
Apples
Apricots
Bananas
Blueberries
Cantaloupe
Cranberries
Figs
Grapefruit
Grapes
Kiwifruit
Lemon/Limes
Oranges
Papaya
Pears
Pineapple
Plums
Prunes
Raisins
Raspberries
Strawberries
Watermelon
Low-Fat Dairy
Cheese, low-fat
Eggs
Milk, 2%, cow's
Milk, goat
Yogurt
Beans & Legumes
Black beans
Dried peas
Garbanzo beans (chickpeas)
Kidney beans
Lentils
Lima beans
Miso
Navy beans
Pinto beans
Soybeans
Tempeh
Tofu
Poultry & Lean Meats
Beef, lean organic
Calf's liver
Chicken
Lamb
Turkey
Venison
Nuts & Seeds
Almonds
Cashews
Flaxseeds
Olive oil, extra virgin
Peanuts
Pumpkin seeds
Sesame seeds
Sunflower seeds
Walnuts
Grains
Barley
Brown rice
Buckwheat
Corn
Millet
Oats
Quinoa
Rye
Spelt
Whole wheat
Spices & Herbs
Basil
Black pepper
Cayenne pepper
Chili pepper, dried
Cilantro/Coriander seeds
Cinnamon, ground
Cloves
Cumin seeds
Dill
Ginger
Mustard seeds
Oregano
Peppermint
Rosemary
Sage
Thyme
Turmeric
Natural Sweeteners
Blackstrap molasses
Cane juice
Honey
Maple syrup
Other
Green tea
Soy sauce (tamari)
Water
baby food
baking
bread
breakfast
cereal
chocolate
condiments
cookies
crackers
frozen dinners
dressings & salad oils
energy bars & drinks
heat and serve meals
meat & dairy alternatives
meal mixes
frozen pizza
snack foods
sodas & juice
soup
tomatoes and tomato sauce
Chicken breast
Turkey breast
Lean ground turkey
Swordfish
Orange roughy
Haddock
Salmon
Tuna
Crab
Lobster
Shrimp
Top round steak
Top sirloin steak
Lean ground beef
Buffalo
Lean ham
Egg whites or substitutes
Trout
Low-fat cottage cheese
Wild-game meat
Baked potato
Sweet potato
Yams
Squash
Pumpkin
Steamed brown rice
Steamed wild rice
Pasta
Oatmeal
Barley
Beans
Kidney beans
Corn
Strawberries
Melon
Apple
Orange
Fat-free yogurt
Whole-wheat bread
High-fiber cereal
Whole-wheat Tortilla
Whole grains
Broccoli
Asparagus
Lettuce
Carrots
Cauliflower
Green beans
Green peppers
Mushrooms
Spinach
Tomato
Peas
Brussels sprouts
Artichoke
Cabbage
Celery
Zucchini
Cucumber
Onion
Tempeh
Seitan
Tofu
Texturized vegetable protein
Soy foods
Veggie burgers
Butter
Fried foods
Mayonnaise
Sweets
Whole-fat dairy products
Avocado
Sunflower seeds
Pumpkin seeds
Cold-water fish
Natural peanut butter
Low-sodium nuts
Olives and olive oil
Safflower oil
Canola oil
Sunflower oil
Flax seed oil

puffpuff

6,434 posts

106 months

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A mug of hot chocolate before bed time - makes me really unpopular twenty minutes later when the top sheet wafts up and down in time to the pharps....

_daveR

5,240 posts

107 months

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Cabbage.

Its the only thing that without fail will cause MrsR to go and sleep in the spare room after Ive wafted the quilt for the 4th time going "aaahhhhhhhh!"

Redneck Rocket

952 posts

87 months

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Loads of things but mainly this:


Timberwolf

4,718 posts

98 months

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puffpuff said:
A mug of hot chocolate before bed time - makes me really unpopular twenty minutes later when the top sheet wafts up and down in time to the pharps.
I've been reliably informed that I get my best farting done during the night while I'm asleep, which is a bit disappointing because it means I miss out on the sense of craftsmanship a rounded, well-timbred fart provides.

Except one night in a Paris hotel, when after two evenings of rich French cuisine I managed to wake myself up with a proper gutrumbling arsequake of a monster, that went on for a good twelve seconds after awakening and was of truly epic, neighbour-disturbing volume.

I swear I must have visibly deflated, such was the amount of air evacuated.

Andy_sx

2,374 posts

86 months

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i dont really need foods to help me fart, im rather windy as it is frown

but the mother of all that really does incrase the quantity and pungency is home made sausage meat stuffing... they get to the point where i can no longer take the smell myself frown oh and holding those ones in is nigh on impossible aswell

paulmurr

2,769 posts

92 months

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I've been threatened with the spare room when I've been drinking black & tans and eating dry roasted peanuts.

But apart from that I'm normally a fairly flatulent person but the above adds aroma along with the normal noise.

AlexS

1,025 posts

112 months

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Strawman said:
There was a 'true' story in Private Eye a few years ago about a man who lived in Cairo and subsisted on a diet of cabbage and beans, one hot night he managed to fart himself to death (asphyxiation), the fireman who broke down the door to his room had to be hospitalised, so I'd nominate those two foods.
And recently busted on Mythbusters.

Don

25,805 posts

164 months

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iamlofi said:
Beans beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart

The more you fart the better you feel

So have baked beans for every meal
Beans beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart

The more you fart the worse you smell

So eat baked beans and go to hell!

nrayner

3,057 posts

162 months

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I've been banned from ever ever ever trying egg jalfreze again....
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