Will a fat bird fit in my Boxster?

[spikeyhead]

Anyone had any experience of this or am I taking my Mondeo instead?

[ARAF]

Not much room in a Box. You might want the Mondeo, if you feel really sorry for her.

[stuttgartmetal]

It doesn't matter which car you take, you know how to get her into bed ?

Piece of cake

did I get it right torchster?

[spikeyhead]

stuttgartmetal said:

It doesn't matter which car you take, you know how to get her into bed ?

Piece of cake

did I get it right torchster?

The getting her into bed is irrelevant, we're both going out in one of my cars, but as she's 100 miles away I'm not going to turn up in the Porsche if she won't fit.

[Hoppy2008]

Dont have an answer for you, but you have just won the prize for best thread of the year in my opinion.
Made me giggle.

Quality

[HRG]

Surely if you've got a Boxster you can get a thin bird instead?

HTH.

[spikeyhead]

HRG said:

Surely if you've got a Boxster you can get a thin bird instead?

HTH.

I've already got one of those but she's doing exams next week so will be revising.

In the meantime I'm spending some time with a friend, who happens to be rather solidly built.

[LanCat]

Only if she wants her hair done

[Sheepy]

HRG said:

Surely if you've got a Boxster you can get a thin bloke instead?

HTH.

EFA

[stuttgartmetal]

Sheepy said:

HRG said:

Surely if you've got a Boxster you can get a thin bloke instead?

HTH.

EFA

LOLLERs.

Just unhook you hairdryer from that hook above the door pillar, and leave that at home, there's a bit more space to get him in.

[HRG]

spikeyhead said:

HRG said:

Surely if you've got a Boxster you can get a thin bird instead?

HTH.

I've already got one of those but she's doing exams next week so will be revising.

In the meantime I'm spending some time with a friend, who happens to be rather solidly built.

More room for cake in a Mundano then

[porscheuro]

Hoppy2008 said:

Dont have an answer for you, but you have just won the prize for best thread of the year in my opinion.
Made me giggle.

Quality

by a country mile , try this

Edited by porscheuro on Wednesday 14th May 15:03

[Pickled Piper]

Could you not test fit another fat bird in the passenger seat as a trial? Perhaps offer them a sticky bun for their time.

pp

[rubystone]

stuttgartmetal said:

Just unhook you hairdryer from that hook above the door pillar, and leave that at home, there's a bit more space to get him in.

[thegoose]

Pickled Piper said:

Could you not test fit another fat bird in the passenger seat as a trial? Perhaps offer them a sticky bun for their time.

pp

I can see where you're coming from - but what if she gets stuck?

Anyway, I think we need some perspective here - how fat is she? Does her ass have it's own postcode, or does she just need motorcycle out-riders when going down the street?

[Ravi944]

Well if she's a wide berth and you rock up in the Pork you're onto a winner. You have a legit reason to bail on the fatty and go grab yourself some less lardy as£

[Andy Ha]

spikeyhead said:

Anyone had any experience of this or am I taking my Mondeo instead?

I can unreservedly answer this for you. It is a definite no!!

[Pickled Piper]

Andy Ha said:

spikeyhead said:

Anyone had any experience of this or am I taking my Mondeo instead?

I can unreservedly answer this for you. It is a definite no!!

So! you are admitting to have a fat bird.

pp

[anonymous-user]

[MogulBoy]

Is it an S?