RE: My First Car

Monday 14th April 2008

My First Car: Ford Capri

PetrolTed looks back to when he was the proud owner of a Ford Capri 1600 Geee Teee...



The year was 1987. Like any teenager clutching a freshly printed driving licence, I was desperate to convert my hard earned savings into the coolest set of wheels possible. Fortunately it was still an era when a self respecting petrolhead with meagre funds could lay his hands on rear wheel drive credibility. The very idea of driving a front wheel drive shopping car was laughable – such were the good old days of Thatcher’s Britain.

Lacking real world experience of actually driving any of my budget ‘dream’ cars I did all my research courtesy of the back pages of Autocar. There wasn’t a 0-60 or top speed that I hadn’t memorised to the point of utter tedium for anyone who dared ask.

So, what options were under consideration? Well, Mark 2 Escorts had a certain gritty attraction but the really desirable Mexicos and RS2000s were already out of reach. I lusted after Lotus Sunbeams and so cooking Sunbeams were considered too. Cortinas of various vintages were subjected to fantasy drag races. Chevettes were pondered but eliminated – there was just something too sterile about those pale blue interiors.

Then, fate lent a hand. My older brother decided to upgrade his car. This left his somewhat tired, but utterly, utterly desirable white pre-facelift Ford Capri 1600GT up for grabs. I can’t even remember how many miles it had, nor if it had any history. It mattered not – it was to be the coolest car amongst my peers. And that mattered.

For the princely sum of £100 I laid my hands on JPF 765K complete with a huge dent in the offside rear wing where my brother had brake tested a Dolomite late one night – like you do. I splashed another several hundred quid on insurance via a crappy broker in Romford and I was legal behind the wheel of my ‘Performance’ car.

With youthful enthusiasm I cracked on with sanding down and painting the dent. I even tried smashing it about with a large hammer thinking I might mould it into a shape that could be ‘filled’. I merely discovered that cars made of that era were made with steel several inches thick and that my neighbours were perturbed that I was hitting my ‘new’ car with a various implements.

Not to worry - I did a cracking job of tidying up the paintwork, leaving the ridiculous dent as smart as could be in fresh white paint. It had no wing mirrors so my Dad insisted that I fit one. One nasty white plastic item was purchased from Halfords and soiled my otherwise stylish car by hanging off the driver’s door like a limp handshake.

Internally, it simply required a tape deck to be lashed below the ash tray with insulating tape to supplement the archaic radio and the steering wheel to be decoked of 15 years worth of dead skin. The best feature by far was the foot operated wipers – a plunge on the rubber bubble squirted the screen. A deft heel and toe type manoeuvre around the side of the unit swished the wipers whilst I could slot it into 3rd gear, indicate, flash my lights and shout at little children. All to prove how ergonomonically advanced my 15 year old motor was.

This car was a source of immense pride for me. Anyone who asked what I drove was enthusiastically informed that I drove a Capri Geee Teee. A 1600 Geee Teee no less. This was an exclusive club for Capri owners with Rostyle Wheels, faux side vents, a rev counter (seemed to work more like a noise meter) and a swoopy exhaust manifold that upped power by a few horses to a tyre wrecking 90 bhp. Sadly the engine bay was a bit of an embarrassment with a void that you could stand in where the V6 should be. Fortunately there was a tiny inline four to propel the car but a quick glance under the bonnet revealed more tarmac than motor.

I had a happy year in that car. The only dramas were breaking off the wipers with a broom whilst sweeping off the snow, endless mornings of trying to coax it into action and someone crashing into the back of me. He immediately offered to pay me cash for the damage (a bent chrome bumper and stoved boot) and would pay by instalments. I guess he wasn’t insured and didn’t want me to drop him in it. I got a couple of payments out of him before making the mistake of going to collect the third payment whilst wearing my school uniform…

Eventually the clutch started to slip. Even today I’m embarrassed to admit I thought that I’d mastered the car to the point at which I could generate vast amounts of wheelspin, with no smoke and no power. It got to the point in the end that I could barely pull out of a junction without momentum. Eventually someone pointed out what was really occurring and I confidently professed that I knew that and I was just messing about. [cringe].

Keen to climb the motoring ladder I decided to take JPF on one final journey to the scrap yard. It was a sad day, but NRD 658R had already stolen my heart. Now to hand over £750 to a bloke down the pub for a JPS striped…

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NiallOswald

Original Poster:

326 posts

206 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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...2 litre Capri?

I wish my first car had been as cool as a Capri!

corcoran

536 posts

274 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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steering wheels+ 15 years of dead skin + eating lunch = grossout!

