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XMES RUS

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1,307 posts

107 months

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Anyone have a fav, mines the old dogs on the essex wives channelsmile

ITB

5,609 posts

98 months

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There was athread on this a while back and I think the agreement was that they were all fat northenern lasses with faces like a smacked arse.

Broken Hero

1,161 posts

80 months

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^^^gay

roboxm3

1,637 posts

78 months

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Is this the stuff they have on chanels 906 upwards from 9-10pm onwards??

.....I don't know what you're on about mate. whistle

NDA

11,183 posts

108 months

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XMES RUS said:
Anyone have a fav, mines the old dogs on the essex wives channelsmile
I have seen that - I can't believe anyone actually whacks off to that. laugh

As soon as the mrs goes to bed I do sometimes, for investigative purposes only, check out the upper 9's - none of it is particularly good.

I fear I may have said toooooo much. smile
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spydersingh

686 posts

98 months

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NDA said:
XMES RUS said:
Anyone have a fav, mines the old dogs on the essex wives channelsmile
I have seen that - I can't believe anyone actually whacks off to that. laugh

As soon as the mrs goes to bed I do sometimes, for investigative purposes only, check out the upper 9's - none of it is particularly good.

I fear I may have said toooooo much. smile
It sounds like you have contradicted yourself there.....!

So you whack off on them for investigative purposes only!!! Now thats a good excuse!

NDA

11,183 posts

108 months

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roboxm3 said:
Lower 900s have some ok birds. The Sarah Harding lookalike one is... er... aparantly ok, so my mate once said hehe
Great Thanks! smile

Ooops, did I just say that out loud? Deep voice.... Uh, right. I'm sure that's good roboxm3. I'll have someone check it out.

Don

26,025 posts

167 months

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Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle!

Hey guys. There's this new innovation called "The Internet!". Its just FILLED with dirty "pron"! No need to whack off to munters on TV anymore! Just switch off SafeSearch, grab the mouse with your left hand and AWAAAAAAYYYYY! Its even FREE! No need to "Txt"!

rolleyes

bing

1,092 posts

121 months

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bang babes anyone!!!

Did i say that out loud


Stu R

20,678 posts

98 months

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XMES RUS said:
Anyone have a fav, mines the old dogs on the essex wives channelsmile
Haymarket sent you didn't they?

Bing o

15,184 posts

102 months

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bing said:
bang babes anyone!!!

Did i say that out loud
Like Angel Dark?

Oooops

Don

26,025 posts

167 months

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roboxm3 said:
Don said:
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle!

Hey guys. There's this new innovation called "The Internet!". Its just FILLED with dirty "pron"! No need to whack off to munters on TV anymore! Just switch off SafeSearch, grab the mouse with your left hand and AWAAAAAAYYYYY! Its even FREE! No need to "Txt"!

rolleyes
Ah but if your mrs is on t'internet at 10pm-ish the 900 chanels are your only option... just don't forget to mute the tv. earslistening out for the footsteps coming down the stairswhistle
You mean there's a whole, live, real woman upstairs and you are on the sofa. confused

Talk to Rod Rammage he'll instruct you on what to do. I believe you may even get away without using Rohypnol depending on how much she likes you yes

Bing o

15,184 posts

102 months

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You mean there's a whole, live, real woman upstairs and you are on the sofa. confused
You obviously aren't married....

Don

26,025 posts

167 months

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Bing o said:
Don said:
You mean there's a whole, live, real woman upstairs and you are on the sofa. confused
You obviously aren't married....
13 years... smile I am, however, trying to encourage the younger generation to do better... biggrin

XMES RUS

Original Poster:

1,307 posts

107 months

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NDA said:
XMES RUS said:
Anyone have a fav, mines the old dogs on the essex wives channelsmile
I have seen that - I can't believe anyone actually whacks off to that. laugh

As soon as the mrs goes to bed I do sometimes, for investigative purposes only, check out the upper 9's - none of it is particularly good.

I fear I may have said toooooo much. smile
Do you rememeber Noels House party when they installed a secrect camera and everyone could see you... now that will make you think the next time you wack one off. I wonder who's watching you (for the record its not me)

biglepton

5,042 posts

84 months

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XMES RUS said:
Anyone have a fav, mines the old dogs on the essex wives channelsmile
If you want some rough old dogs try TVX on freeview chanel 97! Now that really is bad, but at least you don't have to pay for it as there are loads of forums that offer the access codes free every night if you know where to look on t'internet. . . . . . . yikes

Mike400

1,026 posts

114 months

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has anyone actually phoned any of the numbers? Do you actually speak to the girls on screen or is it some plump hag behind the scenes you get through to?

NDA

11,183 posts

108 months

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Bing o said:
Don said:
You mean there's a whole, live, real woman upstairs and you are on the sofa. confused
You obviously aren't married....
laugh

It's a sad state of affairs.

Taita

5,435 posts

86 months

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roboxm3 said:
biglepton said:
XMES RUS said:
Anyone have a fav, mines the old dogs on the essex wives channelsmile
If you want some rough old dogs try TVX on freeview chanel 97! Now that really is bad, but at least you don't have to pay for it as there are loads of forums that offer the access codes free every night if you know where to look on t'internet. . . . . . . yikes
Do they have this chanel on Sky and if so does anyone know what chanel it is?

I would like to conduct some research into the reliability of using internet forums to obtain access codes for adult chanels.

I shall share my findings with PH naturally.

Edited by roboxm3 on Thursday 28th February 17:23
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V8S

8,471 posts

120 months

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Every time I channel hop and see these Babestation channels, I have to think how desperate one must be to call them when there's a whole internet of porn out there. Maybe it's the human contact but why not just go to a lady of the night and have her hand rub one out for you. It's probably cheaper too bearing in mind those call charges.
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