Random untrue made up facts thread

[thewave]

Having just seen this post in another thread (which I thought was funny, well done BB)

Buster Bakdorzin said:

All the LEDs in the world consume less energy than one pig.
I made that up, but its probably true...

What untrue facts which may be true can you come up with?


"If you flicked all your bogeys into a container throughout the year, you'd need a wheelie bin to hold them all"

[MentalSarcasm]

If you could convert farts in to petrol, one mornings worth of post-curry action would provide enough petrol to power a 4x4 for a year.

[Cara Van Man]

All the pigs in the world consume less energy than one LED.

[Tony*T3]

Sounds like a lie to me: "the entire population of the planet could stand on the Isle of White"....

But its probably true?

[Plotloss]

Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes.

[Duke Thrust]

Bees can't fly, kangeroos can't jump

[bazh]

Tony*T3 said:

Sounds like a lie to me: "the entire population of the planet could stand on the Isle of White"....

But its probably true?

IF the entire population of the planet could stand on the Isle of White, it would sink through the earth to austrailia

[ofawindow]

if rod rammage shot himself, china's economy would boom.

Edited by ofawindow on Monday 21st July 15:49

[Rod Rammage]

A balloon rubbed on a hairdo for one hour stores enough static electricty to power a chest freezer for 16 hours - and that's long enough to freeze lollipops!

[thebluebus]

The duck-billed platypus isn't actually a mammal, it's a nut.

[_Batty_]

Ted received 3 pies, and the head of Mungo in exchange for PH.

[Duke Thrust]

There is no such word as sausage.

[escargot]

ofawindow has the smallest cock in the world.

[escargot]

Oh, you wanted untrue facts. Woops.

[Tony*T3]

LED lights last for ever.

How would anyone know if this was true?

[Penny-lope]

In the old days, the fluff collected from families belly buttons, was used to keep the fires burning through out the night. Hence the need for large families, the more belly buttons, the longer the fire lasted

[Duke Thrust]

I am the worlds greatest liar.

[Nic Jones]

The word gullible is made up.

[Mikeyboy]

The energy from the amount of keystrokes to write a post on Ph would light a small town for a week.


Edited to retype my bad typing, again, so I probably generate enough to power Leeds by myself

Edited by Mikeyboy on Monday 21st July 15:54

[HRG]

Cars cause Global Warming.