Strawman

6,463 posts

207 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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Wasn't this advertised at the time as
"The car you always promised yourself" hehe

Blade13

3 posts

204 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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Or " The difference between driving and just motoring "

Sad !!!

I know !

1.6 LS - 1.3L !! (yep I had this for 3 weeks whilst waiting for my new 1.6 laser to arrive) - 1.6 laser 2.0 sport, 3.0 sport, 2.8 injection

Wish they still made them :-(

Graham

16,368 posts

284 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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My first car was a Jago Samuri now you dont hear that every day.

1760 xflow and a 1600 sport gearbox ( well about 5 gearboxes actually it had a bit of a taste for them)

The sad thing is that 20+ years later I still have it ( somewhere) all be it with a 4ltr v8 and a capri rear axle these days ...

Kevin 996C4

11,629 posts

280 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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Hillman Imp frown

But I have had 3 Capris in total, one 3.0S and 2 x 2.8i. Great fun cars...

E36GUY

5,906 posts

218 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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My first car was a champagne coloured D reg Nissan Micra that we christened Trevor.

He was sadly stolen by bandits and found burnt out somewhere near Duxford. frown

x200sxy

515 posts

200 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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Beige & filler Mk. V Cortina 1.6L.

joz8968

1,042 posts

210 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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I thought my very first car (other than initially hooning around in my dad's Mk.1 Astra 1.3 GLS company car - and then eventually literally wrapping it around a tree and writing it off!!! evilbiglaugh) was pretty cool: a Fiat 131 Supermirafiori 1600 TC. I was only 18 and thought it was really fast/cool/different at the time. Indeed, they were much revered by spotty oiks 'in the know', just as the Escort Mexico, RS1800 and RS2000 were.

Loved the name, the 'touring car'-esque silhouette and those black/silver Rostyle-type steel wheels - plus the fact that it had a 'huuuge' 1585cc twin-cam, Weber twin-choke carb'd Italian engine (96bhp; 1050kg; 0-60 in 12secs). Cost me <ahem, my dad> £800 back in c.1988/89. The best feature was the Civic-esque gearknob sprouting out at an acute angle, plus the really comfy Velour beige seats... and, of course, RWD! Even remember the reg (as one should!)... PEG 452X! Ah, the love that is your first car...



Just like mine (inc. colour)...



...Supermirafiori 1600 TC



However, the one I really wanted was the quad-headlight/chip-cutter grille'd 1070kg Mirafiori Sport (or 'Racing' in other markets) with the 115bhp 1995cc TC engine - good for 0-60 in 10secs...



...Mirafiori Sport 2000 TC (forget the silver bumpers/sills/arches! - I think these would've originally been matt black)



No Lada jokes, please! laugh

Edited by joz8968 on Tuesday 15th April 14:16

NiallOswald

Original Poster:

326 posts

206 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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Oh yeah - mine was a Mk3 Polo, which was just about faster than walking, but never failed me. 55bhp!

onomatopoeia

3,469 posts

217 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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Kevin 996C4 said:
Hillman Imp frown
Why the frown ? They are excellent cars, provided you don't mind doing your own mechanicing. Rear engine, rear wheel drive makes them very nimble with very good handling for a small car once you learn how to drive it. Revs and revs, standard bottom end is good to 8000rpm without work. Not going to set the world on fire with its performance though, 39bhp on the basic version will allow you to keep up on the motorway but not a lot more. Put a race tuned engine in and all of a sudden you will be suprising a lot of "hot hatch" owners.

My first car was a Morris Marina 1.8, because the insurance was cheap (£280), the car was cheap (£500), only 50k on the clock and my parents wouldn't let me buy an Imp hehe (Mum had one when I was young and it kept overheating and went through a clutch every six months, they didn't want me driving a car that would break down all the time). Didn't get an Imp until my third car and have had at least one ever since. Nowadays I wont buy front engined cars at all.

LDNrevs

8,911 posts

203 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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My 1st car was a 205 XS.. a 1.4 with twin Weber carbs.... only a tad slower than a 1.6 GTI 205 at the time. I wanted it based purely on it's drive and while all my mates wanted cars that looked good I was happy in my small lil' 205.

