Captions please!

[jamesc]

No 29 and No 6 (also scooby!)

[hughesie2]

Awww, go onnnn, give us a sip...

[EdT]

' did you use a boil wash ? '

[insane racing]

Yes, of course, you need to careful round Quarry, takes a bit of getting used to.. you know, wide to the left, don't brake too late, then not too fast on turn in or it understeers, then plant the power on and let it drift, it's a great corner, a bit hairy, but you'll get it in the end..... Andy says to Rod

Oh how things turn out!!!

[griff2be]

"Thanks for the tip about how to take Quarry, Uncle Rodney. When we go to Brands, could you tell me that sort of thing before I stuff it into the wall....?"

[d_drinks]

[quote=jamesc]
[quote]

Rodders you dozy twonk /dip stick !!

[TUSCAN 29]

29

No mate, I'm Rod, Wayne's the fat one

[TUSCAN 29]

29

Dont look behind you right now, but no:5's got a skirt on again, mind you, nice legs

[TUSCAN 29]

29

I'm telling you Rod, Bugs Bunny was driving no:8, must have been part of the Loony Tunes deal

[HarryW]

When you've got a bit more experience in these, you'll have to carry a weight penalty as well.................

H

[jamesc]

Andy to Rod "My sponsors are happy; if I crash every race they can take home the bits!"

[griff2be]

Rod to Andy: "Look out mate, jamesc is nicking the remains of your car to stick up on eBay..."

[djtony]

Where do you find those undergarments with the padded fronts cos I can't find them anywhere




Oh thats where it comes from

[jamesc]

Are you going to tell the dog or am I?

[insane racing]

d_drinks said:

[quote=jamesc] [quote]

I'm no yellow belly.. after another bottle of this I can take on anybody...

..except that darned good lookin, talented young driver, No.5

anyway... back to you No.6... what was you saying... I got bored

[griff2be]

jamesc said:

Can I have a sip of your gin and tonic, old chap? I spilt mine at Quarry...

[TUSCAN 29]

griff2be said:

jamesc said: Can I have a sip of your gin and tonic, old chap? I spilt mine at Quarry...

29

Gin and tonic!!!!!!!!, bloody awful stuff, never touch it.

how about;

Andy:

Rod, old mate, oh great one, master of the track, may I have a small sip of your holy water?

Rod: That's how it all starts, "can i have a sip of water" then " can i have a bit of your sandwich" then "can i borrow your car" then " can i sleep with your wife" then "can i borrow some money", and what's it all leading to, I've told you once if I've told you a thousand times, I'm not swapping "Monkee" for that mangy old "scooby do do thingy", so get stuffed.

[jamesc]

TUSCAN 29 said:

griff2be said: jamesc said: Can I have a sip of your gin and tonic, old chap? I spilt mine at Quarry... 29 Gin and tonic!!!!!!!!, bloody awful stuff, never touch it. how about; Andy: Rod, old mate, oh great one, master of the track, may I have a small sip of your holy water? Rod: That's how it all starts, "can i have a sip of water" then " can i have a bit of your sandwich" then "can i borrow your car" then " can i sleep with your wife" then "can i borrow some money", and what's it all leading to, I've told you once if I've told you a thousand times, I'm not swapping "Monkee" for that mangy old "scooby do do thingy", so get stuffed.

This has to be the best so far; but can you do better!

[griff2be]

jamesc said:

OK Rod - how about for Brands we let Scooby Doo and Monkeh drive the cars and we'll just get pissed?

[jamesc]

Andy to Rod "See you're in FHM High Street Honeys this month!"