It was on its last legs from the day I bought it to the day the engine literally fell out in a carpark..... when I upgraded to a newer but SO FOOKIN BORING Astra frown The 205 was incredible and a true Go Kart of a car - the sound wasn't half bad either! I remember going as hard and fast as I could around corners and the little thing would not budge, it was on rails + I remember doing a very silly thing with a friend from college. I was blabbing on how great the car was and he didn't believe me so I rocketed over the crest of a bridge in Withington Manchester and got all four wheels off the ground - this airtime left my mate as white as a sheet and he never said another bad word against my 205 wink

It had real bucket seats, a manual choke AGHHH, GTI style steering wheel.... and a stereo that hung out by it's wires. Probably the best car I've ever owned strangely - based on nostalgia alone. What's incredible is that there's an active community for the car I just found while looking for pics:
www.peugeot205xs.co.uk

Mine was this colour but with the 1.6 GTI wheels




joz8968

1,042 posts

210 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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LDNrevs said:
My 1st car was a 205 XS.. a 1.4 with twin Weber carbs.... only a tad slower than a 1.6 GTI 205 at the time. I wanted it based purely on it's drive and while all my mates wanted cars that looked good I was happy in my small lil' 205.

It was on its last legs from the day I bought it to the day the engine literally fell out in a carpark..... when I upgraded to a newer but SO FOOKIN BORING Astra frown The 205 was incredible and a true Go Kart of a car - the sound wasn't half bad either! I remember going as hard and fast as I could around corners and the little thing would not budge, it was on rails + I remember doing a very silly thing with a friend from college. I was blabbing on how great the car was and he didn't believe me so I rocketed over the crest of a bridge in Withington Manchester and got all four wheels off the ground - this airtime left my mate as white as a sheet and he never said another bad word against my 205 wink

It had real bucket seats, a manual choke AGHHH, GTI style steering wheel.... and a stereo that hung out by it's wires. Probably the best car I've ever owned strangely - based on nostalgia alone. What's incredible is that there's an active community for the car I just found while looking for pics:
www.peugeot205xs.co.uk

Mine was this colour but with the 1.6 GTI wheels
My ex-girlfriend had one of these as her 2nd car - great little cars. They have the 'little terrier staining at the leash' spirit of the GTI's! I really liked it.

Edited by joz8968 on Monday 14th April 15:13

Harry Flashman

19,348 posts

242 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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Series 2 Renault 5 GT Turbo, Phase 1 (grey bumpers, turbine wheels), in beige. Must have been the only one ever made in beige.

vetteheadracer

8,271 posts

253 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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Black 1968 MGB Roadster with wire wheels smile

LDNrevs

8,911 posts

203 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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joz8968 said:
My ex-girlfriend had one of these as her 2nd car - great little cars. They have the 'little terrier staining at the leash' spirit of the GTI's, I really liked it!
So true, it was beast of car for only having about 80 or 90 horses. I definetly want to get another 205 - I may even start searching, see if I can find one in great condition.

joz8968

1,042 posts

210 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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Harry Flashman said:
Series 2 Renault 5 GT Turbo, Phase 1 (grey bumpers, turbine wheels), in beige. Must have been the only one ever made in beige.
Chip-cutter grille, 115bhp, slightly more accelerative than the 120bhp Phase 2 model! But.. terrible mpg (for a 1.4!) and the tiddley T2 turbo was... air-cooled! eek

Edited by joz8968 on Tuesday 15th April 10:36

joz8968

1,042 posts

210 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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LDNrevs said:
joz8968 said:
My ex-girlfriend had one of these as her 2nd car - great little cars. They have the 'little terrier staining at the leash' spirit of the GTI's, I really liked it!
So true, it was beast of car for only having about 80 or 90 horses. I definetly want to get another 205 - I may even start searching, see if I can find one in great condition.
I really loved my white 1.9 GTI CAT (122 instaed of 130bhp), run-out model. I'd really love to find another cherished rolleyes example (in black)...

Edited by joz8968 on Monday 14th April 15:31

Code Monkey

3,304 posts

257 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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Ahh the first car

Vauxall Viva HC 1256cc's of roaring(well when the exhaust fell off) power. hmm maybe not, great fun though rear wheel drive so brill learning how to drive in the snow in economy tyres.
Bought from my Gran having been owned by her from new, had the shock of it's life when I bought it and actually used 4th gear.

Fixed static seatbelts meant soft floaty suspension not really a problem for driving as if stolen, had to drive like that to keep up with traffic but that just added to the fun of it all.

smeagol65

68 posts

195 months

Monday 14th April 2008
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my first car was also a ford capri,a 2litre sport jps edition.i loved that car it was solid as it had been zibarted from new,i think that it was called.had it for years until i wrapped it round a lorry on kamazasi island,rest in peace mrl 156p